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___was__a_dream

41 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
West Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Actually, I'm from Montreal. Spent most of my days building snow forts and eating maple products.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lawyer. I do mainly matrimonial law (pro bono) and patent litigation (pro ice cream). So if you are either an inventor or a poor woman in a really bad relationship, please contact me on LinkedIn instead.
I’m really good at
Portaging canoes and backgammon. I'm currently working on combining these areas of expertise into some kind of iphone app or Home Shopping Network device.
The first things people usually notice about me
Small tear of the posterior superior glenoid labrum extending posterior to the biceps anchor, suggesting a probable type II B SLAP lesion.

I'm sorry, I misread that. I thought it said "One of the things a medical examiner would notice about me while performing an autopsy."
The six things I could never do without
a mulatto
an albino
a mosquito
my libido
Triscuits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where is that stupid Higgs boson hiding? ARGH!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state. Or, you know, playing canasta.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am sexually attracted to my mother and experience intense castration anxiety. Look, if we can't bare our souls to the world on okcupid, where CAN we?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a pulse. No dead chicks, please.