Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Quinn. I moved down to Austin, TX three years ago from New
Hampshire, got hit by a car, became a cyborg, and now I'm just a
regular joe trying to make it in the big city/enslave humanity for
my robot overlords while searching for people who can show my cold,
cybertronic heart how to feel love.
Seriously though, I can be goofy at times, but I'm a pretty
straightforward guy. I don't like playing games with people and
dislike people that do. I'm a strange mix of outdoors lover and
extrovert at times and homebody and introvert at others, what can I
say, I'm an Aquarius. I don't know if I belong in Austin, or
anywhere really, but it seems close enough to home for now. Though
there are so many more places I'd like to see in my life. When I
can overcome my daily life and being an adult I like to write
poetry and fiction and would someday like to be an author, but I'm
realistic- not quitting my day job or anything. Just taking things
one day at a time and hoping each day manages to be better than the
Here's something I wrote, in case that's your bag:
An Accounting of Happiness
Measure progress by the ten;
Watch the sunrise exponentially
Over plotted points of birds
Curving through a green field.
Fashion smiles from the newsmen;
Chase rays down to your city
Where the math studies you,
Backwards through the tinted glass.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading good books and comics by the pool or at the park.
Netflix marathoning awesome animes and television shows.
Cutting up magazines and paper to create characters and
Writing poems, short stories, and off & on working on a
Gettin Lifted. Sorry mum & dad XD
Making plans to work out 6 days a week and following through on an
average of 3 of those.
Repeatedly coming in second place at various pub trivias.
Grinding through RPGs to 100%.
All things Nintendo.
Collecting cards, comics, plushes, cool posters, and sometimes
Contemplating deep things and considering how best to make them
sound pedestrian and grounded.
Crunching numbers and spending hours on hold to make a
Swimming and hiking when my time off and nice weather forget to
conspire against me.
MTG Drafts when I can find them.
Becoming more and more of a beer snob day by day.
Making a plan to sell all my stuff and move to the Caribbean that
I'll never follow through on.
Searching for other dark horses with the spirit to look up and see
the sublime all around them amidst a recondite family.
Breaking hearts and being heartbroken, lying to our parents bout
what we've been smoking. (HUUUGE props if you know what this is
Writing this profile which is hopefully at least a little
Finding new words to use that I learned while studying for the SATs
but had since forgotten, like Recalcitrant.
Missing New England but learning to love Texas.
Thinking about my next tattoo. (right now the front runner is the
states of TX and NH as cartoony characters holding hands and
Dreaming of you. And other jejune pursuits.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, Video Games, Reading, Swimming, Tennis, Daydreaming,
Linguistics, Analysis, Beer Disposal, Math, Running from large wild
life, Failing epically with driving directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would say it's alternately "whoa his beard is red but his hair is
brown" or "whoa, he shaved that beard".
I've been told my eyes are eye-catching as well, but idk.
Intense animal magnetism XD
I'm a nerd, and when I say that I mean it, comic books, lit,
cinema, video games, toys, math that only uses letters (seriously
I'm reading a book on number theory currently), who would win in a
fight between the avengers an the justice league, etc. I can
converse on a variety of topics and interests, but left to my own
devices you will probably find me discussing nerdy stuff with
people or lacking them, message boards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Gonna change this up and put recents for each, if you want to know
some of my favorites, ask me!
Guardians of the Galaxy
A Scanner Darkly
Kill La Kill
Magi: The Kingdom of Magic
Psycho Pass (ssn2)
Grace and Frankie
Rick and Morty
Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
Mass Effect 3
The Adventure of Pip
Final Fantasy Theatrhytm
A Scanner Darkly
Collected poems of e.e. Cummings
Elementary Number Theory
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Water, Sunlight, Stories, Friends, Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I was on the walking dead
The odds of getting hit by a meteor
Who shot J.R.
How much a human soul weighs & if you can borrow against equity
invested in it.
Is it wrong to say sex here?
Stories I'm working on.
What makes something funny or not.
If I could start a new trend...like...maybe, ironing your pajamas
before sleep so you get toasty.
A burning flash and the sensation of falling as the post man
What the hell I mean when I speak sometimes.. ^ XD
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Nodding my head appreciatively to jazz.
But most likely Netflix on the couch after working all week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really have no idea what I ultimately want in a relationship or
in any person I meet. I have goals, but generally just like to roll
with it as life happens. If we hang out and dig chilling but don't
feel an attraction, that's cool, friends are good. If we have sex
and never speak again, that's cool, I'm not clingy, I has a penis,
I like sex too (shocker I know). If we hang out and have fun and
hook up over a period of time, that's cool too. If we really like
each other and get serious, that's rad, but I don't expect to fall
in love with every person I meet. Just saying, you know, roll with
Also- I'll show you my SAT scores if you'll show me yours XD
You should message me if
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I'm not the man you think I am.....
Or, if you'll be a gun and it's me you'll come for.
If you're cool, try to take care of yourself, and would rather have
people remember you for being kind than rich, beautiful, powerful,
or not, I get along well with a surprising variety of
Please message me right this instant:
1. If you want to have a mathematical evening watching adventure
2. If you think the ending of 500 days of Summer when viewed
meta-fictionally is actually very sad.
3. If any of the following are your favorite bad ass fictional
chicks: Yuffie Kisaragi, Elizabeth Braddock (Psylocke), or Faye
4. If you're a creative writer that wants to talk shop or peer
5. If you're nice with a wild side, intelligent but also sexy and
seek the same.
6. If you just plain want to rock my socks.
7. If you still can't believe Aeris died. Or if you were pissed the
first time it happened because you had good or unique equipment on
her that you lost.
8. If you want to chill and roast a bowl with some good tunes
9. If you want to help me put the punk back into punctured
10. If anything described in "I told you I was freaky" by Flight of
the Conchords sounds like a good time.
11. If You get the references at the start of this section.
12. If You know that we are wicked and the road ahead is
All in all, I get along with most people I meet and you shouldn't
be shy about messaging me, I don't bite, much.
Happy hunting everyone.
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