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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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Who wants to sit on a street corner with a bottle of wine and argue the night away?

I am very well educated. I read an awful lot and use inordinately long words. I like sharp people. I have a degree in English Literature from Cambridge, and a graduate qualification in statistics I obtained in my spare time. I'll talk about this all day if you want me to, but I'm willing to be enthusiastic about almost anything if you can show me the hook.

I am simultaneously incredibly relaxed and amusingly intense. I never judge, but am at the same time harshly critical. I am no sycophant, and I'll tell you what I think. I won't ever take a moral high ground but if you can't back up your opinion I won't be gentle. I hang out with people who call me on any bullshit, and I will defend what I say until I'm convinced otherwise (which I am, regularly). I love it when other people do the same.

I get on with almost everyone, but I find it hard to tone down the thinking. I ask 'why' a lot (one of THOSE kids, I can hear you thinking). The quickest way for me to be put off is to tell me or someone around me that they are thinking too hard or too much. Nope. I know that's a polarizing attitude - I wouldn't be surprised if you're thinking 'what a pompous ass' - but I like to think of it this way: a lighthouse keeps ships away, and moths are drawn to lightbulbs. Now there's a metaphor to justify idiosyncrasy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Revelling in grandiloquence and a delightful new house in Brixton.

Other than that? Socialising with a large array of wonderful human beings. I treasure my friends a great deal. There's a lot of them. Reading a ridiculous amount. Working for an absolutely amazing tech startup where the office environment is familial, the work is a challenge daily and I get money for it too! Playing table tennis at work (I don't get money for that). Having no ability to plan for the future. Trying my hardest to plan for the future. Waiting to fall in love with a new genre of music.

Loving the internet and being excited about the future of technology. Disagreeing with people and then going and looking up relevant statistics. Being wrong (see previous point).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking criticism.
The first things people usually notice about me
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great beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like stuff that's really clever and stuff that's really fantastical; I love it when they come together but that's really rare.

I like big books and I can not lie. I have read and do read a lot; I stopped talking about it in public a few years ago though because I realised it's the intellectual equivalent of boasting about the length of your penis. I can, however, give you a taste. Of my literary predilections.

Right now I'm reading The Prelude, Thomas Piketty's Capital in the 21st Century, Disowning Knowledge in Seven Plays of Shakespeare, Journey to the End of the Night and Code Complete: A Practical Handbook of Software Construction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can you imagine life without the internet? A good argument. A good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who do we think we are, we for whom Hamlet is more real than our janitor?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wandering among the blasted crags of memory.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was recently referred to as a Slytherin at heart.
You should message me if
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If you can not only put up with someone who has like 10 very close female friends, you don't even think it's an issue. I've no time for jealousy.

Speak your mind and speak it loud. I LOVE opinionated people. Also: feminism = humanism/common sense. Don't believe that (or something similar), we probably won't get on so well.

You have the sort of intelligence that would cow a lesser man.