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Quyntarious
28 / M / Straight / Single
Dayton, Ohio
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 8" (1.72m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Libra and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
- Rather not say
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am bacon, eggs, and rye toast.
My Self-Summary
My name is Count Baren Von Heckleschimeckiedegigglenhiemer the
1,452. You will be in my minions and battle the tyranny of the race
of the pink bunnies. Please see Linda, in HR, for your name badge
and insurance info. Dental is extra.
Also, sushi it yummie. As is Skyline chili.
Boners.
Also, sushi it yummie. As is Skyline chili.
Boners.
What I’m doing with my life
Ruling my kingdom.
And betting on slug battles, chia pet rodeos and Eskimo Ear Wrestling.
Chasing cars that drive by the house.
And betting on slug battles, chia pet rodeos and Eskimo Ear Wrestling.
Chasing cars that drive by the house.
I’m really good at
Forcing the caveat upon the proletariat, reciting the poems of old,
choosing optimal blocks and finding good limes.
Crying deeply while holding a mirror.
Crying deeply while holding a mirror.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sausage hat.
Your tits.
Your tits.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Things.
Stuff.
More stuff.
I will do more later...
Must...
Write...
Something....
...
...
...Dramatic.
Stuff.
More stuff.
I will do more later...
Must...
Write...
Something....
...
...
...Dramatic.
The six things I could never do without
Fangs.
Tasty food.
Bears.
Hemoglobin.
Six thing...ah crap.
Tasty food.
Bears.
Hemoglobin.
Six thing...ah crap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Purple bats having sex with avocados that are being sold in a
market in South East California.
On a typical Friday night I am
Under my blanket, reading scary stories to Maximillion Heatherton,
my imaginary friend.
Bangin' biches, ruff stile.
Bangin' biches, ruff stile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I like IM, deal with it.
You should message me if
You can balance plates on your nose, have sushi, can recite
something. You're the key master.
Note: Don't say you have a sense of humor if you don't.
Maturity.
Boobies.
Semen.
Seamen.
Note: Don't say you have a sense of humor if you don't.
Maturity.
Boobies.
Semen.
Seamen.
