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RWhap

22 F Raquette Lake, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hi. I'm "R".

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, lived my evil twin. Or is she the good twin? Do I even have a twin? Probably not, I'm pretty sure I'd know about that. But hey, you never know.

Plot twist.

To be honest, I'm just a poor girl, I need no sympathy. Cause I'm easy come, easy go...oh wait....Never mind that last bit. The poor girl bits kinda true though (life, man.)

Once upon a time, there lived a girl on the planet EARTH. Her name was "R" and she did things that were unique and magicall(not too magical mind you, nothing overly dangerous); like eat waffles and pet kitty cats. (I keep it classy) I am NOT a vampire (ew, gross, icky). Or a unicorn (stabby horn on my head? Nah. Sounds like it would make snuggling uncomfortable).

I might secretly be an alien though (You never really know these days, do you?).

Are you still reading? If you actually care, read on to this list of RANDOM FUN FACTS!
-I participate in NaNoWriMo[.org] (if that doesn't spell crazy i don't know what does - or you know, motivated and good with deadlines) It's cool. If you like insanity and writing then you should try it too!
-I still don't understand twitter. Chirp chirp? No wait...tweet tweet?
-I love punny and cheesy jokes. (soooo cheesy. You can never have enough cheese. Especially sharp cheddar.)
- Favorite desert: brownies (No nuts. I'd die.)
-If you don't like gay people (LGBTQ), you won't like some of my best friends, and me, so don't even bother (No. Seriously. Don't even message me. Turn back now. Go away.)
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Ahahahaha.
-How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
-I'm a writer and an artist. So, prepare for some weirdness on occasion.
What I’m doing with my life
Work. After that, maybe some interesting certifications, and some more work mixed in between. And you know, striving to me a published author one day and a massage therapist. For now, planning to move states for six months. Weird.
I’m really good at
Being magical and fantastical. I CAN show you the world. Shining. Shimmering. Splendid. Not splenda, now mind you - that's sugar. That goes in tea. I like tea. I'm good at drinking tea with sugar in it. So I guess that applies here. I guess that's not quite what this means. Huh. I'm good at snuggling. And back scratches. And murde- I mean. Uh, not that last one. That's probably the evil twin. I wouldn't know.
The first things people usually notice about me
That something is blocking out the light. Maybe. If you're shorter than 5ft4. Or maybe you're sitting down? Huh. Probably not that then. Probably my face with the glasses and things. That sounds about right. Never really been told otherwise. I'll let you judge that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Glass Harmonica, False Memory, Seize the Night, Night, LOTR (ROTK), Zel, The Glass Castle, The Count of Monte Cristo, Frankenstein, Daughter of the Forest, Twist and Shout, etc. (Just a few that come to mind.)

Movies:
How to Train Your Dragon, Avengers, Across the Universe, My Neighbor Totoro, Prince of Persia, Star Dust, 10 Inch Hero, Captain America, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, HP, etc.

Shows:
Supernatural, Doctor Who, Adventure Time, ANTM, Raising Hope, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Avatar the Last Airbender, Sherlock,

Music:
Imagine Dragons, Jason Mraz, Citizen Cope, Jack Johnson,
Ludovico Einaudi, Iron and Wine, Bruno Mars, Mumford and Sons, Mika, Daft Punk, Andrew Bird, Regina Spektor, Rufus Wainright.

Food:
Salt.
Salt.
Salt.
Crunchy salty food.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Potatoes.
Salty potatoes.
Cheese.
Cheesy potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
1. Something to write on/with.
2. Salty crunchy things.
3. Oxygen
4. A daily shower.
5. Make-up and shit to make me look sparkly and magical. I'm kidding. I don't really care. I meant humor.
6. A laptop/phone. Because I'm addicted to the internet and finding random writing inspiration.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing. I think about writing stories all the time. Lots of different plots and stuff. Magical. Fantastical. People doing things. ADVENTURES.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with people I care about, or being a lazy bum on my laptop in bed. Or both. Both is good. If I'm unlucky, working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm wacky, and NOT actually an alien. I promise.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think I'm swanky. And by swanky I mean interesting. Your choice.

You want answers to random questions like:
What story idea is floating in my head right now?
What is it like to live in a wilderness area?
Why am I trying to take over the world?
Would you be a good candidate to join my evil army or awesome?

DO NOT message me if all you can think to say is "hey" or "what up". Please try to be interesting. I probably won't respond if you give me one word or "hey u". Spell things out, atleast. Try? Please. Even if your only real goal is to get into my pants. I'ma classy ass lady. I'm not putting out the first night, gents.