Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a laid back guy, and I am looking for a laid back girl who will
like me for who I am. I like to think of myself as kind of a
quirky, hopeless romantic, meaning I am somewhat awkward if you
don't know me, but I'm really a a unique guy who likes all
different types of girls. I may turn up on your front lawn one day
with a boombox hoisted above my head with Peter Gabriel blaring,
"Say Anything" style. I have made many a mix CD in my 31 years on
this earth, and yes, I will most likely make you one. I really like
doing sweet things for girls that I like, (I lit up the front of a
building in mid-town in the favorite color of the last girl I saw.)
I will also repeatedly tell you how beautiful you are until you
have to tell me to stop. I'm sorry, but when I get to know a girl,
and she is truly beautiful, in all aspects, I tell her that. What I
look for in a partner:
1) You should be awesome
2) You should bring minimal drama to the table.
3) You should be passionate about at least one thing. It can be
anything: literature, theatre, art, design, cinema, comedy,
writing, marijuana decriminalization, I don't care, as long as
there is at least one thing in your life that you are really
4) You should feel comfortable in your own skin.
5) You should have at least peaked at a newspaper in the last month
6) You should be kind at heart.
7) You should be on time. (Sorry, big pet peeve.)
8) You should have minimal arrests and probably not any
misdemeanors on your record.
9) You should at least like New York, because I plan on staying
here for the foreseeable future.
10) You should not be banned from any countries in the European
11) You should probably not have been in a prior relationship with
Brody Jenner or John Mayer. (Not a deal breaker, just a
12) You should not be the subject of any songs by Weezer or any of
Rivers Cuomo's side projects, and the Fall Out Boy album "Take This
to Your Grave" should not have been written about you.
Most of all, you just need to be a cool girl with minimal baggage
who will like me for me. And if you like bad emo from the early
2000's, that doesn't hurt either. (We could duet on the entirety of
"The Swiss Army Romance".)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What am I doing with my life? Living it the best I can and the only
way I know how. I like to think that I'm continually learning and
bettering myself. I appreciate the small things and I'm also a big
proponent that a small gesture or tiny act of kindness can go a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Uhm, let's see, I'm pretty good at random trivia, I'm a decent
draftsmen, I like to think I'm an above average lighting designer,
a decent writer, and.. yeah... I'm good at some other.. stuff, as
well, I mean... well, message me and we'll talk. (Rock and Roll
trivia at Piano's on the LES. Anyone....? "Highway 61 Revisited,
1965, for the win....."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses. And my bad ass white man 'fro if I haven't gotten a
haircut in a while.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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• "The Fortress of Solitude"
• "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh"
• "The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay"
• "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius"
• "The Year of Endless Sorrows"
• "The Corrections"
• "Norwegian Wood"
• "The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao"
• "The Perks of Being a Wall Flower"
• "The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter"
• "The Marriage Plot"
• "Empire Falls"
• "The Mayor of Castro Street"
• "American Pastoral"
• "Some Kids"
• "The Goldfinch"
• "The Rules of Attraction"
• "The Circle"
• "Paper Towns"
• "The Rosie Project"
• "The Virgin Suicides"
• "Not That Kind of Girl"
• "The Human Stain"
A lot of really good stuff, a lot of really bad stuff, and a lot of
stuff in between
• "Life as a House"
• "It's Kind of a Funny Story"
(Zach Galifinakis as you've never seen him, totally underrated
film, although totally unrealistic. Also, best dream sequence
Some recent favorites include Noah Baumbach's "While We're Young",
Linklater's "Boyhood", "The Spectacular Now", "Obvious Child",
"Whiplash", and "The Skeleton Twins".
For documentaries, I enjoyed Dave Grohl's epic "Sound City", "The
Seven Five", "Tim's Vermeer", "Banksy Does New York", and "Making
• "WTF With Marc Maron"
• "This American Life"
• "Fresh Air"
• "Stuff You Should Know"
• "The Nerdist"
• "Orange Is The New Black"
• "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
• "Saturday Night Live"
• "Broad City"
• "Silicon Valley"
• "Freaks and Geeks"
• "Inside Amy Schumer"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - iPhone or some way to listen to music and ingest culture
2 - Runtastic Pro
3 - New York City
4 - Family
5 - The inevitable goodness of people
6 - Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, art, literature, design, lighting, pretty faces....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's see, in the last year I've started to see a movie pretty much
every Friday night, so there's that..... I can be found at a good
off-broadway show sometimes..... Out with friends at various eating
and drinking establishments throughout the five boroughs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I live my life in strict accordance with The Good Book*
*The Chicago Manual of Style
(Oxford commas are hot.)
If you can articulate your thoughts in a grammatically pleasing way
and you do this consistently, I'm putty in your hands. Smart girls
are the most attractive girls.
I was once listening to a podcast where comedian Marc Maron was
interviewing Diablo Cody, and she was talking about how she met her
first husband on a Beach Boys fan board back in the day when small
fan boards existed on the internet. She said one of the reasons she
was into him was that he had the "Smile" bootleg and she wanted
I kind of want this to be my story of meeting someone. It's
incredibly idealistic and I think wonderful. (I think that's kind
of embarrassing to admit.)
You should message me if
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