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32 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:48am
Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My life is a sitcom and daily I wonder where the cameras are. Ive hugged a power ranger, been strangled by a movie star, stepped into the ring with a pro wrestler, met somebody who didnt know their legal name. Ive been called a werewolf and a wampire (they couldnt pronounce vampire) and every time I hear "Carry On My Wayward Son" on the radio I feel the need to grab the person next to me and yell "Dammit Sammy, he killed our dad!" Im totally programmed lol. Oh, and I met the new mayor and police commissioner and shook their hands. Now, I know you are reading this and assume it is total crap but how about we talk and I get to show its not?

I lead a pretty simple life and I don't really ask for much. Oh yea, I wouldnt exactly call myself a nerd but sometimes I exhibit nerd like symptoms. a nerd. Oh yes, and I like to play paintball, watch a little hockey and a lot of MMA. Im a little of an old school nice guy too. I give blood and buy girl scout cookies. I love those little peanut butter chocolate things! Ive also really gotten off my duff and been on a big cooking kick. So far my best dishes must be my Parmesan coated salmon, sweet sausage and fresh mozzarella ravioli from scratch and my peach and apricot cobbler. Still on the lookout for new recipes! Oh... cant make cookies apparently, that didnt work out too well...

My life hasnt been the easiest and thats been great. Its made me learn to appreciate what I have and work hard to get what I want. Ive gone through a bunch of good and bad times and due to that, ive been given the theme song "Bulletproof" by Five Finger Death Punch. (Thanks Gerry). Ive also been given the nicknames "Green Lantern" and "Awesome". So apparently im a cool superhero...with a terrible movie.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides trying to write a horror screenplay and write my own heavy metal album by myself? Oh, I work in the glorious borough of Brooklyn for the man!
I’m really good at
Public speaking, I hosted a business forum in college and ive been interviewed by a couple different news sources. Oh, and im also good at planning! I love getting different scenarios and being told to fix them for fun. I even trying to do that at work! May be kinda lame, but its what I do!
The first things people usually notice about me
I can make just about anyone laugh. Oh...and my Brooklyn accent. It prevents me from saying normal words like "water"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fav books: I am Legend, Book of Lies, Zombie Survival Guide
Fav Movie: The Raid 2, Evil Dead, REC, Superhero films, 90s spoof films, Carnival of Souls and Castle of Blood.
Fav Shows: Supernatural, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, Twilight Zone, Rick & Morty, South Park Monday Night Raw and Tosh.0
Fav music: Slayer, BABY METAL, Severina, Queen and others!
Fav food: Japanese, Italian and Ice cream...seriously, im like 5.
The six things I could never do without
1) Movies
2) Music
3) My phone
4) The internet
5) Science!
6) My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are prepping for the zombie apocalypse and if im a jackass for not doing it as well?
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely ill be at work, I dont keep normal hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im a sucker for a good accent.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have the time to invest in a relationship and this profile made you smile. Oh, you wouldn't mind a loveable idiot who will claim his shirt is made of "boyfriend material" when its most likely a cotton blend.