I am artistic, eccentric, and dorky as hell.
My Self-Summary
Wow, great, now I get to sound vain. Always gotta love this part.
Umm....lets see. I am a musician, a photographer, and a little bit
of a writer. I like dark sense of humor and an appreciation for the
sublime. I am cultured, and very open minded, but I do not tolerate
stupid people. I like fashion, and almost became a designer, but I
went with computers in college instead and regret it very much. And
while I take a lot of flack for actually enjoying shopping, I kind
of make it up being a gear head. I go from covered in grease to
ready for a night on a town fairly quick, lol. Also, I have
tattoos, and plan on getting many more, so run away in fear of me
and my horrid influences before I tarnish your soul and bound you
for hell.... now that I have weeded a few people out, moving
on.
**Note** To be frank, I am not currently looking for a
relationship, just friends really. Sometimes we need some times to
ourselves, and typically it is when we think we need it the least.
I am not looking for one night stands (cause sorry, STDs are lame,
and people who pursue them have low self worth and there for are
not worth a sexual interest in me). If you message me, its cool if
you think that perhaps I am interesting enough to date, but mind
you the best way to my heart is being a friend first. Looks only go
so far and I already have too many people who are ugly inside who
have tried to convince me there is nothing but surface in the
world. And if I message you, it is cause there is something on your
profile that makes me go "Interesting" and wants to know more about
you.
What I’m doing with my life
I am working on starting my own business and perusing my photograph
(not the same biz though.) I am also in two music projects as well,
so maybe one of those will take off.
I’m really good at
fixing cars, driving people crazy, referencing random pop culture
moments, music, making people think they know me, and then pulling
something random out of no where.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor. It is a little random, a little twisted, and
full of puns. Also my passion. I don't invest in anything
halfheartedly.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
Brave
New World,
1984,
Battle Royal,
and anything
Oscar
Wilde or
HP
Lovecraft.
Movies: Mostly 80s movies, but also Tarantino movies.
Music: Everything from
Blanche to
Combichrist,
Bach to
Xiu Xiu,
NWA to
Ladytron. You name it, I probably
listen to it. Oh, and I love me some
Matson Jones and
The Tiny right now too.
The six things I could never do without
My cell phone, my car, my family, the interweb, music, and
Guinness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, photography, the impending zombie apocalypses (there is a
reason why they call it impending you know), and the fact that it
was Tesla's death ray that caused the Tunguska event, which is why
it is called an EVENT and not the Tuguska Crater (cause only with a
name like Tesla can you be that much of a bad ass).
On a typical Friday night I am
working on music and scheduling a photoshoot for the weekend, then
hanging out with my car buddies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I almost went to school for fashion design as I actually like high
fashion. Additionally, I have grown quite a fondness of Shoe
Design, and actually would love to design them for a living.
You should message me if
If you are quirky. I like quirky. Perfect is boring. Quirky is the
epic awesomeness. And you get this joke.
Heisenberg is carelessly speeding down the highway when he gets
pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up to the driver side window
and asks him, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg responds: "No, but I know exactly where I was!"