Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single mom with two kids, work 2 jobs at any given time. One of
which is the Bronco games (I love football!!), as well as
photographer for graduation ceremonies. I'm weird and honest, have
a hella sense of humor, overbearing, intimidating, and a blast to
be around (at least in my own head - woo hoo!) Basically what it
comes down to is you either love me or hate me, no real "in
between" or so I've been told.
When I like someone or am intrigued by them I'm what my friends
say, tenacious. I like to talk A LOT, I also like to find out about
people even if there's no real "romantic" connection. I have
patience...most of the time. I don't have patience when someone is
flaky or passive aggressive. I'm a full-on Taurus, all the good and
not so desirable, including dyes, inks and perfumes wrapped into a
Yes I am overweight and I am working on changing that so if you
can't handle a chunky dunker rather than a skinny dipper...you can
stop reading right now. Because I am a chunky girl does not make me
desperate or needy and no if you tell me that I'm pretty or
beautiful does not mean I'm going to f**k you. My self-esteem is
just fine. You know there are casual encounters for that. If you're
looking for a "project"... HAHAHAHAHA yeah never gonna happen I'm
not project material.
I don't have a daddy complex. Interpret that however you wish. I
like tall white guys, 6' or taller generally. If you're looking for
your party girl that's ripped and trophy like, and doesn't mind
sharing her guy, keep looking. I don't share.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My freckles, smile and sarcasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Books : Comic Books
Favorite Movies: I love movies TOO MANY to list, LOVE THEM!
Favorite Shows: Castle, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Grimm, Once Upon A
Time and a ton more that I love too, that are also too many to
Favorite Music: Pretty much everything but Country, Jazz, Blues,
and Hip Hop
Favorite Food: Mexican is at the top
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, food, sleep, shelter, my kids, you get the picture
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why "not being a douchebag" isn't considered a trait to look for in
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either with my kids chillin at home, watching a movie, out with
friends or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Apparently I'm super picky and that's why I'm still single. I'm
pretty sure it's just because I'm an a-hole.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You're a tall (6'+) WHITE guy
-You're honest, not a flake, know what you want and not afraid to
go after it.
-You DO NOT smoke, do not do drugs and yes marijuana is a
-Do not drink excessively.
-You want to hang with a cool girl that talks A LOT, and will make
you feel totally uncomfortable by staring inappropriately if you're
really hot (hahaha)
Who are you looking for?
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