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AMouthfulOfBees

25 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been on the steps on the state house bloody and wearing underwear and a bathrobe.
I spend a lot of my free time building or breaking things.
I'm pretty shy and I spend a good chunk of my time in my office/workspace trying to make things.
I like bogs, shovels, tar pits, eyeballs, professional wrestling, and I really wish I knew how to ride a skateboard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I write comics and make little short films. I bike everywhere. I work a really intensive job, and try to go to as many shows as I can.
I spend a lot of my time hanging out in my bedroom listening to Jawbreaker and bands that sound like Jawbreaker and doodling and making up dumb jokes for an audience of one. If you'd like to see the results of that, you can look at my tumblr.
http://roryblank.tumblr.com
I have a degree in political science. That's kinda cool, I guess. I'd rather talk about comics or board games, or wizards or goblins, or go explore an abandoned building or something.
Unless there's goblins in the abandoned building. That would be hella lame, unless you're a master at hand to hand combat or have like some anti-goblin spells, or an enchanted wand or are really good at diplomacy, which is a kind of spell too I think.
Looking at gifs of people doing skate tricks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at Tetris and at hiding under things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get stopped by strangers to tell me that they think I look like Nicolas Cage. Like, including tourists from other countries.
Occasionally people tell me I have really nice eyes, and I'd prefer to think of that the whole Nicolas Cage thing since, really, he's kinda creepy, dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies
Most Coen Brothers movies. Pretty fond of Wes Anderson, Hayao Miyazaki, Terry Gilliam, Danny Boyle, John Waters. I like low budget horror movies, exploitation films, found footage (the awkward kind, not the faux-documentary kind), and Korean revenge films. Also...
M, 24 Hour Party People, In Bruges, Robocop, 28 Days Later, Children of Men, World's Greatest Dad, Shawshank Redemption, Snatch, Big Fish, High Fidelity, Survive Style 5+, Dr. Strangelove, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Ed Wood, Boogie Nights, Man on Wire, Heathers, Schizopolis, 12 Angry Men, 4 Lions.

Shows
I really like sketch comedy and animated programs. I have a fondness for children's television. It might be silly, but it's really comforting sometimes.
Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Mr. Show, Peep Show, The Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Futurama, Rocko's Modern Life, Mission Hill, Look Around You, Reading Rainbow, The Daily Show, Space Ghost, The Young Ones, Spaced, The Joy of Painting, Breaking Bad.

Books
I mostly read comics and essay collections. I'm partial to David Sedaris, Neil Gaiman, John Hodgman, Stephen King, Sarah Vowell, Kurt Vonnegut, Jason, and for a few specific books, Bone, Let the Right One In, The Master and Margarita.

Muisic
In a recent conversation with someone, I described my own music preferences as "bullshit music for trash people" and "shitty, lo-fi garbage". You can fill in the blank with whatever you think fills in the description above. If you'd like a hint, I've got broken bones, bruised ribs, been kicked in the nose more times than I can count, and got a chunk torn out of my face at shows.
Also, for the month of October, I've pretty much sworn off listening to anything other than Black Metal, with the exception of Roky Erickson. He has a bunch of cool songs about demons and vampires and shit, so he gets a pass.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My vertebral column, my internal organs, my desk, the coffee maker I keep by my bed, my bicycle, my disdain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shovels.
Skulls.
Bogs.
Ghosts.
Statistical analysis.
Domestic and International politics and political rhetoric.
Fringe ideological groups.
Biology and evolution.
Sad clowns.
Wishing I knew how to skateboard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I mean, I could be trying to count the hairs on my leg, or at work. Or I could be planning a heist. Let's go with planning a heist.
I'm pretty much always planning heists, and I'd say my life at this point is probably a lot like the movie Danger: Diabolik, except less Italian and with more tigers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know how to skateboard.
You should message me if
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If you secretly aspire to a life of espionage and intrigue.
If you like exploring buildings.
If you'd like to play roman candle baseball.
If you think spending an afternoon building something or sculpting or sewing puppets would be a cool way to spend time.
If you like bicycles?
If you like watching low budget horror movies.
TEACH ME HOW TO RIDE A SKATEBOARD. I AM REALLY HERE TO LEARN HOW TO SKATEBOARD.