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Scruffus_Maximus

33 M Redwood City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a Bay Area boomerang, by which I mean that no matter how many times I leave this place, I always come back. I grew up in Washington DC and consider myself an Easterner at heart while still being a committed Californian.

I can't really come up with something profound or cheesy to describe what sort of person I am, but I will say that I'm a music nut, a film fanatic, a book worm, a traveler when I can be and a connoisseur of good beer. I don't take myself very seriously. I'm a bit of a searcher and ponderer, but there's more than meets the eye *cue Transformers theme song*
What I’m doing with my life
Working on a master's program in film and television. I ultimately strive to work in the business as a writer, but I'm also pursuing a long time goal of being a voice actor. So far I've done some amateur voice recordings for books on tape. For the past couple of months, I've been working for a food delivery service. In truth, it's one of the most mellow, simple and best paying jobs I've ever had! And while it's not my career, it's very viable for the time being.
I’m really good at
-impersonating just about any accent or cartoon character you can think of
-swatting mosquitoes with the efficiency of Mr. Miyagi
-being a human dictionary
-helping people move
-making you think I'm going to lose a pool game to you when I'll actually win and make you very upset
The first things people usually notice about me
My rather large head. It has its own climate and magnetic field
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Brave New World, Welcome to the Monkey House, Naked Lunch, the Monkey Wrench Gang, Inherit the Wind, 20, 000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, A Clash of Kings, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Don't Sleep...There Are Snakes, Gorky Park, Perdido Street Station, God Is Not Great, Smilla's Sense of Snow(No one writes murder mysteries like Scandinavians), The Red Breast, Ghosts of Belfast, The Power of Myth, The Illustrated Man(Ray Bradbury, RIP)

Movies: Jaws, Animal House, Trading Places, In the Name of the Father, Royal Tenenbaums, Bedazzled(original Moore/Cooke one), 9 Iron, District 9, Diner, Fight Club, Slapshot, The Commitments, This Is Spinal Tap!, The Thing, Dumb & Dumber, Manhunter, Dirty Harry, Thank You For Smoking, Roger Dodger, River's Edge, The Spanish Prisoner, Sideways, No Country For Old Men, Lone Star, Bladerunner, Avengers, We Were Kings, Rabbit Proof Fence, Pale Rider, Hype!, Kung Fu Hustle, City of God, Office Space, Waking Ned Divine. I love classic film noir as much as a good documentary or B movie, lot's of genres.

Shows: Simpsons, South Park, BBC Planet Earth, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, Trailer Park Boys, Metalocalypse, Game Of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Luther, Spaced, BBC Sherlock, Doc Martin, An Idiot Abroad, Venture Bros., Stroker & Hoop

Music: Faith No More, Stevie Wonder, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Queens of the Stone Age, James Brown, Gang Starr, Pink Floyd, Slayer, Rush, All Systems Go, Television, King Crimson, Hawkwind, Rolling Stones, Average White Band, East of the Wall, Black Keys, Iron & Wine, The Police, Beastie Boys, DJ Shadow, Melvins, Miles Benjamin Anthony Robinson, Tom Waits, Black Sabbath, Beck, Portishead, Fly Pan Am, Wu Tang Clan, Jesus Lizard, Rites of Spring, Death, Fugazi, Tool, Scott Weinrich, Sepultura, Blue Cheer, and countless others. The original list was way too long and was probably freaking people out. I tend to gravitate towards heavier stuff, but variety is the spice of life

Food: Italian,Japanese, Chinese, Mexican, Greek, Thai, American, anything really. I even think British food gets a bad rap, how can you dislike potpies? .
The six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Music
3) Green tea
4) Good books
5) Being near a large body of water
6) Sock puppets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-My ever-expanding family
-The role of the US on the global stage in coming years
-the crisis of the so-called American "culture wars" and their detrimental effect on education, policy, etc.
-Pre-human prehistory and paleontology
-Exploring new wildernesses
-Where I will be living in the next few years
-Upcoming shows(music, comedy, etc.)
-What a Mad Max-style post apocalyptic scenario would really look like, and what crazy survivor clothes I'd be wearing
-Beliefs, and why and how people have them
-Stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
doing things. Gym, writing, bar with friends, movies, thumb wars, home brewing, etc. Friday nights generally aren't typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't touch my toes while standing up
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You wish to take over the world *cue Pinky & the Brain theme song*

-You want to catch some live music or visit some obscure locale

-You haven't written "I love to laugh" on your profile. I have yet to meet anyone who hates laughing