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Qwertymo13

34 M Bloomingdale, IL

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved to the area recently. I've been to Chicago numerous times, but hasn't gotten the chance to "know" the city. I am looking to find someone who can show me what the city has to offer.

I was born in Hong Kong, but my family came to the U.S. when I was young. Here's a bit about me:

Worst part of being Asian?
- No, I don't know Kung-Fu and cannot teach you the "five finger death touch" or whatever it's called.

- I am not a bad driver, I am just directionally challenged.

- I don't speak "Engrish." I have a better understanding of the English language and have better usage of grammar than most people.

Best part of being Asian?
- "Soiree I no speak Engrish" actually does work!

- People have a hard time telling if my eyes are open or not? I can pretend to be awake when I'm not...

I am fairly nerdy in nature. I can't explain astrophysics to you, but I can tell you more about various fish/corals and water chemistry than you'll ever want to know. I'm kind of a science information sponge.

I like to go hiking and mountain biking with my dog. I bought him a backpack, so he can now carry his own stuff while we're out (if I'm busting my ass carrying stuff, so should he). I never thought I would, but I went skydiving this year. It was exhilarating, and I would definitely go again!

I'd like to travel more. I have been to most of Asia, but have yet to travel to Europe (sad...). I hope to visit Ireland and Amsterdam next year (not for the obvious reasons).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an engineer. I work with robots to make the world a better place, or worst... Thinking of Skynet or Wall-E....? Nope... not that quite exciting or cute...

I spend some of my time with my dog, going hiking with him or taking him to the dog park.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a witty/quirky sense of humor and I have no problem making fun of myself just so you can smile!

Sticking my tongue out in photos.

I'm a pretty random person, so conversations about random things.

Naming all the types of fish in "Finding Nemo"... no joke.

I'm mostly a neat person, so I'm good at cleaning and de-cluttering.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I appear younger than I look. I totally rock those "guess your age" games at fairs, but getting carded at movies can be a bit weird, especially after they realize how old I really am.

Oh, and some say I have a nice smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love good food and would consider myself a foodie. Some of my favorite would be Italian, Japanese, and Chinese.

My favorite movie is Labyrinth. Jim Henson, Muppets and David Bowie? What's not to love?

Other movies that I really like are: 500 Days of Summer, Love Actually, Butterfly Effect, Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Dark City, Once, Nightmare Before Christmas, Inception, Trainspotting, and the list goes on.

Oh, almost forgot, Starship Troopers!! If you haven't seen it, do eeettt!

I really enjoy thought provoking movies, movies where at the end, you have to sit down and think, "what was the meaning of this/that?"

I used to watch anime, but I haven't found one that fancies me yet. Studio Ghibli movies will always appeal to me. If you have watched the older ones, extra points to you.

As far as music goes, I like pretty much anything, except country and some rap. A few of my favorite artists are Radiohead, Oasis, Tegan and Sara, Metric, Shiny Toy Guns, The Bird and the Bee, Florence + the Machine, Death Cab for Cutie, Innerpartysystem, The Bravery, Muse, VAST and The Killers.

I listen to NPR quite often. Morning Edition news, Radiolab, All Things Considered, Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! and Car Talk, are among my favorite programs on there.

I read as much as I can. I had a Kindle Fire, but left it on a connecting flight, so now I'm back to paperbacks. I'm reading World War Z right now. My last read was Hunger Games and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (before I even knew there was a movie coming out).

I usually don't have time to watch a lot of TV. Shows I do like are: How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, American Horror Story, Firefly, Dexter, The Office, Doctor Who, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Mythbusters, Planet Earth and Blue Planet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order,

-Music
-Family and friends
-Macbook
-Coffee or Tea, something warm...
-Traveling once a year
-My dog Cobie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to help animals and doing things to make a difference. I wish I could drop everything in my life and join the Sea Shepard.

Life. Where will it take me and how will I get there.

What would I do in a zombie apocalypse. Am I the tripper, or the trippee?

How old cartoons that I used to watch and love as a kid all of a sudden became so dumb once I re-watch it as an adult.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no typical Fridays for me. Sometimes I stay in and put in a movie or two, sometimes I go out with friends to dinner. What I do on weekends all depend on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a grammatical perfectionist. Nothing irks me more than someone who cannot tell the difference between "they're" and "their" or "there."

I'm a Star Wars fan?

Did I also mention I use "..." a lot?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy quirky and witty sense of humor. You read my profile and found things we have in common.

I am new in town, and I love "hole in the wall" places. If you have any recommendations, I'd love to hear it.

If you have seen, in entirety, the other 3 Starship Troopers movies. Seriously, I want to talk to someone who is sadistic enough to watch them all.

If you're a nerdy/geeky/dorky person.

If you eat brinners (breakfast foods for dinner). Cereal for dinner can be so good!

If you eat your eggs the way I do.

You have a dog yourself and would like to chat about the craziest thing your dog has ever done, or you like to refute that my dog Cobie is the best cuddler ever.