Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the kind of guy who will go up to a clown and say "Hey dude.
Your sock's don't match. But it's cool, I'm probably the only one
I can discuss Kant's categorical imperative and Aristotle's virtue
based ethics while finishing up a jig-saw puzzle and equipping my
level 40 Paladin and playing 2 games of chess while having the
dishes washed the kitchen cleaned the bed made the garbage out the
bills paid and dinner on the stove just after coming home from work
and doing a workout with a 3 mile run and still have energy to stay
up half the night entertaining you with stories of my travels
around the world.
... we can stay in bed all day and watch a movie.
But wait, that's not all!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm about to start a massive project that will involve conducting a
major social media campaign and coordinating various avenues of
crowd sourcing directed towards individualized program
Sound tedious? Just imagine being stuck doing it.
While I'm getting that up and going, I also work in a kitchen at a
homeless shelter. And the kitchen crew I work with also happen to
be my best friends. Oh, and if any of you guys are reading this -
what the hell are you doing checking out my profile??? The girls
section is THATAWAY! ---->
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Face. Its what you notice about most people when you first meet
Unless they were on fire. Then you might notice the fire first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Thumbs up if you normally just skip straight down to The Six Things
I Could Never Do Without.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My level 40 paladin (I've been a gamer since the Atari
- Exercise (100 one armed push ups in 3 minutes 30 seconds. Not
bragging. Just putting it out there because I'm totally humble like
- The Internet (German courts agree!
- My laptop (otherwise the internet is kind of meaningless)
- The unbridled passion of rushing into battle, slaying my enemies,
and making the world safe for democracy.
- My underdog super energy pill. (a vitamin B complex and a
caffeine pill. That's probably all that pill was you know. I doubt
it was crack or something.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Given that all knowledge is assumed imperfect, and there are no
absolutes in the super-fluid experience of life, is it possible to
establish a system of morality that is both pragmatically useful
and unchanging? Would such a system need to be equally as fluid as
our life experience?
And am I ever going to meet anyone on this site?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
standing. alone. in the rain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Women want to marry me after sleeping with me.
And no, it's not because of that underdog super energy pill.
Different people are just talented at different things.
You should message me if
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You're a woman.
Hey, I'm a guy. Trust me, you don't need to be riding a unicycle
and juggling torches to get my attention.
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