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29 New Malden, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:48am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit: Rather than long, involved paragraphs, I will summarize with bullet-points! Questions can always be asked and will always be answered honestly.

- I'm generally goofy and love to laugh
- I'm so blunt that I may be useful as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse
- I'm a cynic, but also a hopeless romantic
- Grammar and spelling - they matter
- I'm a deep thinker, not a quick thinker
- Intelligent conversation makes me smile
- If you ask me a question, you will get an honest answer, whether you want one or not - ask carefully
- I don't mind religion, but preachiness is a deal-breaker
- I am highly sarcastic
- I am a gamer, but not one of the obsessive types, and I do not play MMOs. Games are fun, but hiking, pubs, and in-person interactions are better
- I have tangible/achievable life goals, and am actively pursuing them
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

I just achieved my BFA in Creative Writing in December 2013, and am now attending Kingston University - London for their Creative Writing MFA Program! After I graduate in 2016, I plan on settling down as a teacher at a UK university, so this is a huge step in the right direction for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Writing is one of my biggest strengths
- I used to be an avid cyclist and intend to pick it up again
- Kissing, or so I'm told; I mean, really, how can anyone know they're a good kisser?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The mustache.

Also, my signature flat cap.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

I bounce between things like Terry Pratchett's Discworld and Ken Follett's "Pillars of the Earth." But typically, I read non-literary fiction.


Anything that's bad-ass, makes me laugh, or both. A recent movie lineup was Die Hard, Ace Ventura, and Tangled. So... yeah.


The best possible way to explain my musical taste: On a recent road-trip across the states, my best friend and I sang Foo Fighter's "The Pretender" at full blast, followed soon after by a mix of Disney songs. With the windows rolled down. And we knew all the words.

That was a good day. :)


Yes. :) There are several exceptions, however - the big ones are lettuce and onions. *shrug* Don't ask me why; I just don't like 'em. *UPDATE* I'm coming to terms with lettuce, but onions are still straight out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My sense of humor
2) A good book
3) Intelligent conversation
4) The light at the end of the tunnel
5) Gravy
6) A sense of purpose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of life, the universe, and everything. I tend to focus many of my ruminations on the human condition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...complaining about how noisy the pub is? Working on one of my novels? Both at the same time?

Since arriving in London, Fridays have not been typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my wireless headphones when I'm cooking and lip-sync and dance while nobody's looking. Okay, they're often looking, I just don't notice, 'cause dancing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Firstly, if this article strikes a chord:

Or if:
- You have a fairly good idea what you want out of life
- You laugh at yourself on a daily basis
- You enjoy debate for debate's sake
- You appreciate proper spelling and grammar