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34 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:38am
Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Short story... I am a laid back easy going guy who is looking for a lady who enjoys days and nights out, or in watching netflix marathons. Pretty much someone who is looking to be an adult and yet still be a kid with this. Im a bit quiet, a bit shy I cant say that im going to be super wordy on the first date but I will try. Work forces me out a lot of times, sometimes even on off days so when im home, I enjoy it.

Who am I? Im the guy who will eat a pint of ice cream and watch "The Walking Dead." Im the guy who watches wrestling and reads up on comic books even though I dont collect anymore. Im a nerd, geek, whatever you may call me and I like it. I watch way to many horror movies, love the hell out of a good zombie film and put over heavy metal like its the best thing since sliced bread. Every time I hear "Carry On My Wayward Son" on the radio I feel the need to grab the person next to me and yell "Dammit Sammy, he killed our dad!" Im totally programmed lol. In terms of humor, I'm a mix of Bill Burr, Robert Schimmel with a dab of Louis CK.

Oh and yes... I love cheese. I dunno why I have to say that but apparently it's a thing. Before I forget, I'm up pretty much all night and no, I'm not the god damn Batman. Trust me, this will come up at some point if we meet up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides trying to write a horror screenplay and write my own heavy metal album by myself? Oh, I work in the glorious borough of Brooklyn for the man!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a little nervous on first dates lol? Besides that... I know things that make people look at me funny. Ever lay down in bed and feel this twitch that makes you feel like you are going to fall off? Thats called a hypnagogic jerk. Yea, the look you just gave your screen... thats the look I get!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Brooklyn accent. It prevents me from saying normal words like "water"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fav books: I am Legend, Book of Lies, Zombie Survival Guide
Fav Movie: The Raid 2, Evil Dead, REC, Superhero films, 90s spoof films, Carnival of Souls and Castle of Blood.
Fav Shows: Supernatural, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, Twilight Zone, Rick & Morty, South Park, Monday Night Raw and too much anime to name here.
Fav music: Slayer, BABYMETAL, Severina, Queen and others!
Fav food: Japanese, and Ice cream...seriously, im like 5.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Movies
2) Music
3) My phone
4) The internet
5) Science!
6) My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people are prepping for the apocalypse and if im a jackass for not doing it as well?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely ill be at work, I dont keep normal hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im a sucker for a good accent and love meeting people from another country.

Oh... and I love this song...
You should message me if
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You have the time to invest in a relationship and this profile made you smile. Oh, you wouldn't mind a loveable idiot who will claim his shirt is made of "boyfriend material" when its most likely a cotton blend. Pretty much feel free to send me a message, I am grateful for any I receive and try to get back to everyone as fast as I can! Also, im kinda looking for someone from NYC, I dont wanna do long distances.