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RP2358

25 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've tripped at Lollapalooza and rolled at Bonnaroo, been to more concerts than I can recall, hiked the Rockies, tested tuberculosis diagnostics in rural Malawi, hosteled through Europe alone, talked a millionaire into getting me a job, ripped the tag off my mattress, and built an apartment full of Ikea furniture. I prefer unfrosted Pop Tarts. I live dangerously.

Southerner born and raised in a two-stoplight town 40 miles east of Memphis, went to school in Chicago, now living here. I miss real storms, cicadas, and the smell of honeysuckle heavy on the air.

I refuse to grow a beard because my jawline is fantastic and I'm a lifelong contrarian. FUCK YOUR BEARDED CONFORMITY, MAN

When it comes to women, I like those whose intelligence, competence, and confidence are borderline intimidating.

LGBTQ-friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a biotech scientist and I do cool shit that I love. Right now my baby is the development of a cheaper pertussis vaccine for India. If you're that interested, ask me about it and I'll talk your ear off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science. Reading people. Intentional mispronunciation. Yelling at sports. Stubbing my toe. Spilling drinks. Standing on things. Manners. Cursing. Taking the piss out of you, me, and everything within my cosmological radius.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tempted to say my "distinguished" peppering of grey hair or "striking" green eyes, but let's be honest, it's probably my towering stature and that I say "ma'am" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I will eat anything once. Seriously, anything. If I haven't eaten it before, and you put it in front of me (and it's not literally feces) I will eat it.

Everything else gets a sampling of five favorites because I no more want to list them all than you want to read them.
Books: House of Leaves; The Weeds of God; The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test; I Am A Strange Loop; The Book: On the Taboo Against Knowing Who You Are. Right now I'm working on The Better Angels of Our Nature by Steven Pinker.
Movies: Requiem for a Dream; Black Swan; Snatch; Tucker and Dale vs. Evil; Sunshine
Shows: The Wire; True Detective; Parks and Recreation; Hannibal; Louie
Music: According to my Last.fm, my top 5 artists are Mew, Nine Inch Nails, Porcupine Tree, Efterklang, and Radiohead, but I've been listening to a lot of Yeezy lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Empathy, laughter, science, music, bourbon, and NBA basketball. GO GRIZZ
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, really. I think about politics, my research, about everything I plan to accomplish (it's laughable to be honest). About what things I need to do to be the best that I can. Imaginary arguments and disaster scenarios. How much I hate Chris Paul.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Uhh well being new here, it's mostly watching basketball, lifting, getting lost in the woods, or reading. But I'd really dig some people to join me on hikes, explore Seattle, eat, drink, and argue about stupid shit with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a chronological "Soundtrack of My Life" playlist with songs important to me at various stages in my life. Listening to it summons all those old emotions because I have a ridiculous sense of aural associative memory.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you think we'd enjoy each other's company, romantically or platonically. My philosophy on romantic relationships is that they should arise organically - I don't date based on rules or expectation. Some chemistry is platonic and others romantic, and I'm open to either but not looking to push it one way or the other.

You have a good global health and/or development idea you would be interested in discussing and possibly bringing to fruition.

You have a dream you're actively pursuing.

Reading the sentence, "Vaccines can cause autism" fills you with rage and/or sadness.

You appreciate the stillness brought by exhaustion and the smell of the earth.

You share my appreciation of dark comedy.

If you made it this far, you should probably just hit me up. Seriously, I'm not smelly and I will make you laugh.