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27 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I enjoy living in a time when "the Cloud ate it" is something I might have to say to another adult in complete seriousness.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an attorney now. Regard my many neckties.

In my free time I run, ski, bike to Gresham, follow politics, listen to a lot of music, etc.
I’m really good at
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Assembling Ikea furniture, reading aloud, bodysurfing right up onto shore like a noble seal, tending bonfires, getting handed a setlist after the show (long reach).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Infinite Jest, Oblivion, Moby Dick, The Third Policeman, A Short History of Nearly Everything, Villette, The Years of Lyndon Johnson, Auden, Carver, Dickens, Vonnegut, Barthelme, Proust, Forster

Currently: The Magic Mountain

Music: Boards of Canada, James Blackshaw, Pavement, Can, Tycho, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, Andrew Bird, Tame Impala, Neil Young, Gäa, Smog/Bill Callahan, The Flaming Lips, Tom Waits, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Spacemen 3, grim old folk songs.

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, A Serious Man, Waking Life, Withnail & I, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, 12 Angry Men, Glengarry Glen Ross, Buffalo '66, The American Astronaut, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Ordinary People, Le Cercle Rouge, Brick, Moon, Being There, Man on Wire, High Fidelity, The Wages of Fear, Nine Queens, French heist flicks, unsettling 70's movies with Donald Sutherland, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Dead Man, The Navidson Record, The Great Beauty, Gone Girl

Food: whole bell peppers, whole kiwis (, cereal, sandwiches, curries, pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
When it's so cold that the snow doesn't stick to anything and just swirls around in the intersections

Brainy dark-haired women

Big trees

How many is that?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Responsible magic mushroom advocacy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At some goofy rock show. The opening act is a drone band. One of the guys is playing a briefcase that warbles and glows green when he opens it. It's pretty great.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That until college, I thought goats were male sheep. (I hadn't given it a lot of thought).
You should message me if
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