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31 Solana Beach, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:26am
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to have a long profile, but no one read it. Now I have a short profile, and no one reads it.

Looking for smartasses, smartiepants, and smartiepies, or cutiepies
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to eat donuts.

Beach, surfing, reading, running, motorcycling, sailing, snowboarding, scuba, guitar, singing, writing, watching comedians on youtube, eating cheerios, and remembering to feed my fish. Or probably software writing as if my job depended on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like staying positive and healthy.

Making people laugh. Saying the inappropriate thing to ease tension.

I am good at avoiding drama.

I'm really good at board games. Challenge me.

I'm not good at making the bed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How much I am punching them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I drink too much coffee. I have four different ways of preparing coffee at my home. I own a grinder. These are things coffee snobs say.

I don't have cable. I know I'm "One of those people". I then managed to waste time on the internet. And now the phone.

I like making fun of bad movies.

Like Archer, Its Always Sunny, Arrested Development, etc. I don't watch a lot of TV, though.

I love any Guy Richie directed film, and any Daniel Craig film. Waiting for these two to get together and make sweet sweet movie. Until then, I'll watch Layer Cake again.

Music this month is Silversun Pickups, Damien Rice, Queen, and Soul Asylum. That's right.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sense of humor,
clean underwear
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How best to answer this question. I'M SO DEEEEEEP.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I still use okc. And bumble. And Hinge. And Tinder. Will someone please give me a reason to not do this anymore? It's getting a little ridiculous.
You should message me if
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You want to have an great time without doing anything extravagant, you want to be able to be completely comfortable with a person and able to be yourself, you want to go for a long beach walk down to the local pub for a drink, you want to go sailing on the bay, you want to grow with someone, you want to sip wine while I play guitar, you want to get up early and ride motorcycle down to breakfast and coffee, you want to ride bikes down the boardwalk, you want to do all that stuff you've always wanted to do with someone, you want to enjoy the majesty of life's creation and have a witness to your experience while we fly on this rock through space in the short amount of time that we have. Let's not do it alone people, let's not do it alone.

You want to squeeze my butt.