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25 London, UK Man


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  • Ages 22–35
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
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Has cats

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My self-summary
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Everyone who's worth knowing is a little bit mad. I jump around a lot and enjoy getting really animated. I read an awful lot and have a penchant for inordinately long words. I like sharp people. I have a degree in English Literature from Cambridge and a graduate qualification in statistics I obtained in my spare time. I'll talk about this all day if you want me to, but I'm willing to be enthusiastic about almost anything if you can show me the hook.

I am simultaneously relaxed and intense: always thinking but rarely worried. I am no sycophant, and I'll tell you what I think. I won't ever take a moral high ground but if you can't back up your opinion I won't be gentle. I hang out with people who call me on any bullshit, and I will defend what I say until I'm convinced otherwise (which I am, regularly). I love it when other people do the same.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living with 7 of my friends in Brixton. We have strategy consultants, press complaints officers, people working in tech city, people working in THE city, and even a Google employee. We are the yuppy scourge your parents warned you about. Terribly sorry.

Other than that? A litany of success punctuated with abject failures. Getting a massive pay raise. Running out of money at inappropriate moments. Reading ALL THE TIME. Walking into people on the tube because I'm reading. Going to the shop to buy dinner and wandering around with a friend for 45 minutes and leaving with no food and a bottle of vodka. Waiting to fall in love with a new genre of music.
I’m really good at
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taking criticism. Being permissive.
The first things people usually notice about me
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great beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like stuff that's really clever and stuff that's really fantastical; I love it when they come together but that's really rare. I read constantly and always want to talk about it. I watch lots of television and film too, but Shakespeare is the one.

Right now I'm reading Gravity's Rainbow, Thomas Piketty's Capital in the 21st Century, Disowning Knowledge in Seven Plays of Shakespeare, Journey to the End of the Night, Steppenwolf again (somebody I respect said it was bad and I want to check) and Code Complete: A Practical Handbook of Software Construction.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Can you imagine life without the internet? A good argument. A good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who do we think we are, we for whom Hamlet is more real than our janitor?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wandering among the blasted crags of memory.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been arrested at gunpoint.
You should message me if
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If you can not only put up with someone who has like 10 very close female friends, you don't even think it's an issue. I've no time for jealousy.

Speak your mind and speak it loud. I LOVE opinionated people. Also: feminism = humanism/common sense. Don't believe that (or something similar), we probably won't get on so well.

You're really, really, really, ridiculously smart.