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AMouthfulOfBees

25 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've been on the steps on the state capital bloody and wearing underwear and a bathrobe.
I am a cartoonist, performer, and kinda a massive idiot. I used to edit video professionally. I don't really do that so much any more.
I spend a lot of my free time building or breaking things.
I am wearing a really obnoxious faux fur coat right now and am trying to build a Rube Goldberg machine in my living room.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write comics and occasionally work on short films, particularly doing effects work for my friends' projects, along with editing, art direction and makeup.
I draw comics pretty regularly. If you're curious, I have most of it on tumblr, at RoryBlank.tumblr.com While you're there, you could probably find out all sorts of other things about me.
I have a degree in political science. That's kinda cool, I guess. I'd rather talk about comics or board games, or wizards or goblins, or go explore an abandoned building or something.
Unless there's goblins in the abandoned building. That would be hella lame, unless you're a master at hand to hand combat or have like some anti-goblin spells, or an enchanted wand or are really good at diplomacy, which is a kind of spell too I think.
If you answered yes to any of the above, stop reading now. I need you in my crew, contact me immediately.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm quite good at Tetris, and at hiding under things. I like to plot out practical jokes, I'm pretty infatuated with situationism.
I'm kinda proud of some of my creative output, although I'm open to criticism, and actually am usually pretty harsh on myself.
I am a master jewel thief, and while you might think that it would be dumb to brag about that on a public forum, you have to keep in mind that I am a master criminal, and if some police dudes show up at my house, I can totally jetpack myself out of there way fast and go back to my hidden lair. It's pretty chill.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get stopped by strangers to tell me that they think I look like Nicolas Cage. Like, including tourists from other countries.
Occasionally people tell me I have really nice eyes, and I'd prefer to think of that the whole Nicolas Cage thing since, really, he's kinda creepy, dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies
Most Coen Brothers movies. Pretty fond of Wes Anderson, Hayao Miyazaki, Terry Gilliam, Danny Boyle, John Waters. I like low budget horror movies, exploitation films, found footage (the awkward kind, not the faux-documentary kind), and Korean revenge films. Also...
M, 24 Hour Party People, In Bruges, Robocop, 28 Days Later, Children of Men, World's Greatest Dad, Shawshank Redemption, Snatch, Big Fish, High Fidelity, Survive Style 5+, Dr. Strangelove, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Ed Wood, Boogie Nights, Man on Wire, Heathers, Schizopolis, 12 Angry Men, 4 Lions.

Shows
I really like sketch comedy and animated programs. I have a particular fondness for a lot of children's television. It might be silly, but it's really comforting sometimes. Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Mr. Show, Peep Show, The Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Futurama, Rocko's Modern Life, Mission Hill, Look Around You, Reading Rainbow, The Daily Show, Space Ghost, The Young Ones, Spaced, The Joy of Painting, Breaking Bad.

Books
I mostly read comics and essay collections. I'm partial to David Sedaris, Neil Gaiman, John Hodgman, Stephen King, Sarah Vowell, Kurt Vonnegut, Jason, and for a few specific books, Bone, Let the Right One In, The Master and Margarita, and TinTin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All things considered, I think as long as I have something to write and draw with, something to write on, a bike, and something to keep me warm enough in the winter, I'm pretty good, really. Conversation and company are really wonderful, but being able to draw is more essential.
Oh yeah, and the priceless, gem encrusted skull relic that I salvaged from an underwater pyramid. I think it was some sort of fish dude, and it mostly talks in riddles, but it's pretty chill most of the time, and is usually a pretty good dude to have at a party or book club meeting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The things that make me anxious. Trying to figure out what I'll be doing a year from now. Whatever projects I'm working on. Stories and comic strip ideas.
Crime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I mean, I could be trying to count the hairs on my leg, or at work. Or I could be planning a heist. Let's go with planning a heist.
I'm pretty much always planning heists, and I'd say my life at this point is probably a lot like the movie Danger: Diabolik, except less Italian and with more tigers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep a list of everything I'm afraid of. It includes doorknobs, telephones, jellyfish, bees, and industrial machinery. Really. You could get caught in one of those things, and it would be awful.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you secretly aspire to a life of espionage and intrigue.
If you like wearing fake mustaches.
If you like exploring buildings.
If you'd like to play roman candle baseball.
If you know where the jewels are and can bring them to me before this bridge blows up.