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32 Astoria, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them

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My self-summary
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I am looking something serious but starting to lose faith. I am looking for someone who can handle sarcasm, exercises often, and does not stay at the club until 3am or ideally doesn't go to any club. I prefer conversation over ears bleeding...yes i am old.

About me. I work in the city and live in Astoria. My work is always a conversation starter so feel free to ask. I workout daily and I need it to keep me sane. I use to be an athlete but recently retired from softball, and now just play golf. During the summer my friend and I travel around the eastern seaboard and play in tournaments and winter time we travel to Florida to play a few. I am a huge hockey fan (devils) and enjoy going to hockey games, but need someone to go with. I also like to read, learn about American history, and meet new people

ALL my friends but one are married and have kids. Weekends can get boring if none of them are allowed to escape for the night

Update 10/1/14 I have been catfished 2x and one girl showed up being 30lbs heavier in person... easily. Call me shallow but I was lied too. Being fit is very important to me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, Gym, sleep , repeat
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, golf, and knowing pointless history facts

Also Saved by the bell trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movie - Back to the Future, Side out, About Alex, Big Fish

music - blink 182, silent film, angels and airways, pink Floyd, of monsters and men

book - Saturday night live / top of the rock / Future of the mind

shows - scrubs, person of interest, family guy, PTI, Seinfeld. Boardwalk empire, True detective , game of thrones, franklin and bash
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my iphone / mac
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What annoys me more

The girls with the mustache photo

Dying alone..... (Shit just got dark)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably going to the gym , then watching TV . Alone ......
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I keep up with the kardashians

Just like all super sarcastic people I am very sensitive and try to hide my feelings
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a dark sense of a humor, = any topic is on the table.

Also if you are from the south

Jeans and sneakers type of girl

Also don't message me if you are embarrassed to be online dating ...

Or if you say " I like to have fun"
Who doesn't like having fun? Idiots