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RP2358

25 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I've tripped at Lollapalooza and rolled at Bonnaroo, been to more concerts than I can recall, hiked the Rockies, tested tuberculosis diagnostics in rural Malawi, hosteled through Europe alone, talked a millionaire into getting me a job, ripped the tag off my mattress, and built an apartment full of Ikea furniture. I prefer unfrosted Pop Tarts. I live dangerously.

Southerner born and raised in a two-stoplight town 40 miles east of Memphis, went to school in Chicago, now living here.

Yes, I can grow a beard too. No, I won't, because my jawline is awesome and I am an ornery dude. Your city's collective obsession with facial hair is...something...

When it comes to women, I like those whose intelligence, competence, and confidence are borderline intimidating.

LGBTQ-friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a biotech scientist and I do cool shit that I love. If you're that interested, ask me about it and I'll talk your ear off.
I’m really good at
Science. Reading people. Intentional mispronunciation. Yelling at sports. Stubbing my toe. Spilling drinks. Standing on things. Manners. Cursing. Taking the piss out of you, me, and everything within my cosmological radius.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tempted to say my "distinguished" peppering of grey hair or "striking" green eyes, but let's be honest, it's probably my towering stature and that I say "ma'am" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I will eat anything once. Seriously, anything. If I haven't eaten it before, and you put it in front of me (and it's not literally poop) I will eat it.

Everything else gets a sampling of five favorites because I no more want to list them all than you want to read them.
Books: House of Leaves; The Weeds of God; The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test; I Am A Strange Loop; The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are. Right now I'm working on The Better Angels of Our Nature by Steven Pinker.
Movies: Requiem for a Dream; Black Swan; Snatch; Tucker and Dale vs. Evil; Sunshine
Shows: The Wire; True Detective; Parks and Recreation; Hannibal; Louie
Music: According to my Last.fm, my top 5 artists are Mew, Nine Inch Nails, Porcupine Tree, Efterklang, and Radiohead, but I've been listening to a lot of Yeezy lately.
The six things I could never do without
Empathy, laughter, science, music, bourbon, and mother fuckin' NBA basketball. GO GRIZZ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything, really. I think about politics, my research, about everything I plan to accomplish (it's laughable to be honest). About what things I need to do to be the best that I can. Imaginary arguments and disaster scenarios. How much I hate Chris Paul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Uhh well being new here, it's mostly watching basketball, Netflix, lifting, or reading. But I'd really dig some people to hike, explore Seattle, eat, drink, and argue about stupid shit with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a chronological "Soundtrack of My Life" playlist with songs important to me at various stages in my life. Listening to it summons all those old emotions because I have a ridiculous sense of aural associative memory.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
**At this point, I'm not dead set on dating. I'm more than 2000 miles away from my friends and family and know only a few people here. If I message you, it's because I think we'd enjoy each other's company, platonically or otherwise. I'm not ruling out more I just ain't in any hurry.**

You're ambitious or at the very least have an idea of what you want to do with yourself. I like people with a mission. Armchair "activism" doesn't count.

Reading the sentence, "Vaccines can cause autism" fills you with rage.

If you have a Bachelors of Sociology from Tumblr University it is highly unlikely that we will get along.

You want a hiking partner. I feel utterly at peace in the woods and mountains.

You share my appreciation of dark comedy.

If you made it this far, you should probably just hit me up. Seriously, I'm not smelly and I will make you laugh.