Second: I have a current bf and we are not exclusive, if THAT is a deal breaker, please leave... and I don't see him often, if we hit it off, I will end it... so shut up.
Third: I may not respond, if that is the case, I think you are unattractive, or just fucking weird... or too old, esp if you are over 27. I will not respond back. Not looking for someone that much older unless you plan on being a sugar daddy, then maybe we'll talk o.0
Fourth: I will NOT reply if all your message says is, "Hi wanna fuck?" o.0 esp if you are creepy, see previous sentence. These are to be used to scare off creepy guys, if you aren't one, please continue to my silly formatted profile.
New format to my profile: How I want it damn it.
Lotsa spaces, cuz I can.
You illiterate people can skip the big words... and my profile.
I speak in both an American and English accent depending on my mood.
I love MMA and UFC, but I don't personally do it... but
I have in fact, cracked another girls skull, a few few guys jaw bones... but that's the past, I don't like confrontation at all.
I love the colour orange
and purple :D
I'm a size 3, which is where I like it... unless I feel fat, in which I wear a 5 D:
I used to sell myself for monies
and if it's photography work I'll still do it
not video you sick prick, photos... READ it again.
I am in fact, friends with Mary Jane
and currently unemployed, seen half baked? I'm Snoop... lol a mooch... but not like, real bad... I do it on occasion only until I get a job, then I will in fact pay for it myself, and plenty of it.
I love Lacuna Coil, and Metallica, I shall soon put both on me as a tattoo, on the back of my ear *LC* and i dunno yet for Metallica.
As well as Amy from Sailor Moon, on the back of one leggy
and Athena, the goddess.... on the other leggy
and if I find a job that will allow it, a python from my right collarbone, down and around my left arm... all the way down, in purple and orange.
I'm redundant, and I say the same shit twice.
I have a strong work ethic, and I learn quickly, making me a "jackie" of all trades.
I play WoW, as a pali and a mage... equally well, but I don't play often, but I can still pwn. o.0 I prefer being outside.
I play Halo and any other games like that with the settings backwards. I walk and turn with the opposite sticks, and I love it, though I prefer to observe.
I don't drive, and when I do I hate it... and it's illegal...
I love pigs, I can't help it, they are intelligent, clean, and just fantastic. But me anything with a pig and I will love you forever... or until I get a better piggy thingy... :P
I love snowboarding, but haven't gone recently, but it's all good.
I love blowing shit up, and haven't done THAT.... kinda recently...
I am 5 foot short, or so I call it... or just 5 and a half.
I'm a sarcastic bitch... but it works for me, on most occasions.
I am a troll, don't know what that is? You'll find out soon... lol I poke peoples buttons for fun, cuz it's fucking funny to see how easily people can get aggravated.
I have small tits. =/
I dress like a man for no reason, the day after I wear a white skin tight t-shirt with skinny jeans and a thong.
I look like a girl, and talk like a man.
I smoke a pack a day when I have the cash for it... otherwise I'm usually out.
I'm addicted to scratch tickets, so I stay away as long as I can.
I'm a nymphomaniac, clinically diagnosed, and it's cool.
I'm also a bipolar mess... meh whatever, it's fun.
I also have multiple personalities, but I am in control... and the others are just silly...
There's a surfer dude, my "brother", Donna, and me in my head.
and I talk to my brother the most, cuz everyone else is a moron.
I get bored easily, and change my profile often to fit my mood.
Which is currently good, and bored, and energetic.
I try not to dance, but I can't help it sometimes
I will learn to ballroom dance before I get remarried, if and when it happens.
And eventually see my daughter again....
long story, and one that hurts...
moving on, I play Neopets, and have been since I was 13
laugh all you want, I love it and play for different reasons than you think.
Stocks, trading, buying/selling.... adult-er stuff, along with a few people I know to whom are in their 20s. so shut up...
I know a LOT about the origin of Neo, so please... bite me.
Which is in fact, a turn on for me... and I bite myself to continue an orgasm...
which does in fact hurt while I am doing it, but you can bite me too.
I am can be so random, it's creepy.
I listen to my Pandora like it's normal... and it's always on Lacuna Coil... which is playing Rob Zombie right now.
I am Unstable, Impulsive, and Exciting