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26 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I've climbed Lion's Head in the dark, tested tuberculosis diagnostics in rural Malawi, hosteled through Europe alone, tripped at Lollapalooza and rolled at Bonnaroo, been to more concerts than I can recall, talked a millionaire into getting me a job, ripped the tag off my mattress, and built an apartment full of Ikea furniture. I prefer unfrosted Pop Tarts. I live dangerously.

Southerner born and raised in a two-stoplight town 40 miles east of Memphis, went to school in Chicago, now living here. I miss real storms, cicadas, and the smell of honeysuckle heavy on the air.

In terms of women, I like those whose intelligence, competence, and confidence are borderline intimidating.

What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a biongineer/biochemist/medical scientist and I do cool shit that I love. I'm particularly passionate about global health and right now my baby is the development of a cheaper pertussis vaccine for India. If you're that interested, ask me about it and I'll talk your ear off.

I subscribe to Alan Watts' philosophy that the path to fulfillment requires blurring of the line between your work and play. I'm not career-obsessed, I just love this shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science. Reading people. Intentional mispronunciation. Yelling at sports. Stubbing my toe. Spilling drinks. Standing on things. Manners. Cursing. Taking the piss out of you, me, and everything within my cosmological radius.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tempted to say my "distinguished" peppering of grey hair or "striking" green eyes, but let's be honest, it's probably my towering stature and that I say "ma'am" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will eat anything once. Seriously, anything. If I haven't eaten it before, and you put it in front of me (and it's not literally feces) I will eat it.

Everything else gets a sampling of five favorites because I no more want to list them all than you want to read them.
Books: House of Leaves; The Weeds of God; The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test; I Am A Strange Loop; The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are. Right now I'm working on The Better Angels of Our Nature by Steven Pinker.
Movies: Requiem for a Dream; Black Swan; Snatch; Tucker and Dale vs. Evil; Sunshine
Shows: The Wire; True Detective; Parks and Recreation; Hannibal; Louie
Music: According to my, my top 5 artists are Mew, Nine Inch Nails, Porcupine Tree, Efterklang, and Radiohead, but I've been listening to a lot of Yeezy lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Empathy, laughter, science, music, bourbon, and NBA basketball. GO GRIZZ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, really. I think about politics, my research, about everything I plan to accomplish (it's laughable to be honest). About what things I need to do to be the best that I can. Imaginary arguments and disaster scenarios. How much I hate Chris Paul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning my hike the next day, meeting a friend for drinks and conversation, watching basketball, lifting, or reading. I'll try most things once, but not karaoke. Because fuck you, that's why.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a chronological "Soundtrack of My Life" playlist with songs important to me at various stages in my life. Listening to it summons all those old emotions because I have a ridiculous sense of aural associative memory. It includes a Backstreet Boys song. Shut up. Stop laughing.
You should message me if
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You think we'd enjoy each other's company, be it platonically or otherwise. I don't push my relationships, I prefer to let chemistry guide them. I'm as interested in friendship as I am anything at this point.

You have a dream you're actively pursuing.

Reading the sentence, "Vaccines can cause autism" fills you with rage and/or sadness.

You appreciate the stillness brought by exhaustion and the smell of the earth.

You share my appreciation of dark comedy.

If you made it this far, you should probably just hit me up. Seriously, I'm not smelly and I will make you laugh.