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QuasarIntheMist

28 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I enjoy living in a time when "the Cloud ate it" is something I might have to say to another adult in complete seriousness.

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My version of Interstellar would be pretty much the same, except that Michael Caine's character eventually becomes a talking skeleton. (This is never explained).
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an attorney now. Regard my many neckties.

In my free time I run, ski, bike to Gresham, follow politics, listen to a lot of music, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Assembling Ikea furniture, reading aloud, bodysurfing right up onto shore like a noble seal, tending bonfires, getting handed a setlist after the show (long reach).
The first things people usually notice about me
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[Clever response pending]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Infinite Jest, Oblivion, Moby Dick, The Third Policeman, A Short History of Nearly Everything, Villette, The English Patient, The Magic Mountain, The Years of Lyndon Johnson, Auden, Carver, Dickens, Vonnegut, Barthelme, Proust, Forster

Music: Boards of Canada, James Blackshaw, Pavement, Can, Tycho, Radiohead, Tame Impala, Neil Young, Gäa, Smog/Bill Callahan, The Flaming Lips, Tom Waits, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Spacemen 3, grim old folk songs. http://www.last.fm/user/VonStyke

Movies: A Serious Man, Waking Life, Withnail & I, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, 12 Angry Men, Glengarry Glen Ross, Buffalo '66, The American Astronaut, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Ordinary People, Le Cercle Rouge, Brick, Moon, Being There, Man on Wire, High Fidelity, The Wages of Fear, Nine Queens, French heist flicks, unsettling 70's movies with Donald Sutherland, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Dead Man, The Navidson Record, The Great Beauty, Z, Black Narcissus, Inherent Vice

Food: whole bell peppers, whole kiwis (http://threewordphrase.com/prophet.htm), cereal, sandwiches, curries, pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
When it's so cold that the snow doesn't stick to anything and just swirls around in the intersections

Brainy dark-haired women

Big trees

Uh...dry goods?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Responsible magic mushroom advocacy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg0mDyelSrA
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At some goofy rock show. The opening act is a drone band. One of the guys is playing a briefcase that warbles and glows green when he opens it. It's pretty great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That until college, I thought goats were male sheep. (I hadn't given it a lot of thought).
You should message me if
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I'm a guy on a dating site, so obviously there's a tight screening process--send me your fax number and I'll get you started on the paperwork.