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29 New Malden, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Extreme Makeover: Dating Profile Edition!

Rather than going in-depth, as my previous profile did, I will summarize. Questions can always be asked and will always be answered honestly.

- I give good advice - my nickname in high school was "Dr. Phil"
- I'm a goofy bastard and love to laugh
- I'm so blunt that I may be useful as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse
- I'm a cynic, but also a hopeless romantic
- Grammar and spelling - they matter
- I'm a deep thinker, not a quick thinker
- Intelligent conversation makes me smile
- If you ask me a question, you will get an honest answer, whether you want one or not - ask carefully
- I don't mind religion, but preachiness is a deal-breaker
- I am highly sarcastic - please keep that in mind
- I am a gamer, but not one of the obsessive types, and I generally do not play MMOs. Games are fun, but if the opportunity arises to do something else, I'm totally down
- I have a specific direction in life
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

I just achieved my BFA in Creative Writing in December 2013, and am now attending Kingston University - London for their Creative Writing MFA Program! I plan on settling in the UK, so this is a huge step in the right direction for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- I tend to consider writing one of my biggest strengths
- I used to be an avid cyclist and intend to pick it up again, soon
- Kissing, or so I'm told; I mean, really, how can anyone know that they're a good kisser?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never really been told what people first notice about me. I guess that's something you'll have to discover for yourself. :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card; the entire "Discworld" series by Terry Pratchett; "Pride & Prejudice" by Jane Austen; "Oliver Twist" by Charles Dickens; anything by Jasper Fforde.


Ace Ventura (both of them); The Princess Bride; When Harry Met Sally; George of the Jungle; Crimson Tide; Down Periscope; A Knight's Tale; The Avengers.


Mostly anything that isn't modern rap or really heavy metal. Specifically, I love classic and soft rock. But I like everything from Elton John, Styx, and Def Leppard, to Sara Bareilles, Matchbox 20, and Maroon 5. I'm also a sucker for 90's summer hits.


Yes. :) There are several exceptions, however - the big ones are lettuce and onions. *shrug* Don't ask me why; I just don't like 'em. *Update* I'm coming to terms with lettuce, but onions are still straight out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My sense of humor
2) A good book
3) Intelligent conversation
4) The light at the end of the tunnel
5) Gravy
6) A sense of purpose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of life, the universe, and everything. I tend to focus many of my ruminations on the human condition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...wishing I had someone interesting to do things with on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are very few things I'm *not* willing to admit. Ask me anything and you're likely to get a straightforward answer.
You should message me if
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...anything in my ramblings pleases or amuses you.