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QuasiMofo888

35 North Hollywood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here are a few tidbits about me:

I love letters and numbers.
Compassion is my favorite virtue.
The number I'm thinking of is three.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I get paid to write. Life is good.

Most people want to conquer the world. I'd rather share it. In other words, let's play co-op, not competitive.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening; telling stories; solving BIG problems; tickling your pleasure center; helping you reach your potential, winning over your family, friends and colleagues; mixing cocktails; planning adventures

Here are some items I plan on adding to that list:

vegetarian cooking, yoga, tai chi, meditation, software scripting, pixel art
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm often laughing. Send in the clowns, I say.

My beard is an Etch a Sketch of facial hair. Sometimes, I shake things up. And don't worry: I take requests. After all, it's just hair.

I love dressing up. As a result, people raid my closet for Halloween costumes and job interviews.

Professional and cultural settings: Shaved head. Vest. Tie.

Elsewhere: My urban safari gear. I love to explore, and I prefer to walk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My primary literary influences: Hunter S. Thompson, Andrew Sullivan, Christopher Hitchens, Matt Taibbi, Trey Parker and George Orwell.

Books: This list is from several years ago. I've long since lost the ability to track all my favorite books. Plus, I'm a huge fan of short-form writing, so consider this a sample rather than an overview. 1984, Alice In Wonderland, The Big Sleep,Coyotes: A Journey Through the Secret World of America's Illegal Aliens, Deliberate Prose, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Fight Club, Food Court Druids, Frankenstein, Generation X, Good Omens, The Great Gatsby, Hell's Angels, Life After God, Lord of the Rings, Lullaby, Lyrical Ballads, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell, Mere Christianity, Microserfs, Paradise Lost, Reefer Madness, Shampoo Planet, Songs of Innocence and of Experience, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide

In case you're curious, I'm currently reading The Signal and the Noise by Nate Silver. Read it, and chances are you'll be the smartest one in the room--at least when it comes to statistics.

Movies: I enjoy stimulating films from many genres, but it's the high-quality pulps that bring me the most joy. More noir coming soon. 28 Days Later, Adaptation, Apocalypse Now, Aliens, Army of Darkness, Barbarella, The Big Lebowski, The Big Sleep, Black Dynamite, Blade 2, Bloodsport, Bubba Ho-Tep, Casablanca, Cat Ballou, Chinatown, Conan the Barbarian, Crippled Masters, Dr. Strangelove, Drunken Master, The Empire Strikes Back, Enter the Dragon, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead II, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Gangs of New York, The Godfather, Hero, Inglourious Basterds, Kill Bill, The King of Kong, Kung Fu vs. Yoga, Lord of the Rings, The Maltese Falcon, Memento, Network, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Ninja vs. Mafia, No Country for Old Men, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, On the Waterfront, Ong Bak, Predator, Pulp Fiction, Rambo: First Blood, Return of the Jedi, Reservoir Dogs, Road to Perdition, The Road Warrior, Rocky IV, Seven Samurai, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Sin City, Star Wars, A Streetcar Named Desire, Superfly, Taxi Driver, Terminator II, Thank You for Smoking, There Will Be Blood, The Thin Man, The Truman Show, Wall-E, The Warriors, The Wrestler, Up

Music: Recently, my friend accused me of having pretentious tastes. I always thought they leaned toward geeky. Go fig. The 88, AC / DC, Andre 3000, Louis Armstrong, The Beach Boys, Ludwig van Beethoven, The Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Black Sabbath, The Boswell Sisters, David Bowie, Buck 65, T-Bone Burnett, Johnny Cash, Cee-Lo, Ray Charles, Frédéric François Chopin, Nat King Cole, Sam Cooke, Danger Mouse, The Dixie Cups, Dr. Dre, Dune, Ella Fitzgerald, The Gorillaz, Al Green, George Frideric Handel, Billy Holiday, Gustav Holst, The Ike and Tina Turner Revue, The Inkspots, Loretta Lynn, Iron Maiden, Etta James, Elton John, Lagwagon, Curtis Mayfield, M.I.A., Minibosses, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Peaches, The Presidents of the United States of America, Queen, The Raspberries, Otis Redding, Django Reinhardt, The Rolling Stones, RZA, The Seatbelts George Shearing, Nina Simone, Frank Sinatra, Nancy Sinatra, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Johann Strauss II, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky, Sarah Vaughan, Antonio Vivaldi, Richard Wagner, Tom Waits, Fats Waller, Weezer, Kanye West, Jack White, The White Stripes, Hank Williams, Saul Williams, Brian Wilson,Bill Withers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Neil Young

TV: Afro Samurai, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Beavis and Butthead, Berserk, Chappelle's Show, The Colbert Report, Cowboy Bebop, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Game of Thrones, Insomniac, Mad Men, The Rachel Maddow Show, Robot Chicken, Samurai Champloo, Samurai Jack, Seinfield, South Park, The Walking Dead. Last but not least, go Lakers!

Video games: Anything from Valve, Blizzard, or Bioware

Foods: I'm a vegetarian. Don't worry: I won't try to convert you to my dietary cult as long as you don't expect me to eat pizza that was once covered with little bits of roadkill.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Beauty, Nature, Knowledge, Love, Expression, and Pizza. Because it's awesome and satisfies me on so many levels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. I'm an abstract thinker with an overclocked brain, so I crave mental stimulation. This also leads me to get easily distracted. Don't take it personally. Instead, imagine me as an adorable puppy dog who likes chasing thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Owning in RL. Or watching Netflix. One of the two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm allergic to cats, yet I have great chemistry with cat owners.

I'm a recovering over-achiever.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you look better than me in a dress...

If E3 and The Economist had a daughter, she'd be my dream girl.

In all seriousness, while I enjoy dating, I prefer monogamy.

I dig intelligence, passion, craftiness and altruism. (I know the latter two are often at odds.) If you possess at least two of these attributes, we'd probably have a delightful time together.