Either way, I'm here to make friends and such. I'm particularly interested in the "and such" bit of my previous statement. Read up and see if you're interested.
And because all the cool kids are doing it, I'll do it, too - I'm ISTJ, supposedly.
So, to summarize me (as I'm supposed to be doing) - I'm smart, sarcastic, caring, loyal, independent, fat (yeah, yeah, yeah, this seems to be an issue for a lot of people), and constantly listening to things going on around me, so that I can throw in the occasional perfectly-timed inappropriate comment. If you're looking for the kind of girl that will expect you to pay the bill on a first date or has a vapid giggle, look on, I'm not your girl. If you're looking for someone to become friends with over burgers and beer, while exchanging witty banter that may or may not make sense, we should meet.