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29 Brooklyn, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:23am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Two months ago I realized I was over my asymmetrical half-shaved hair-cut. Rosario wore it in Top Five, and then Emma Stone totally stole my look at the Oscars this year. I had been playing around with lots of funny DIY haircuts for many years knowing that the final step was to shave my head and start all over, but because I was afraid, I got stuck at super long on top and shaved all the way around. I proudly rocked this 90's stoner boy cut for three years (which I named "the reverse bald man") until, finally in February, I took the plunge and shaved it all off. I just wanted you to know this because in my most flattering pictures I still have hair. I don't want to falsely advertise, and I also want to let you know that I've been mistaken for a boy twice in the past month which I can't decide if I think it's offensive or kind of awesome - like I have infiltrated the patriarchy. The point of this whole story: I like to test my limits.

...And clearly I'm a trend setter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm not one of those people who have a crazy amount of drive or ambition. I'm not going to go on and on about how passionate I am about the super sweet thing I do. What I will say is that I have taken a very windy road to get to where I am now and I am in no way where I think I'll stay, nor am I where I'd ever thought I'd be, and I like it this way.

I am the crafter/maker/designer type, primarily working as a woodworker. Right now I am working in a custom bass guitar shop and I am considering going back to school for design. I think eventually I'd like to start my own business doing some sort of sustainable design with furniture/home furnishings. But really, who knows. I'd just as much like to buy an airstream trailer and live out my days drinking beer and whittling spoons.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, falling asleep while reading, enjoying beer, making furniture, dreaming up converted barn house designs, falling in love with dogs and babies (not cats . . . ok, sometimes cats), long distance driving, and wilderness survival.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think the first thing - for real, is that people try to assess my sexuality. As a woodworking lady who has a funny haircut and wears a lot of flannel, I probably confuse a lot of people. The truth is I have sincerely loved men and women. For me at least, this is the best way to put that question to rest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, Rocky Balboa, Michael Jackson, Omar Little, and Breakfast are my heros.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Redwing boots. Pocket knife. Durable pants. Bear hugs. Good comedy. Dancing partner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get all the sawdust off me. What I'm going to eat for my next meal. How Netflix is ruining my life. Whatever NPR is telling me.

My favorite thing to think about though is women in comedy. I have a lot of thoughts and feelings on this topic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Very excited to be able to sleep for as long as I want. Being a badass is exhausting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I take those stupid quizzes on facebook and this is what I've learned thus far:
I'm equally introvert and extrovert
My aura color is white
I'm in the house of Gryffindor
My ideal state to live in is Wyoming
My old person name is Earl
You should message me if
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Message me if I made you laugh. Or, if you found something I wrote to be quite smart. Or, even better, both. Being able to have fun together and make each other laugh is super important to me.

Also, if you're the type of person who'll adventure the shit out of this town with me, that'd be pretty great. Tis the season.