27 Omaha, NE
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My self-summary
I'm prettier in person. Not as interesting.

What I’m doing with my life
Working on a Classical Languages degree while planning world domination through a public library revolution. There's no way this could possibly go wrong.
I’m really good at
Correcting your grammar. Pretending to know. Pretending to care. Pretending not to care. Being "the girlfriend." Non-sequiturs.
The first things people usually notice about me
Wouldn't know. You'd have to ask those people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: The Chocolate War (Robert Cormier); Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (Christopher Moore)
Favorite movies: The Land Before Time; Dangerous Liaisons; Boondock Saints; While You Were Sleeping
Favorite music: Oingo Boingo, Two Gallants, Okkervil River, Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favorite video games: Elder Scrolls, Fable, Halo
Favorite food: Dessert
The six things I could never do without
Snark, books, friends, cigarettes, laptop, good food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing. Reading. Languages. Libraries. Food. Sex. Sleep. Dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
walking the fine line between extroversion and misanthropy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got boundary issues. You'll have to be more specific.
You should message me if
you're more self-aware than the majority of the population and don't mind chatting at a mercurial, self-absorbed bibliophile.