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QuiteAQuirk

30 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
So this is a bit of a test, and it'll either be completely ridiculous or a little intriguing to you. If it's ridiculous, it's not for you.

I'm versatile. There's almost nothing I can't fix, very few social situations that make me uncomfortable, and I even like talking about my feelings. In other words, I'm not a bad catch, and I've been told I do a pretty good job of both maintaing my personal compass and taking care of someone important in my life.

What's the ridiculous part, then?

I'm interested in women who love their food and/or are not too worried about their weight. Ideally, you're in good-to-average shape and either you want to be able to relax a little and eat as much of whatever you want, or you have a healthy appreciation for your tummy (whether it's hard and flat or a little softer). Extra points if you enjoy it when others are interested in your tummy too...

Nope, I am not joking. Feel free to drop me messages about this whether or not you're personally interested, and I will happily answer any questions you've got. I can also send along more personal information on request - I just would rather not post that stuff publicly on a profile like this...
What I’m doing with my life
Given the fairly private nature of this profile, I'd rather not get into detail. I do (mostly) operational stuff for a tech company trying to disrupt a very large industry.
I’m really good at
Knowing all the right places to eat? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my stature and/or gait are noteworthy, as well as my eyes...but the thing that comes back most often are the comments about my hands being attractive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Solaris
Shows: TOP GEAR (british, but i'll sit through an american episode)
Movies: Shawshank redemption, Fifth Element
Food: Obviously an important one here - just about anything, I'm adventurous!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not making this profile was a good idea...
On a typical Friday night I am
Buying you dinner? ;)

Realistically, I try to make Friday nights a low-key social thing, but I work a fair amount of Friday evenings...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
See: The first section.

Also, I've found the idea of a partner gaining a little weight or just appreciating their tummy appealing for quite some time, but I've never found someone who's interests matched mine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You get it, and you're interested.

No really, message me if you're interested. I go all starry-eyed when women make the first move ;)