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18 M Harlem, NY

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Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Armenian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Please don't judge my username.
It's an old screenname... I guarantee you I will not kill you... in a rage of any kind...

I was born in France, but I've lived in NYC for a while. It's my dream to be a stand-up comedian, but that might not work and I don't want to end up like one of those 40-year-old "actors" waiting tables, so I plan to study law, and possibly go into politics. I like video games, they're a fun hobby. I appreciate fine cuisine, and I love movies.

I school, work, and rehabilitate wild birds.
What I’m doing with my life
Sending people ridiculous messages on OKC.
Or nice ones. Haha.
I’m really good at
Making jokes
Making funny accents
Sleeping 18 hours uninterrupted
Solving difficult scenarios
The first things people usually notice about me
My dashing good looks, and how "edgy" and "real" I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything directed by Quentin Tarantino (The greatest director who ever lived), Everything Miyazaki ESPECIALLY Princess Mononoke, The Matrix, Dude where's my car?, Hangover 1 & 2, Tommy Boy, Anchorman, Anything with Will Ferell, Every Beverly Hills Cop even the bad ones, Coming to America, and a lot more I'm too lazy to list

Sun Tzu's "The Art Of War", The Alchemist, Harry Potter Series, It's kind of a funny story, K-Pax, Great Gatsby, Assorted comic book series

Chapelle's show, Franklin & Bash, Californication, Breaking Bad,
The Walking Dead, South Park Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Deadman Wonderland, Arrested Development, Robot Chicken, Fullmetal Alchemist, Metalocalypse, Daily Show, Colbert Report.

Immortal Technique, Jay-Z, Nas, Notorious BIG, Tupac, Cypress Hill, A Tribe Called Quest, Frank Ocean, Tyler the Creator, Odd Future, Mellowhype, Kid Cudi, Quasimoto, Eminem, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, MF Doom, Warren G, Ice Cube, Micheal Jackson, ACDC, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Pantera, Amon Amarth, Sepultra, Insomnium, Slayer, Attila, Children of Bodom, Micheal Angelo Batio, Dethklok, The Showdown, Nirvana, Hendrix, White Stripes, ZZ Top, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake and more I can't think of off the top of my head.
The six things I could never do without
Convenience stores
Those mexicans selling churros in the subway
420 blazing it
The local chicken spot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much putting a space before a period annoys people .
On a typical Friday night I am
I party hard.
Or I stay home and watch netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love cats. A lot. A ridiculous amount. I'm that guy who plays with all the bodega cats and gives them treats.
It you mention loving cats in your profile/message, high chance we will get along. Especially if you own a kitty. Kitties <3
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're up for some interesting conversation
Your grammar is passable
You like coffee.
You are 420 friendly.
BONUS: If you speak or understand French well, ESPECIALLY if you aren't French.