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Quietmonkey
40 / M / straight / Single
Manchester, United Kingdom
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 9" (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Cancer but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- college/university
- Job
- Banking / Financial / Real Estate
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am quiet, sensible, and monkeyish.
My Self-Summary
I'll have to come back and fill this in.
In the meantime, some random nuggets of wisdom and thought provoking questions....
Where exactly in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
If you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?
If you cross a Bulldog with a Shitzu do you get a Bullsh**?
Do workers at Nescafe get a tea break?
Why are things typed up, but written down?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Why do pizzas come in square boxes?
Remember If 2 wrongs don't make a right.. try three
Remember If someone upsets you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your right arm and punch them on the nose.
Remember you can't make someone love you...all you can do is keep stalking them and hope that they panic and give in
In the meantime, some random nuggets of wisdom and thought provoking questions....
Where exactly in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
If you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?
If you cross a Bulldog with a Shitzu do you get a Bullsh**?
Do workers at Nescafe get a tea break?
Why are things typed up, but written down?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Why do pizzas come in square boxes?
Remember If 2 wrongs don't make a right.. try three
Remember If someone upsets you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your right arm and punch them on the nose.
Remember you can't make someone love you...all you can do is keep stalking them and hope that they panic and give in
What I’m doing with my life
Just plodding along enjoying it, but I'd like someone to enjoy it
with.
I used to work in a helium factory but I left...I wasn't having people talking to me like that!
I used to work in a helium factory but I left...I wasn't having people talking to me like that!
I’m really good at
My job. Making people smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not really a PG Tips monkey
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Never seem to get time to read books...and I fall asleep watching
films.
Mainstream music from 60s to the present.
Food. Straightforward food. Fish and Chips, Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pud, Bacon Butties, Steak and Kidney Pie.
Mainstream music from 60s to the present.
Food. Straightforward food. Fish and Chips, Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pud, Bacon Butties, Steak and Kidney Pie.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen
Food
Water
My family
My email
My memories
Food
Water
My family
My email
My memories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to write in this box
On a typical Friday night I am
Glad that work is over and looking forward to the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My sort code and account number. (yeah right!)
You should message me if
You're desperate. :)
But seriously, message me if you want a chat, a bit of a laugh, a guaranteed message back, or if you think you'd like to get to know me better.
But seriously, message me if you want a chat, a bit of a laugh, a guaranteed message back, or if you think you'd like to get to know me better.
