My name is Ryan and I'm extremely funny, incredibly handsome and excessively modest. I'm an Account Manager by day and sleeping by night. I seek someone who has a great sense of humor, appreciates art, likes television, movies, and the outdoors. Emotional stability (now that's sexy) is a plus, but it isn't a requirement. Something about a woman who will love you in a Fatal Attraction kind of way is never boring.

I tend to gravitate towards artistic women. Someone creating their own path is as remarkable as it is sexy. I am also attracted to women who have been hardened in someway by life and have no problem sharing their insights. Someone kind and thoughtful, with the gift of gab would also be nice. If you have any of these qualities or are in fact Tina Fey, please feel free to send me an email.

I have a Bachelors Degree in film and video production and I'm currently an Account Manager (Glad I'm using my degree...oh wait...) for a marketing company in Buffalo Grove. I am also am a sports writer for a growing sporting website on the side. My ideal dream is to be a sports writer or comedy writer and I think I'm getting closer to both those goals everyday.

poaching eggs in the microwave, choosing appropriate shoes based on situation and appearing smarter than I really am.

is that I'm mostly eyes and hair. I also have been told I have a strong resemblance to Dennis Miller...even though I don't see it.

Books - On The Road, Being There, The Writer's Journey, Hell's Angels, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Fantasyland, Money Ball.

Movies - Adaptation, Annie Hall, Aviator, As Good As It Gets, Manhattan Murder Mystery, Requiem For a Heavyweight, Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Big Fish, 12 Angry Men, The Verdict, Rosemary's Baby, Raging Bull, Million Dollar Baby, The Jerk, Something About Mary, Dumb and Dumber, L.A. Story, etc...

T.V. - Arrested Development, Peep Show, The Simpsons (First 10 seasons), The Larry Sanders Show, Mr. Show, Insomniac, King of Queens, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, etc...

Music - White Stripes, Sam Cooke, The Pixies, The Thermals, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Joan Jett, Aloe Blacc, The Black Keys, Fleetwood Mac, Paul Simon, Bob Dylan, The Temptations, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Blue Oyster Cult, etc...

Food - Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Seafood (all of it).

salt, family (to a degree), my glass eye, good friends, a good glass eye dealer, and laughter.

- Why I haven't met a guy named Adam that wasn't a total
douche

- Why I can't trust dudes who wear sandals on a consistent basis

- If you're an Adam that wears sandals on a consistent basis, it's
safe to say that I'm probably never going to invite you into my
circle of friends.

- Why I can't stand people who brag that they're any percentage
Cherokee.

writing, friend stuff, comedy clubs.

I'm missing an organ. Guess which one? It doesn't rhyme with lidney or saldlader either.

I have a thing for Stevie Nicks.

you're not one of my 99 problems.