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35 Petaluma, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 7:59pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Huh? Oh, hi
What I’m doing with my life
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I just moved to Petaluma. Aside from that, I'm working on world conquest
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-impersonating just about any accent or cartoon character you can think of
-swatting mosquitoes with the efficiency of Mr. Miyagi
-being a human dictionary
-helping people move
-making you think I'm going to lose a pool game to you when I'll actually win and make you very upset
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rather large head. It has its own climate and magnetic field
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Brave New World, Welcome to the Monkey House, Naked Lunch, the Monkey Wrench Gang, Inherit the Wind, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, A Clash of Kings, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Don't Sleep...There Are Snakes, Gorky Park, Perdido Street Station, God Is Not Great, Smilla's Sense of Snow(No one writes murder mysteries like Scandinavians), The Red Breast, Ghosts of Belfast, The Power of Myth, The Illustrated Man(Ray Bradbury, RIP)

Movies: Jaws, Animal House, Trading Places, In the Name of the Father, Royal Tenenbaums, Bedazzled(original Moore/Cooke one), 9 Iron, District 9, Diner, Fight Club, Slapshot, The Commitments, This Is Spinal Tap!, The Thing, Dumb & Dumber, Manhunter, Dirty Harry, Thank You For Smoking, Roger Dodger, River's Edge, The Spanish Prisoner, Sideways, No Country For Old Men, Lone Star, Bladerunner, Avengers, We Were Kings, Rabbit Proof Fence, Pale Rider, Hype!, Kung Fu Hustle, City of God, Office Space, Waking Ned Divine. I love classic film noir as much as a good documentary or B movie, lot's of genres.

Shows: Simpsons, South Park, BBC Planet Earth, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, Trailer Park Boys, Metalocalypse, Game Of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Luther, Spaced, BBC Sherlock, Doc Martin, An Idiot Abroad, Venture Bros., Stroker & Hoop

Music: Faith No More, Stevie Wonder, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Queens of the Stone Age, James Brown, Gang Starr, Pink Floyd, Slayer, Rush, All Systems Go, Television, King Crimson, Hawkwind, Rolling Stones, Average White Band, East of the Wall, Black Keys, Iron & Wine, The Police, Beastie Boys, DJ Shadow, Melvins, Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson, Tom Waits, Black Sabbath, Beck, Portishead, Fly Pan Am, Wu Tang Clan, Jesus Lizard, Rites of Spring, Death, Fugazi, Tool, Scott Weinrich, Sepultura, Blue Cheer, and countless others. The original list was way too long and was probably freaking people out. I tend to gravitate towards heavier stuff, but variety is the spice of life

Food: Italian,Japanese, Chinese, Mexican, Greek, Thai, American, anything really. I even think British food gets a bad rap, how can you dislike potpies?
The six things I could never do without
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1) Family
2) Music
3) Green tea
4) Good books
5) Being near a large body of water
6) Sock puppets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Falco's recording process for "Rock Me Amadeus"
-Happy trees
-Fluffy white cloud
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at home fiddling with guitar pedals, playing pool, shivering in a sleeping bag somewhere, etc. There is no typical Friday night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You know those indoor climbing gyms that everyone and their grandmother has pictures of? Never even set foot in one.
You should message me if
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you want to. Also, someone who could help show me around Sonoma would be cool. I feel I have more to explore