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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born in St. Louis
Moved south for a bit
Finally got the hell out as of 4/05/2012
Been loving Seattle, and more specifically Belltown ever since.

I get asked often, "What made you move to Seattle?" Well other than the fact I like actual seasons and highly enjoy rain it's just a place I've always to be. The music, fashion, green, like minded people, technological, walkable city

Enough about Seattle.

Some might say I am witty. Obviously, they are in "the know". I like making jokes and being quirky yet the most charming person in the room.

Communications major, lets just say I'm on "hiatus". Such an important degree too...

I'm shy at first but quickly finding myself to be more open, direct and confident.

I like having adventures around the city, seeing new things and meeting people. Well, pretty ladies anyway.


also i do thoroughly enjoy being fit. But it isn't something to be preached about and not something I necessarily look for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First American born James Bond actor. And probably some other things
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia. The more useless the better. Of course I AM pretty great at most things so let's just list a few of the not so greats. Using the word duck on iPhone. Duck!!!

Being a funny sarcastic asshole you can't help but love :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well. Luckily I can read minds. Unfortunately, if I were to share any information learned with the ability, I would immediately lose it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hot wings, and let's be clear here. Hot wings are deep fried then tossed in sauce.
St. Louis style pizza, cracker thin and covered in provel cheese.

The Simpsons, the one constant throughout my entire life. Favorite thing ever ever. It isn't the best anymore but seasons 1-11 are unparalleled.
Futurama, Archer, Venture bros (someone watches a lot of cartooooons...)
Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, '70s show, X Files, Workaholics, Sunny, Breaking Bad, House of Cards
Ya, I said Breaking Bad twice. WHAT OF IT!?

Every Tarantino flick. American Psycho. Any feature directed by Christopher Nolan. Guillermo del Toro is a badass. Most movies directed or produced by Tim Burton prior to the new Millenium. Increasingly fewer Kevin Smith "films"

Bret Easton Ellis, James Ellroy, Jim Maars, Groening, Salinger.

The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins, Fleetwood Mac, Pearl Jam, mgmt, Tom Petty, Bob Dylan, Blink 182, Mumford & Sons, Led Zeppelin, Interpol, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Zwan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The letter "E".
Lucky septuple leaf clover.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the whys and why nots. I'm INFP so thinking is my big thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching or listening to some form of media. But hopefully spending time with a pretty lady
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a robot from the past, in the future.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on a date
You like funny sarcastic bastard assholes who also happen to be sweet and caring
Play snes or board gamea
Discuss the intricacies of life
Watch The Simpsons
Make some sort of beast with multiple backs

Or 420, if that's your bag