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30 New Malden, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 27
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rather than long, involved paragraphs, I will summarize with bullet-points! Questions can always be asked and will always be answered honestly.

- I'm generally goofy and love to laugh
- I'm so blunt that I may be useful as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse
- I'm a cynic, but also a hopeless romantic
- Grammar and spelling - they matter
- I'm a deep thinker, not a quick thinker
- Intelligent conversation makes me smile
- If you ask me a question, you will get an honest answer, whether you want one or not - ask carefully
- I don't mind religion, but preachiness is a deal-breaker
- I am highly sarcastic
- I am a gamer, but not one of the obsessive types, and I do not play MMOs. Games are fun, but hiking, pubs, and in-person interactions are better
- I have tangible/achievable life goals, and am actively pursuing them
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

I just achieved my BFA in Creative Writing in December 2013, and am now attending Kingston University - London for their Creative Writing MFA Program! After I graduate in 2016, I plan on settling down as a teacher at a UK university, so this is a huge step in the right direction for me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Rationalizing!
- Writing
- I used to be an avid cyclist and intend to pick it up again
- I've been told I'm an excellent kisser. I can't verify that, of course, but thought it was worth mentioning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- The mustache
- I give one hell of a handshake
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Already time for the "Look at how intelligent, ecclectic, and diversified I am!" section? If we must.


I bounce between things like Terry Pratchett's Discworld and Ken Follett's "Pillars of the Earth." But typically, I read non-literary fiction.


Anything that's bad-ass, makes me laugh, or both. A recent movie lineup was Die Hard, Ace Ventura, and Tangled. So... yeah.


The best possible way to explain my musical taste: On a recent road-trip across the states, my best friend and I sang Foo Fighter's "The Pretender" at full blast, followed soon after by a mix of Disney songs. With the windows rolled down. And we knew all the words.

That was a good day.


Yes! There are several exceptions, however - the big ones are lettuce and onions. *shrug* Don't ask me why; I just don't like 'em. *UPDATE* I'm coming to terms with lettuce, but onions are still straight out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My sense of humor
2) A good book
3) Intelligent conversation
4) The light at the end of the tunnel
5) Gravy
6) A sense of purpose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of life, the universe, and everything. I tend to focus many of my ruminations on the human condition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...complaining about how noisy the pub is? Working on one of my novels? Both at the same time?

Since arriving in London, Fridays have been rather erratic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my wireless headphones when I'm cooking and lip-sync and dance while nobody's looking. Okay, they're often looking, I just don't notice, 'cause dancing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have a fairly good idea of what you want out of life
- You laugh at yourself on a regular basis
- You enjoy debate for debate's sake
- You appreciate proper spelling and grammar
- You don't believe it's fair to make the guy initiate every time