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RVNS-Dez

24 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Airbender, Ravenclaw, Viking, shiftless layabout, Southern gentleman, Ravenous. A small handful of words I think encapsulate me reasonably well.

My highest ability scores are easily Agility and Luck.

I'm not on a journey of self-discovery, I've already found my center.

I like learning new things, picking up new skills.
I think before I talk. I prefer to listen, so tell me a story.

All of this is a working edit, so there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dude I don't know. Life is a mystery, and I just want to take it on as I see fit and face all the challenges that come with it. I want to forge my own path and tell my own story (I'm perfectly aware how lame that sounds #dealwithit).
I want my life to be an adventure, and I'm looking for others to share that adventure with. Pretty much, let's just do stuff, all the stuff, every stuff.
Also, I want to do something worthy of being considered "Lannister as fuck"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying up all night.
Baking baked.
Unnatural luck.
Perfect dodge.
Targeted guessing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Texts: Ender's Shadow, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Naked Economics, other books with more words

Films: Scott Pilgrim Saves the Day, Avengers, Shaun of the Hot Fuzz at World's End, Lord of the Hobbit, Miyazaki, Tyler Durden's Club, Ip Man, Bunraku, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Waking Life (a must watch for everyone I think), Cockneys VS Zombies, Snatch

Shows: Parks and Rec, Bravest Warriors, Adventure Finn and Father Jake, Louis, The Gang Disappoints Frank in Philadelphia, Archer Vice, Gravity Falls, Bob's Burgers never makes profit, The Mighty Boosh and The Council of Shaman, Community, Regular Show, Throne of Games, House of Cards, Anthony Bourdain Travels the World, Chozen, Rick and Morty, Vikings

Anime: Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Haruhi Suzamiya, Gurren Lagann, Angel Beats, PSG, RWBY

Vidya: Slash'EM, Battlefield/Titanfall, LoL/Smite, Starbound/Minecraft

Sounds: MUCC, Modestly Mousy, Johnny Ca$h [Kesha's $ found a new home], RHCP, Daft Punk, Owls in the City, Gorillaz, The xx, The Postal Service, John Mark Nelson, Childish Gambino, CALLmeKAT, The Glitch Mob, also covers & remixes

Edibles: Taco Bell, Pho [only if pronounced as foe], fresh baked bread, brie, tea, anything I can cook myself [my eggie in a basket alone is worth price of admission]

Comedians: Kyle Kinane, Louis C.K., George Carlin, Daniel Tosh, Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedburg. I really enjoy stand up comedy... like freals. I sometimes wish I could Truman Show Kyle Kinane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Valhalla
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Come back on Friday, I'll have figured something out by then, or not... don't judge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Dagorhir/Belegarth fighter, essentially a full contact medieval combat sport. It's a huge part of my life and something you should be aware of. Some think of it as LARPing, but I'm not really role playing anything, just hitting strangers with sticks. To me, it's more of a physical outlet, something I do to keep my mind and body in shape in case of space marines, cuz shit happens when you party naked.
I believe in the sword and the shield. I fight for what I believe in, and defend those I care about. I rely on swiftness, in body and mind. I fight and live with celerity in my soul. I'm fast, like a cat, a cat riding another cat... who happens to be made of rocket cats.
In another time, in another place, I would have been a traveling blacksmith.
I have an unexplained weakness for cockney and Irish accents.
You should message me if
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Wub-a-lub A-dub-dub
You think you have the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
You're a natural raconteur.
You think your hobby is better than sex.
You are in fact the Dayman, fighter of the Nightman.
You’re not afraid to admit that life is a fucking mystery, no one knows what’s going on, and that doesn't bother you.
You want to know more about this: Dagorhir

Okay, freals though, if you deeply identify with Asuna [SAO] or Legartha [Vikings], I am highly interested in meeting you.