A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, lived my evil twin. Or is she the good twin? Do I even have a twin? Probably not, I'm pretty sure I'd know about that. But hey, you never know. (Plot twist!)
To be honest, I'm just a poor girl, I need no sympathy. Cause I'm easy come, easy go...oh wait....Never mind that last bit. The poor girl bits kinda true though (life, man, life.)
Once upon a time, there lived a girl on the planet EARTH. Her name was "R" and she did things that were unique and magical (not too magical mind you, nothing overly dangerous); like eat waffles and pet kitty cats. (I like to keep it simple.) I am NOT a vampire (ew, gross, icky). Or a unicorn (stabby horn on my head? Nah. Sounds like it would make snuggling uncomfortable).
I might secretly be an alien though (You never really know these days, do you?).
Are you still reading? If you actually care, read on to this list of RANDOM FUN FACTS!
-I participate in NaNoWriMo[.org] (if that doesn't spell crazy i don't know what does - or you know, motivated and good with deadlines) It's cool. If you like insanity and writing then you should try it too!
-I still don't understand twitter. Chirp chirp? No wait...tweet tweet?
-I love punny and cheesy jokes. (soooo cheesy. You can never have enough cheese. Especially sharp cheddar.)
- Favorite desert: brownies (No nuts. I'd die.)
-If you don't like gay people (LGBTQ), you won't like some of my best friends, and me, so don't even bother (No. Seriously. Don't even message me. Turn back now. Go away.)
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Ahahahaha.
-How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
-I'm a writer and an artist. I love to get high and write/draw for hours and hours on end, late into the night ("Who" you said? Me? A night owl? Definitely!)
-420 friendly (cause come on, really? getting high is great.)