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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 13
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So this is a bit of a test, and it'll either be completely ridiculous or a little intriguing to you. If it's ridiculous, it's not for you.

I'm versatile. There's almost nothing I can't fix, very few social situations that make me uncomfortable, and I even like talking about my feelings. In other words, I'm not a bad catch, and I've been told I do a pretty good job of both maintaing my personal compass and taking care of someone important in my life.

What's the ridiculous part, then?

I'm interested in women who love their food and/or are not too worried about their weight. Ideally, you're in good-to-average shape and either you want to be able to relax a little and eat as much of whatever you want, or you have a healthy appreciation for your tummy (whether it's hard and flat or a little softer). Extra points if you enjoy it when others are interested in your tummy too...

Nope, I am not joking. Feel free to drop me messages about this whether or not you're personally interested, and I will happily answer any questions you've got. I can also send along more personal information on request - I just would rather not post that stuff publicly on a profile like this...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Given the fairly private nature of this profile, I'd rather not get into detail. I do (mostly) operational stuff for a tech company trying to disrupt a very large industry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing all the right places to eat? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told my stature and/or gait are noteworthy, as well as my eyes...but the thing that comes back most often are the comments about my hands being attractive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 1984, Fahrenheit 451, Solaris
Shows: TOP GEAR (british, but i'll sit through an american episode)
Movies: Shawshank redemption, Fifth Element
Food: Obviously an important one here - just about anything, I'm adventurous!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not making this profile was a good idea...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Buying you dinner? ;)

Realistically, I try to make Friday nights a low-key social thing, but I work a fair amount of Friday evenings...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
See: The first section.

Also, I've found the idea of a partner gaining a little weight or just appreciating their tummy appealing for quite some time, but I've never found someone who's interests matched mine.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You get it, and you're interested.

No really, message me if you're interested. I go all starry-eyed when women make the first move ;)