This is still a work in progress. I can't seem to find the line between putting my best foot forward and lying about myself to look good.

In my mind my life is a non-Canadian version of Scott Pilgrim with slightly fewer magic fistfights. (Only slightly.)

I will sometimes dance when no one is watching, but never like no one is watching.

The details section wouldn't let me put both in, but in addition to graduating from law school I am a proud graduate of Space Camp. Sometimes I wonder which was the more important achievement.

I love weird old things. This weird old thing has the benefit of describing me fairly well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4e76Uw5eM&feature=relmfu

Bar trivia.
Various other types of trivia.
Tennis (as long as I don't have to serve.)
Road Trip Planning (I've planning one trip for about a decade. When I get around to it it's going to be fairly awesome.)

My new horn-rimmed glasses. Sadly, that's also the first thing they notice about the other 10,000 New Yorkers with the exact same pair.

Books: Haruki Murakami, Updike, Dune, Song of Ice and Fire, Virtually any book on any historical subject.

Shows: Homeland, Game of Thrones, How I Met Your Mother (I will watch this to the bitter end no matter how bad it gets), Community, Park & Rec, Arrested Development, Archer, Classic Simpsons, Futurama, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Downton Abbey, Fringe, Justified, Louie, The Venture Bros.

Music: Bruce Springsteen, Beirut, Yo La Tengo, Wilco, Violent Femmes, Titus Andronicus, Vampire Weekend, They Might Be Giants, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, Talking Heads, Sufjan Stevens, Pavement, The Smiths, Sigur Ros, Real Estate, The Shins, Phoenix, Pixies, New Pornographers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Iron & Wine, Elliott Smith, The Dismemberment Plan, Beulah, The Clash, Sonic Youth, Sleater-Kinney, Built To Spill, Spiritualized, Guided By Voices

1) My Books
2) My Simpsons Seasons 3-8 DVDs
3) My Weekly Bar Trivia Appointment
4) My Homebrewing Equipment
5) My Fingerless Wool Gloves Which Turn Into Mittens
6) My Bass (I Swear One Day I'll Learn To Play It)

Catching up on my pleasure reading.

I am the proud owner of an honorary degree granted to Hillary Clinton. (Keep that under your hat. I'm not, strictly speaking, supposed to have that.)

Large beards are not a dealbreaker for you.
You count nerd as a compliment rather than an insult.
You wouldn't find a few hours in a good used bookstore boring in the slightest.
You would like to meet up for a drink. I find it way easier to avoid coming off like a giant dork in person than I do online.