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Lord_Mondegreen

30 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me in a nutshell: Help! How did I get stuck in this nutshell?!

I am a curious person. I enjoy solving complex problems. I am an aspiring systems admin by day, a devourer of books by night. I frequently feel as though I am enjoying life more than the average corporate commuter and occasionally have to resist the urge to dance down Nicollet Mall.

I also love cooking for myself, but especially for friends and family. Also rock climbing and running, though I'm not very good at either. I've been struggling toward a 5K for a couple of years now. I used to enjoy singing quite a bit. Still do, but haven't in any formalized capacity since college.

And let's not beat around the bush. I'm also a nerd. Proud of it. I hang out at comic shops and trivia nights. I'm a fan of board games, card games, and computer games. I help run quiz bowl events for high school students and judge Magic tournaments.

Not a big fan of sitting around in front of the television when there's nothing better to do. I'd much rather be out doing something to exercise my body or my mind.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Economically, working for a small business doing systems admin and tech support work, while helping develop new products I shouldn't talk about.

Artistically, I'm trying to sing more, and channel seven school-years of orchestral double bass into learning the bass guitar.

Physically, trying to train for a 5k while avoiding injuries and other setbacks.

Socially, alternating between a couple of pub quiz teams and hanging out at the comic shop across the street.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering odd facts, though Jeopardy keeps refusing to let me on the show.

Assembling furniture from IKEA. Flat-pack furniture: Lego for grown-ups.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk funny sometimes. Not due to any speech impediment, but studying linguistics has done some weird things to my speech patterns and too much exposure to British television and radio coupled with a lot of reading has messed with my vocabulary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Babylon 5, LOST, Battlestar Galactica, BBC's Sherlock. Serial television that expects the viewer to be smart and keep up with it

Duck Soup, Mystery Men, The Princess Bride, and the films of Christopher Nolan, the brothers Coen, Hayao Miyazaki and Satoshi Kon, MST3k and RiffTrax.

The Sparrow, Catch-22, His Dark Materials, War for the Oaks, Cat's Cradle, American Gods, and anything by Terry Pratchett. Books with a mix of the philosophical, a touch of the fantastic, and a sense of humor.

They Might Be Giants, John Prine, classical Broadway, Moxy Früvous, Flanders & Swann, Great Big Sea, Mike Oldfield, Amanda Palmer

Sushi and other Japanese cuisine, spicy Thai, Caribbean and southwestern food.

Mass Effect, Scrabble, MtG, anything featured on Tabletop

Sandman, Transmetropolitan, Y: The Last Man, Saga.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Eyeglasses, unless I want to live a miserable headache-ful life.
- Good friends and good wine, preferably shared
- An intellectual challenge
- Quiet walks on crisp autumn evenings
- A well-written novel
- Coffee, preferably dark-roasted and sweetened with honey (also, see option above for miserable headache-ful life)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The color of infinity inside an empty glass

Why I have Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 or Night on Bald Mountain stuck in my head. Maybe I watched too many cartoons as a child.

If I were sent back in time, how I would convince someone I'm trustworthy and/or how I'd make a living

Why parts of geek culture seem to have a problem with misogyny and how to encourage it not to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never learned to drive. At first, this was because of being busy/lazy. Nowadays, it's more out of economic responsibility.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're a left-leaning socially-conscious woman with a thing for lanky geeky guys with glasses
- You wear glasses yourself (I reject the wit of Dorothy Parker)
- You like pub trivia
- You're looking for a vocalist and shitty bass and/or bodhran player for a geek/folk band.
- You like to chat about books, movies, games, or other media
- You've heard of QI and/or I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue