Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Life is an interesting thing.
Sometimes we get so caught up in it, that we forget to take the
time to stop and wonder at what it really is. That we're all the
same, spawned from the same matter, the same energy, at the same
point in existance. Formed through billions of years of controlled
chaos. Governed by unseen forces that caused the gases to attract,
the rocks to form, the stars to spin, and eventually...me. With the
ability to ponder at how and when and why and who's to be given the
credit. A microscopic universe as complex and immense as the one
around us, locked inside a bone cage. Here we are, aware of the
place and time thats been presented to us, doing what we can to be
happy and comfortable and to experience joy and love and to be
excited and to fulfill the desires of our minds and bodies, and to
have others around us share those experiences.
Wanna lay out under the stars and travel through the cosmos with
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an IT guy. I've been doing it for years at various places.
Recently I started up my own business doing I.T. Solutions for
companies around the area. Primarily I've been installing
surveillance camera systems, cash registers, text inserters,
speaker systems, etc etc etc. I've got your solution, regardless.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having endless patience (except when I'm driving).
Being a cat dad.
I type really fast.
Being overly obsessed with details.
I'm also kind of really good at ping pong.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look really young. I'm pretty sure every single time I'm
ever in a public place someone is shocked at how old I am. And that
even though I have a baby face, my hair is turning grey. :(
I guess I'm also kinda short. That's noticeable, I think?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read all kinds of stuff. I'm currently reading Broca's
Brain by Carl Sagan. It's unbelievably fascinating.
My favorites are really long series. Sword of Truth, Wheel of Time,
A Song of Ice and Fire. I also really like Dan Brown. I get shit
for this on occasion...but eff 'em. He's an entertaining
Movies: 2 words. Princess Bride.
Shows: Everything Star trek. TNG is clearly the top. The Wonder
Years. Breaking Bad. Community. Big Bang Theory. The Office.
(where's my Pam??), Freaks & Geeks, Adventure Time.
Music: I'm in love with everything from the 90's. Smashmouth,
Chumbawumba, Fastball, Semisonic, etc, etc, etc. I also really
enjoy folky music full of emotion. Guster is amazing. Mumford and
Sons. Florence + The Machine. I can't get enough of Lindsey
Stirling right now.
Food: I'll eat anything that contains peanut butter. I'm allergic
to cashews. They destroy my stomach, but I love the way they taste.
I'm weird about foods with strange textures. I don't like things
that are mostly water-filled, like melons. Pineapple, Watermelon,
Cantaloupe, Celery, Plain Lettuce. They don't taste bad...they're
just weird. Other than that, I'll eat pretty much anything.
Definitely an entire tub of small curd cottage cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sixth thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The mechanics of the universe.
Why the number 23 haunts my life. It's my birthday, and makes some
kind of an appearance daily.
Min/Maxing my life. If you know what I mean, we need to be friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking a beer at the bar. Playing ping pong or pool. Or just
sitting at home on my computer wandering around on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was in 5th grade my class was tasked with writing a short
fictional story about whatever we pleased, and then to read aloud
the first few opening paragraphs. I chose to write my story about
an alien. This particular alien had long purple slimy tentacles
that dragged behind him on the dusty surface of the planet he was
from, leaving a trail of goo where ever he went. I thought it was a
pretty kick ass story, so I was excited to tell everyone.
I stood up and started to read, everything was going great until I
got to the part where I described my alien. Completely unbeknownst
to me, I read aloud the word "testicles" instead of "tentacles" and
then described how they were long, purple, and slimy. Needless to
say, the entire room burst into laughter. Including the
I nearly pee'd myself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a nice person that isn't super critical of others that wants
to make a new friend.
Being short, cute and nerdy wouldn't hurt. :)
If you play ping pong we're automatically best friends.
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