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A81LE

33 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life is a sitcom and daily I wonder where the cameras are. Ive hugged a power ranger, been strangled by a movie star, stepped into the ring with a pro wrestler, met somebody who didnt know their legal name. Ive been called a werewolf and a wampire (they couldnt pronounce vampire) and every time I hear "Carry On My Wayward Son" on the radio I feel the need to grab the person next to me and yell "Dammit Sammy, he killed our dad!" Im totally programmed lol. Oh, and I met the new mayor and police commissioner and shook their hands. Now, I know you are reading this and assume it is total crap but how about we talk and I get to show its not?

I lead a pretty simple life and I don't really ask for much. Oh yea, I wouldnt exactly call myself a nerd but sometimes I exhibit nerd like symptoms. Alright...im a nerd. Oh yes, and I like to play paintball, watch a little hockey and a lot of MMA. Im a little of an old school nice guy too. I give blood and buy girl scout cookies. I love those little peanut butter chocolate things! Ive also really gotten off my duff and been on a big cooking kick. So far my best dishes must be my Parmesan coated salmon, sweet sausage and fresh mozzarella ravioli from scratch and my peach and apricot cobbler. Still on the lookout for new recipes! Oh... cant make cookies apparently, that didnt work out too well...

My life hasnt been the easiest and thats been great. Its made me learn to appreciate what I have and work hard to get what I want. Ive gone through a bunch of good and bad times and due to that, ive been given the theme song "Bulletproof" by Five Finger Death Punch. (Thanks Gerry). Ive also been given the nicknames "Green Lantern" and "Awesome". So apparently im a cool superhero...with a terrible movie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides trying to write a horror screenplay and write my own heavy metal album by myself? Oh, I work in the glorious borough of Brooklyn for the man!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Confusing people. Apparently what I do determines what race I am. One day I was a bit annoyed and started talking with my hands. When my accent began to flare up some kid asked me if I was Sicilian. I had to Google Sicilian people to see how off he was...he wasn't that off.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The soft beace on my left wrist from fracturing my wrist. Apparently getting another human being thrown at you isnt a good thing, go figure. Oh...and my Brooklyn accent. It prevents me from saying normal words like "water"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fav books: I am Legend, Book of Lies, Zombie Survival Guide
Fav Movie: The Raid 2, Evil Dead, REC, Superhero films, 90s spoof films, Carnival of Souls and Castle of Blood.
Fav Shows: Supernatural, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, Twilight Zone, Rick & Morty, South Park Monday Night Raw and Tosh.0
Fav music: Slayer, BABYMETAL, Severina, Queen and others!
Fav food: Japanese, Italian and Ice cream...seriously, im like 5.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Movies
2) Music
3) My phone
4) The internet
5) Science!
6) My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people are prepping for the zombie apocalypse and if im a jackass for not doing it as well?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely ill be at work, I dont keep normal hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im a sucker for a good accent.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have the time to invest in a relationship and this profile made you smile. Oh, you wouldn't mind a loveable idiot who will claim his shirt is made of "boyfriend material" when its most likely a cotton blend. Aaaaaaand you actually want to meet up at some point. If you just want to chat that's great but I'm looking to meet people.