My closest friends call me the Tech Whisperer
Sure, having an innate sense of understanding the innermost
workings of any electronic gizmo doesn't seem sexy now
but just wait until you have that big report or Powerpoint
presentation due bright and early the next morning and your laptop
is giving you major attitude. Then being able to show the computer
who's boss seems downright erotic! This sums it up nicely:
I'm great at parties too! Need to stack your team at party games?
I'm your man. Need a ringer for TABOO? That's my specialty.
Pictionary? I'm good for that too. Those TV games at the pub? I
Have a good romantic comedy or action flick in mind for a cozy
night in with just the two of us? Yearning to see an episode of
'The Simpsons' or 'The Big Bang Theory' or 'Mythbusters'? I can
have it playing on the TV before you can say "Pass the
Are we camping together or with the gang and your iPod runs out of
juice? No problem! Whip out the solar panels and charge that puppy
in no time! (I'm green too, don'cha know)
Do you have dreams of travelling to far off exotic places? Or
perhaps just anywhere hot and sunny? A couple of mouse clicks and
we're hacking our way through the jungle or sipping margaritas on a
beach with sand so smooth you'd swear it was talcum powder.
Love to read, but can't be bothered lugging around a book in
addition to your portable electronic device? I'll not only show you
how to find the book online, but also how to load it onto your
device of choice so you can read it anywhere, anytime at your
Apparently I win the affection of pets pretty easily too. I don't
have any allergies. Cats especially like me, I suspect it's because
of my high BTU output.