Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, so chemistry is out because of the MAN, man. As it is, I'm
working as a CNA and then eventually Licensed practical nursing
degree. Honestly I'm probably going to be spending a good deal of
time as a CNA or Home Health Aide, before I move to LPN, as the
classes are expensive & demanding. I am verbose man of many
interests wholesome and otherwise. I have a broad musical taste, a
penchant to occasionally wear sarongs and abiding love affair with
hammocks. I'm always looking for friends and social opportunities.
I'm not all that good about starting conversations, but I am
excellent at keeping them going. I like drinking, talking and
combining the two. I have two sisters both of whom have the good
taste to be more successful and down to earth than I am. I have a
number of flaws, amongst them: I smoke too much, I have a tendency
to be more honest than strictly nessecary and I adore making people
give me answers I already know. It's different, hearing it, you
know? I tend to get very focused sometimes, and it can be extremely
difficult to...dissuade me. The things that most often land me in
trouble is my kinesthetic and easy going nature.
I am honest, sardonic, and delicious!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living striving, thriving and sleeping on a number of unorthodox
surfaces and participating in my hobbies, when I can clear my damn
work table enough to do anything, and find all the necessary
Smokin' cigarettes cause it is my last recourse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being below to above average at alot of things, and being really,
really good at a few things. vague sandwich
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've often been told the fact that I have a goatee I usually let
grow for a week or two before trimming it back. Personally I do
this because the hair actually grows so that the 'grain' of it if
you will is in a funny diamond shape. Regardless of available
implements other than a straight razor, shaving takes me a solid
hour, even if it's just a day or two of growth. Unless my current
work DEMANDS I shape up or ship out, I'll just take care of it
every once in awhile. After my unorthodox and to some people (women
especially it http://www.okcupid.com/whoseems
) downright irritating
appearance, I wear a jumble of clothes and styles, all while
intruding slightly into conversations. People have told me my sense
of humor is also obvious and sexy, but I suppose that's a matter of
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A: I love books. Mmmmmm...the books that I enjoy the most, though
are by Robert Anton Wilson
and Noam Chomsky are also quite thought provoking. Fiction
well...I'll read nearly any fiction, and even if I don't enjoy it,
I'll finish it, just because I started. B: Believe it or not, I
like tv series, without the damn ADS. C: Tom Waits, some psychopatchic
cave, lords of
, Sodden Epiphany, Morphine
, Grateful Dead
, Flogging Molly
, the list goes on and on.
Gert Wilden, Schulmadchen, Butthole Surfers
, Infected Mushroom
newer influences along with a burgeoning interest in a band I've
been powerfully indifferent to in the past, namely the Deftones
. D. =-=
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Up, Down, Top, Bottom, Strange and Charm.
Or if you prefer, the itchy yarn hat that makes me look gay that I
obtained at the second annual 'Halfway to Newton' party, games of
skill, chance and imagination, libidinous interludes
precise sidereal measurements, the lesser keys of solomon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What precisely it is that's been bothering me about my life,
lately. Troubling question. Help me pin it down? A significant
portion of my life is spent in abstract brain land, and when I
think deeply or am rapt with attention, then I have a habit of
slackening my face of expression and breathing slowly and deeply,
while ignoring almost anything that is going on, or even in the
case of raves or concerts blending the music, the backbeat into the
strange and rarefied thought pattern.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a room full of friends(2-10, number not age, you creep) ,
acquaintances enjoying the calm revelry of a truly blissful release
from the stress of the week and preparing myself for the productive
and generative weekend. You're welcome to join the bash, or help
start one, if you'd like.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll answer any question at all if you just message me with
Also, I have an irrational fear of losing an eye. It's crippling
sometimes. Ironically (or unfortunately) enough this causes my
friends to take the occasional fake jab with a pointy thing or
lighter, thus making it far more likely for me to actually lose
one, don't you think?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have the yarbles
. Metaphorically you'll need a
set. Or if you need help making abitrary choices (Red shirt or
white shirt, lime tequila chicken or ramen noodles). Or if you like
to. Or if you are bored and are interested in me amusing you with
the boiling over pot that is my mind, as I answer you questions and
occasionally ask invasive personal ones. (How...how many toes do
you have...I mean really? How long since you counted?) Also
regardless of the above I insist that you message me if you want a
rant about my recent run in with the law. I never tire of
cataloging the idocy of these States and their governence or my
own. Ask and I'll explain.
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