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35 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:10pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Chris. I live in Federal Hill, and I work in sales. I get the opportunity to travel to beautiful and exotic destinations such as Newark, NJ or South Bronx, NY. I also sing, write songs, and play instruments for an indie rock band, a 70's soul R&B group, a folk singer-songwriter, and a slew of others when the need arrises. You may not realize it, but I probably play in your band as well.

I am absolutely awesome a lot of the time. Right now, when I'm filling out a paragraph online about myself, is clearly not one of those times.

I am extroverted, driven, and the best dancer you've ever met.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My name is Chris. I live in Federal Hill, and I work in sales. I get the opportunity to travel ... Wait, didn't I just type this?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing songs. If I like you, I'll write you a song. Perhaps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or my smile sometimes. ... But mostly they notice my boobs. lol

(To be fair, I plagarized this from some girl's profile, and it sounded accurate.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Ernest Hemingway, George Orwell, and Bret Easton Ellis rock.

(b) Memento, Dr. Strangelove, The Third Man, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Pulp Fiction, Night and the City (original), Once Upon a Time in the West, Pan's Labyrinth, Vertigo, The Deer Hunter, North By Northwest, The Exterminating Angel, etc.

If James Stewart, Quentin Tarantino, Sergio Leone or gangsters are involved, I'll probably like it.

(c) Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Boardwalk Empire, It's Always Sunny, Archer, South Park ....

(d) Catherine Wheel, The Twilight Singers / The Afghan Whigs, The Beatles, Love (Arthur Lee), anything involving Damon Albarn (i.e., Blur, Gorillaz, etc.), Radiohead, Curtis Mayfield, Brand New, Wu-Tang in all their forms, Atmosphere, My Bloody Valentine, Big Star, The Beach Boys, anything involving Danger Mouse, The O'Jays, The Carpenters, Bon Iver, each of those early 70's soul groups with one or two hits

(e) I love food. True story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
So in other words, if I was on a desert island, what six things would I have? How about all the awesome things I wouldn't have on a desert island:

- Traffic (particularly on the DC Beltway)
- Conference calls
- Rappers using Autotuner on their voice
- Memes
- Daily updates about LeBron James or anyone named "Kardashian"
- Last call

Frankly, I can't wait until I get shipwrecked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing something that I shouldn't be doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried when this stupid Web site called me arrogant.
You should message me if
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You passionate about something. I'm all about meeting creative, artistic, intelligent, ambitious, and/or passionate people.

... Or if not that, for Chrissakes, tell me something that makes me laugh!