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Quyntarious

28 / M / Straight / Single

Dayton, Ohio

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am bacon, eggs, and rye toast.

My Self-Summary

My name is Count Baren Von Heckleschimeckiedegigglenhiemer the 1,452. You will be in my minions and battle the tyranny of the race of the pink bunnies. Please see Linda, in HR, for your name badge and insurance info. Dental is extra.

Also, sushi it yummie. As is Skyline chili.

Boners.

What I’m doing with my life

Ruling my kingdom.

And betting on slug battles, chia pet rodeos and Eskimo Ear Wrestling.

Chasing cars that drive by the house.

I’m really good at

Forcing the caveat upon the proletariat, reciting the poems of old, choosing optimal blocks and finding good limes.

Crying deeply while holding a mirror.

The first things people usually notice about me

My sausage hat.

Your tits.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Things.

Stuff.

More stuff.

I will do more later...

Must...

Write...

Something....

...

...

...Dramatic.

The six things I could never do without

Fangs.

Tasty food.

Bears.

Hemoglobin.

Six thing...ah crap.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Purple bats having sex with avocados that are being sold in a market in South East California.

On a typical Friday night I am

Under my blanket, reading scary stories to Maximillion Heatherton, my imaginary friend.

Bangin' biches, ruff stile.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I like IM, deal with it.

You should message me if

You can balance plates on your nose, have sushi, can recite something. You're the key master.

Note: Don't say you have a sense of humor if you don't.

Maturity.

Boobies.

Semen.

Seamen.