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24 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:06pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
More than $1,000,000
Open relationship
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Ravenous, Airbender, Ravenclaw, Viking, polyamorous, Southern gentleman. A small handful of words I think encapsulate me reasonably well.

My highest ability scores are easily Agility and Luck.

I'm not on a journey of self-discovery, I've already found my center.

I like learning new things, picking up new skills.
I think before I talk. I prefer to listen, so tell me a story.

I work graveyard shift, so meet me at dawn.

All of this is a working edit, so there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Dude I don't know. Life is a mystery, and I just want to take it on as I see fit and face all the challenges that come with it. I want to forge my own path and tell my own story (I'm perfectly aware how lame that sounds #dealwithit).
I want my life to be an adventure, and I'm looking for others to share that adventure with. Pretty much, let's just do stuff, all the stuff, every stuff.
Also, I want to do something worthy of being considered "Lannister as fuck"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying up all night.
Baking baked.
Unnatural luck.
Perfect dodge.
Targeted guessing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Texts: Ender's Shadow, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Naked Economics, other books with more words

Films: Scott Pilgrim Saves the Day, Avengers, Shaun of the Hot Fuzz at World's End, Lord of the Hobbit, Miyazaki, Tyler Durden's Club, Ip Man, Bunraku, Waking Life, Snatch, Kings of Summer, Fantastic Mr. Fox, John Dies at the End

Shows: Ron Swanson, Bravest Warriors, Adventure Finn and Father Jake, Louis, The Gang Disappoints Frank in Philadelphia, Archer Vice, Gravity Falls, Bob's Burgers never makes profit, The Mighty Boosh and The Council of Shaman, Community, Regular Show, Throne of Games, Anthony Bourdain Travels the World, Rick and Morty, Vikings, AHS,

Anime: Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Haruhi Suzamiya, Gurren Lagann, Angel Beats, PSG, RWBY

Vidya: Slash'EM, Battlefield, LoL, Minecraft

Sounds: MUCC, Modestly Mousy, Johnny Ca$h [Kesha's $ found a new home], RHCP, Daft Punk, Owls in the City, Gorillaz, The XX, The Postal Service, John Mark Nelson, Childish Gambino, CALLmeKAT, The Glitch Mob, also covers & remixes

Edibles: Taco Bell, Pho [only if pronounced as foe], fresh baked breads, tea, anything I can cook myself, Indian, buffets, shellfish

Comedians: Kyle Kinane, Louis C.K., George Carlin, Daniel Tosh, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedburg, Iliza Schlesinger, Kumail Nanjiani, Doug Benson. I really enjoy stand up comedy... like freals. I sometimes wish I could Truman Show Kyle Kinane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working -_-;
Hmu on a Saturday tho.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a Dagorhir/Belegarth fighter, essentially a full contact medieval combat sport. It's a huge part of my life and something you should be aware of. Some think of it as LARPing, but I'm not really role playing anything, just hitting strangers with sticks. To me, it's more of a physical outlet, something I do to keep my mind and body in shape in case of space marines, cuz shit happens when you party naked.
I believe in the sword and the shield. I fight for what I believe in, and defend those I care about. I rely on swiftness, in body and mind. I fight and live with celerity in my soul. I'm fast, like a cat, a cat riding another cat... who happens to be made of rocket cats.
In another time, in another place, I would have been a traveling blacksmith.
I have an unexplained weakness for cockney and Irish accents.
You should message me if
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Wub-a-lub A-dub-dub
You're a natural raconteur.
You are in fact the Dayman, fighter of the Nightman.
You’re not afraid to admit that life is a fucking mystery, no one knows what’s going on, and that doesn't bother you.

Okay, freals though, if you deeply identify with Asuna [SAO] or Legartha [Vikings], I am highly interested in meeting you.