Southerner born and raised in a two-stoplight town 40 miles east of Memphis, went to school in Chicago, now living here.
Yes, I can grow a beard too. No, I won't, because my jawline is awesome and I am an ornery dude. Your city's collective obsession with facial hair is...something...
When it comes to women, I like those whose intelligence, competence, and confidence are borderline intimidating.