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Quixote_Sam

21 Bellevue, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an intelligent introvert, I've been told I'm quite funny, and a wealth of semi-useless information. I have the ability to grow magnificent facial hair, but that talent is being squandered due to my current job (Wendy's; essentially, I'm Spongebob with chest hair). Yeah, that'll do, right?

EDIT: I no longer work for that devil of a redhead. I work at a sub shop called Jersey Mike's. Still no facial hair. Confound it.

EDIT 2: Came crawling back to the Redhead's grease dungeon. They made me a manager.

EDIT 3: Quit that, now I'm moving out to Seattle/Coastal Washington
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing witty stories, and making submarine sandwiches. 'tis a glorious existence, truly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lotsa stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Facial hair. Or my tentacles. Either or, really.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: LotR, Dune, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, ASoIaF, On the Road, Dharma Bums, The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catcher in the Rye, The Silmarillion, the Iliad, the Odyssey, the Aeneid

Music: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, the Who, Rush, the Doors, Foghat, Ramones, Nirvana, the Black Keys, Yes, Neil Young, Queen, Black Sabbath, Green Day, Pearl Jam, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tchaikovsky, Ravel, Mussorgsky, Rossini, Stravinsky

Movies: the Godfather, Star Wars, LotR, Into the Wild, the Big Lebowski, Step Brothers, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Ghostbusters

Shows: Futurama, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother, South Park, anything on Comedy Central/History Channel really. Even though history is used in a broad sense there.

Food: Anything. Literally, I will eat anything, as long as it doesn't taste like baked ass (fried ass though, that's fine by me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Literature
Food
Music
Water
Money (but only 'cause society makes us need it, maaan)
Music, again
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The human experience, astronomy, history, the mind, society and culture
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
bored/drunk/high as a kite
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might be half Sasquatch, with my body hair
You should message me if
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you like intellectual, nerdy, hairy dudes

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