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My self-summary
I'm an intelligent introvert, I've been told I'm quite funny, and a wealth of semi-useless information. I have the ability to grow magnificent facial hair, but that talent is being squandered due to my current job (Wendy's; essentially, I'm Spongebob with chest hair). Yeah, that'll do, right?

EDIT: I no longer work for that devil of a redhead. I work at a sub shop called Jersey Mike's. Still no facial hair. Confound it.

EDIT 2: Came crawling back to the Redhead's grease dungeon. They made me a manager.

EDIT 3: Quit that, now I'm moving out to Seattle/Coastal Washington
What I’m doing with my life
Writing witty stories, and making submarine sandwiches. 'tis a glorious existence, truly.
I’m really good at
Lotsa stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
Facial hair. Or my tentacles. Either or, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: LotR, Dune, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ASoIaF, On the Road, Dharma Bums, The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catcher in the Rye, The Silmarillion, the Iliad, the Odyssey, the Aeneid

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, the Who, Rush, the Doors, Foghat, Ramones, Nirvana, the Black Keys, Yes, Neil Young, Queen, Black Sabbath, Green Day, Pearl Jam, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tchaikovsky, Ravel, Mussorgsky, Rossini, Stravinsky

Movies: the Godfather, Star Wars, LotR, Into the Wild, the Big Lebowski, Step Brothers, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Ghostbusters

Shows: Futurama, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, anything on Comedy Central/History Channel really. Even though history is used in a broad sense there.

Food: Anything. Literally, I will eat anything, as long as it doesn't taste like baked ass (fried ass though, that's fine by me)
The six things I could never do without
Money (but only 'cause society makes us need it, maaan)
Music, again
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human experience, astronomy, history, the mind, society and culture
On a typical Friday night I am
bored/drunk/high as a kite
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I might be half Sasquatch, with my body hair
You should message me if
you like intellectual, nerdy, hairy dudes