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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-36
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 6, 2014
Seeing Someone
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Might want kids
English (Somewhat), English (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a free-thinking and open-minded human. That's all the certainty I can give you, sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, loving, laughing, and trying to not get crushed beneath the overwhelming weight of the Cosmos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Using my imagination comes a close second.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my face. Specifically, my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Give me something different, something out there; a little dangerous, a little subtle, a little lewd.

Books. Lots. Sampler: Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Raymond E Feist, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Christopher Hitchens, Chuck Palahniuk, Raymond Chandler, Kurt Vonnegut, Cormack McCarthy (Fuck me, 'The Road' was a bleak but rewarding read).

If you're a biped you should read 'Good Omens'. Tripeds should read 'Slaughterhouse Five'.

True Blood. Dexter. Justified. Mad Men. Deadwood. Chuck. The Mighty Boosh. Black Books. Spaced. Jonathan Creek. Bored to Death. Entourage. Arrested Development. Rome. Game of Thrones (or Boobs, depending on the episode). Sex and the... ah, no.

Brazil. 12 Monkeys. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Hot Fuzz. Fight Club. Scarface. The Big Lebowski. Children of Men. The Goonies. Labyrinth. Swingers. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Miley Cyr.... ah, no.

Points if you can name the movie this song lyric is from (and it's a cover):
'Got balls of steel, got an automobile
for a winimum wage.'

Music makes me who I am - I accept no substitutes. I also support local music.
Tool. No, really, TOOL. A Perfect Circle. Faith No More. Radiohead. Something For Kate. Shihad. Bon Iver. Sevendust. Deftones. Beirut. The Brothers Grim. Ennis Tola. Anna Salen. The Nymphs. NiN. Jebediah. Pearl Jam. AIC. And songs about ponies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
A quality conversation
My vocal cords
My bed
My two hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dancing through the outer rings of Saturn. Neptune is never an option.

When I can't get my teleportation machine to work, I'm at a gig, watching a movie or spending quality time with friends (and some of my friends are books). If I'm at a bar, it's Polly for preference and a 'Light My Fire' for favourite incendiary beverage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That time I started singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' with my mate in Safeway. We got a round of applause at the end (I'm fairly confident that was for the performance and not because we'd finally stopped).
You should message me if
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- You have a sense of humour.
- You have an imagination.
- You're looking for something.