Either way, I'm here to hopefully find somebody that I click with. To do that, I'm not going to be very interested in spending the next two months chatting online. I feel like while we can get to know each other a little bit over messenger, really the only only way to know if you click with someone is to meet them. Seriously, let's find a whiskey tasting and get to know each other over that instead. Read up and see if you're interested.
And because all the cool kids are doing it, I'll do it, too - I'm ISTJ, supposedly.
So, to summarize me (as I'm supposed to be doing) - I'm smart, sarcastic, caring, loyal, independent, fat (yeah, yeah, yeah, this seems to be an issue for a lot of people), and constantly listening to things going on around me, so that I can throw in the occasional perfectly-timed inappropriate comment. If you're looking for the kind of girl that will expect you to pay the bill on a first date or has a vapid giggle, look on, I'm not your girl. If you're looking for someone to become friends with over burgers and beer, while exchanging witty banter that may or may not make sense, we should meet.
And I love to Mystery-Science-Theater-3000 the hell out of everything.