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25 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:32am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
ENTP if that tells you anything. I'd really rather have a conversation than write about myself, so please say something interesting and I'll reply.

I also have an awesome tendency to purposefully ruin every picture I'm in, so there's that too. When it comes down to it, I'm basically mew from Pokemon Snap.

I'm mostly looking for friends right now, but I wouldn't be against something else if it came along.

Also, I'm not really sure what "Mostly monogamous" means, but to me it means I can casually date or see multiple people, but in a serious relationship, I like to be with one person.
What I’m doing with my life
Living with a bad haircut so I can donate it all to Locks of Love when it's time.

I'm also studying for a Physics and Astrophysics double at the U of M. Hard science and all that.

Oh, and Video Game Development Club?
We're currently doing a fundraiser for a Mecha simulator! See our campaign here:
I’m really good at
Reading really fast, swearing, math (jk - the more math you know, the more you realize that you're horrible at it), hyperbole, physics (again, jk), the occasional vidya or vidya design, computers in general, trolling, meowing/barking back at cats/dogs that meow/bark at me, and acting out movie fight scenes in the shower. You know, regular stuff.

I bought a Roland TD-8 kit a while back, and I'm looking for people to play with! If you do anything musical, let me know and maybe we can jam, yeah? Anybody, seriously. Last attempt at OKC band failed miserably.
The first things people usually notice about me
Manly facial hair, I guess. I've been shaving since 5th grade. Not all of us are this blessed you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Yotsuba&!, Batman (Hush and Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? specifically, but I have a stack of batman graphic novels two feet high), Calvin and Hobbes, anything by Gaiman, Carlin, or Bukowski, The Stranger, The Giver, The Great Gatsby, and of course, Godzilla vs. Barkley. Someday I intend to finish Crime and Punishment. Promise.

Movies: Amelie, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine, Wayne's World, Training Day, Pan's Labyrinth, Delicatessen, The Brave Little Toaster, The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Clerks 1 & 2, Chasing Amy, Toy Story, Spinal Tap, Heavy Metal, Dead Leaves, Cat Soup, and the Nolan Batman series. Oh, and Big Trouble in Little China, Hackers, and Mortal Kombat.

If you want to cheat to win my attention, any Bond movie (You Only Live Twice gets top spot for including ninjas, Connery, and the birds don't build nests in empty trees line), or any REAL Indiana Jones film will make me smile.

TV/Animu: Stewart/Colbert, ATHF, Dark Place, Futurama, Metalocalypse, Any old Williams Street Show, MST3K, South Park, It's Always Sunny, Firefly, King of the Hill (I grew up in St. Cloud, it's much more funny now that I've left), Seinfeld, The first few seasons of House and The Office, Louie, Elfen Lied, Eva, Gundam 08th MS, Gurren Lagann, and FLCL.

I really need to watch Dr. Who, Breaking Bad, and Parks and Rec. Any takers?

Recent Music: Pixies, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden
All-Time Music:, but tl;dr Atmosphere, Nirvana, Dinosaur Jr., JoCo, the pillows, Ill Mitch, The Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, and the list goes on and on...

Food: Anything that doesn't come back up is fine with me, but I'm a sucker for good Italian or anything with homemade noodles. I'm also quite partial to peanut butter, Szechuan cuisine, tacos, manly beers, and Knob Creek Bourbon. Currently trying to get into Islay scotches, but they're kind of expensive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...why the broodwitch cannot be taken apart or disassembled.

...what my cat has against my Tyrion Lannister poster. Seriously, he's attacked it like 3 times. UPDATE: I have placed him higher on the wall - hopefully he is safe now.

Also, 3 Inches of Blood is a Canadian band, yet their name isn't in metric. It is a mystery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing with kittens! Or at least I wish.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Growing up as a teenager with major depressive disorder, it's only natural that I learned all the lyrics to the first two Linkin Park albums.

And yes, it's true. I am part Canadian.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if want to. Or if you don't want to. Or if you're indifferent about it. Or if you know who Ill Mitch is. Especially if you know who Ill Mitch is. find wit as sexy as I do. want to watch some kind of giant robot show marathon with me. too wore out your copy of Dinosaur Jr's "You're Living All Over Me".

Please do not message me with any of the following: "hi how r u" (at least say something interesting or mention something I said in my profile or I won't reply. I'm super cereal about this. Even if you're really cute, I won't reply.), horribly mangled grammar (did u c there new show 2day?!??!11), or a profile featuring duckface.