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24 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 13
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I've been on the steps on the state capital bloody and wearing underwear and a bathrobe.
I am a cartoonist, performer, and kinda a massive idiot. I somehow managed to wander my way into an entertainment industry job as a video editor, and am going to keep doing that as long as I can.
The trouble is, getting to live an exciting life of being paid to press a bunch of buttons all day, and spending my free time building shit, being an absolute imbecile in public spaces, and getting hurt at shows doesn't always give me a super big amount of time to meet new people.
I am wearing a really obnoxious faux fur coat right now and am trying to build a Rube Goldberg machine in my living room.
I bike constantly, so that kinda manages to balance out for smoking a pack a day and drinking a lot of beer.
I have a degree in political science, and if we're being really blunt about it, kinda tend to lean kinda fringe left ideologically, I know that can be kinda alienating, so I try to avoid my angry, didactic opinions. Unless that's something you're cool with.
Or we can hang out on my roof and drink 40s.
What I’m doing with my life
I write comics and occasionally work on short films, particularly doing effects work for my friends' projects, along with editing, art direction and makeup. I work off and on as a video editor, right now. That's pretty cool.
I've been spending a lot of time recently trying to get better at illustrative work, particularly digital stuff. I really like working with inks and paint, but, particularly for line work, I prefer the kind of cleanness that you can get from vector work over my occasionally unsure hand.
I draw comics pretty regularly. If you're curious, I have most of it on tumblr, at While you're there, you could probably find out all sorts of other things about me.
I have a degree in political science. That's kinda cool, I guess. I'd rather talk about comics or board games, or wizards or goblins, or go explore an abandoned building or something.
Unless there's goblins in the abandoned building. That would be hella lame, unless you're a master at hand to hand combat or have like some anti-goblin spells, or an enchanted wand or are really good at diplomacy, which is a kind of spell too I think.
If you answered yes to any of the above, stop reading now. I need you in my crew, contact me immediately.
I’m really good at
I'm quite good at Tetris, and at hiding under things. I like to plot out practical jokes, I'm pretty infatuated with situationism.
I'm kinda proud of some of my creative output, although I'm open to criticism, and actually am usually pretty harsh on myself.
I am a master jewel thief, and while you might think that it would be dumb to brag about that on a public forum, you have to keep in mind that I am a master criminal, and if some police dudes show up at my house, I can totally jetpack myself out of there way fast and go back to my hidden lair. It's pretty chill.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get stopped by strangers to tell me that they think I look like Nicolas Cage. Like, including tourists from other countries.
Occasionally people tell me I have really nice eyes, and I'd prefer to think of that the whole Nicolas Cage thing since, really, he's kinda creepy, dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Most Coen Brothers movies. About half of Woody Allen's work (I've only seen about 20 of his films, I can't say about the rest). Pretty fond of Wes Anderson, Hayao Miyazaki, Terry Gilliam, Danny Boyle, John Waters. I like low budget horror movies, exploitation films, old educational films, and Korean revenge films. Also...
M, 24 Hour Party People, In Bruges, Robocop, 28 Days Later, Children of Men, World's Greatest Dad, Shawshank Redemption, Snatch, Big Fish, High Fidelity, Survive Style 5+, Dr. Strangelove, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Ed Wood, Boogie Nights, Man on Wire, Heathers, Schizopolis, 12 Angry Men, 4 Lions.

I really like sketch comedy and animated programs. I have a particular fondness for a lot of children's television. It might be silly, but it's really comforting sometimes. Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Mr. Show, Peep Show, The Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Futurama, Rocko's Modern Life, Mission Hill, Look Around You, Reading Rainbow, The Daily Show, Space Ghost, The Young Ones, Spaced, The Joy of Painting, Breaking Bad.

I mostly read comics and essay collections. I'm partial to David Sedaris, Neil Gaiman, John Hodgman, Stephen King, Sarah Vowell, Bone, Breakfast of Champions, Let the Right One In, The Master and Margarita, The Hobbit, TinTin.
The six things I could never do without
All things considered, I think as long as I have something to write and draw with, something to write on, a bike, and something to keep me warm enough in the winter, I'm pretty good, really. Conversation and company are really wonderful, but being able to draw is more essential.
Oh yeah, and the priceless, gem encrusted skull relic that I salvaged from an underwater pyramid. I think it was some sort of fish dude, and it mostly talks in riddles, but it's pretty chill most of the time, and is usually a pretty good dude to have at a party or book club meeting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The things that make me anxious. Trying to figure out what I'll be doing a year from now. Whatever projects I'm working on. Stories and comic strip ideas. Possible practical jokes and/or public shenanigans.
On a typical Friday night I am
I mean, I could be trying to count the hairs on my leg, or trying to build a puppet or something. Or I could be planning a heist. Let's go with planning a heist.
I'm pretty much always planning heists, and I'd say my life at this point is probably a lot like the movie Danger: Diabolik, except less Italian and with more tigers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep a list of everything I'm afraid of. It includes doorknobs, telephones, jellyfish, bees, and industrial machinery. Really. You could get caught in one of those things, and it would be awful.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you secretly aspire to a life of espionage and intrigue.
If you like wearing fake mustaches.
If you like exploring buildings.
If you'd like to play roman candle baseball.
If you know where the jewels are and can bring them to me before this bridge blows up.