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22 Bellevue, WA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm an intelligent introvert, I've been told I'm quite funny, and a wealth of semi-useless information. I have the ability to grow magnificent facial hair, but that talent is being squandered due to my current job (Wendy's; essentially, I'm Spongebob with chest hair). Yeah, that'll do, right?

EDIT: I no longer work for that devil of a redhead. I work at a sub shop called Jersey Mike's. Still no facial hair. Confound it.

EDIT 2: Came crawling back to the Redhead's grease dungeon. They made me a manager.

EDIT 3: Quit that, now I'm moving out to Seattle/Coastal Washington
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing witty stories, and making submarine sandwiches. 'tis a glorious existence, truly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lotsa stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
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Facial hair. Or my tentacles. Either or, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: LotR, Dune, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ASoIaF, On the Road, Dharma Bums, The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catcher in the Rye, The Silmarillion, the Iliad, the Odyssey, the Aeneid

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, the Who, Rush, the Doors, Foghat, Ramones, Nirvana, the Black Keys, Yes, Neil Young, Queen, Black Sabbath, Green Day, Pearl Jam, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tchaikovsky, Ravel, Mussorgsky, Rossini, Stravinsky

Movies: the Godfather, Star Wars, LotR, Into the Wild, the Big Lebowski, Step Brothers, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Ghostbusters

Shows: Futurama, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, anything on Comedy Central/History Channel really. Even though history is used in a broad sense there.

Food: Anything. Literally, I will eat anything, as long as it doesn't taste like baked ass (fried ass though, that's fine by me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Money (but only 'cause society makes us need it, maaan)
Music, again
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human experience, astronomy, history, the mind, society and culture
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bored/drunk/high as a kite
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might be half Sasquatch, with my body hair
You should message me if
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you like intellectual, nerdy, hairy dudes

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