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Quitecromulent

26 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:21am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love to make the best out of bad situations.

I find humor in more things than I admit.

I'm the worst with superlatives.

You can improve your self esteem by witnessing my pathetic life @yourpaljulerz on instagram
Spoiler alert: you may get #learnt with hashtags
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dancing, writing, making funny
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cartoon impressions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My epidermis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Simpsons
plenty of adult swim
Wilfred
ST TNG
Adventure Time
Sketch comedy showz
Amateur friend fiction
Judge Dredd
Peewee's Big Adventure
Miami Connection
Filmography of Bill Murray
Listening to: kid sister, com truise, bone thugs, prince, M.I.A, big freedia, wu tang clan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Dance
Pickles
Wine
Lip balm
Celebrity animals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If anyone else smells that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I been:

Twerkin' since 69 Boyz jumped the scene.
Mastering my nunchaku skills to one day star in a kung fu film
and
Burning up bowls like brulée
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
It tickles your fancy.

....YOU:
Want a Player 2
Treat every morning like a Saturday morning
Think you can blow a bigger bubble than me
Quote the Simpsons incessantly
Can roll with me at the pinball arcade

Or none of those things and you think big businesses should only get concessions in the lobby not the Supreme Court. Because you get refills and big businesses have mouths to feed.