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28 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:27am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
People call me the Bubba-man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot...
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a bank, Coaching lacrosse, working on the event staff at the mountain, hanging with friends, finding new places to check out in Portland.
I’m really good at
Backflips. 3% of the time...It works every time.
The first things people usually notice about me
These baby blues of mine, my easy going personality and sarcastic humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. Im actually reading the Bible right now, not a bad story actually...huh whoda thought?

My shows consist of Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, anything on Espn,
The Daily show, Always sunny in Philadelphia, Espn, Game of
Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, The league, South Park, did I mention

When it comes to food Ill eat/try just about anything but my go-to
foodstuffs are Sushi, Mexican food, then anything in sandwich

I also really like documentaries, comedies, and action movies of all shapes and sizes. I don't care to much for movies with subtitles. Just make it a book!
The six things I could never do without
Running Shoes, Ski Gear, Iphone,, water and shelter I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The zombie apocalypse and my survival plan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Weekends here good god almighty, Its time to get drunk and be somebody!....unless I have to work the next day or I am tired from the work week and just want to watch a movie. I'm more into Pubs and bars with games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
life's too short for matching your socks
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are awesome, cool, adventurous or just like to have a good time with witty conversation. I also if you have good joke.

Do not message me if
-You don't like to have fun.
-Cant take a Joke.
-You are a guy.