Oh herro.

Here are some things you should know.

-I cook.
-I'm told I'm dapper. Sometimes.
-I am drama free.
-I'm told I'm mysterious. Comes with being a scorpio, I guess.
-I am not very photogenic.
-I'm comfortable in my skin.
-I'm well mannered and a gentleman.
-I like tattoos, but I don't have any.
-I rap. My current rap name is Rude McClanahan, but I'm open to suggestions. Respect to those who get the reference.
-I often say "get it, girl"
-I usually say it to other men in order to induce awkward laughter and slight discomfort.
-I talk in my sleep, but only if I'm spoken to.
-I accept gifts.
-Instagram: rude_mcclanahan_

listen to my raps! I haven't posted them all. Actually I only actually rap on two of these. The rest are all just beats by me.

https://soundcloud.com/rude_mcclanahan

More to come.

I work in the pictures.

funny accents. untangling knots. subtle humor. cuddles! advice. scrabble, although I much prefer banannagrams.

That I'm very comfortable with strangers.

My favorite movie of 2012 was Beasts of the Southern Wild. There are still so many movies to see on my list, so if you want to see something hit me up!!

Favorite movies:
So fucking many. All Coen Brothers, PT Anderson, The Jerk, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dumb and Dumber, Trading Places, mostly anything Bill Murray. JFK, Gilliam Movies. Guillermo Del Toro movies. I could go on forever- I like everything from Godard to Troop Beverly Hills. I like turtles. er... I mean, movies.

Favorite album is Talking Heads' Speaking in Tongues.

Music I like:
Alt+J, Com Truise, Lee Hazlewood, Early Outkast albums, MS MR, Nas, Flying Lotus, Otis Redding, Cut Copy, Kavinsky, Sebastien Tellier, Charles Aznavour, Ray Charles, Louis Prima & Keely Smith, Daft Punk, Talking Heads, LCD Soundsystem, Madlib, ATCQ, A$ap Rocky, Kendrick Lamar, Queen, Janis Joplin, Paul Simon, ugh I'm so tired of this.

I like food. Nice places, hole in the walls, kbbq, vegan restaurants. All of the above.

TV: There's always money in the banana stand. I love the Weirs. Top Chef was better with Padme. Walking Dead is the best zombie show ever, but solely because it's the only zombie show ever. Homeland is getting a little dumb in season 2. HOUSE OF MOTHERFUCKING CARDS IS AMAAAAZING.

Books: I always felt bad for Piggy. Orwell was wrong; Huxley was right. Black Hole (i hope Fincher follows through on the film adaptation).

Good people.
Good food.
Good music.
Good conversation.
Good stories.
A good drink once in a while wouldn't hurt either.

Friends and family. How to better myself. How to make cool sounding shit. Where the fuck are my keys? Why am I here? Is this real life?

Having dinner and drinks with family or friends. watching a movie. Occasionally staying in to work on some personal projects. Dancing.

Nice try, OKCupid.

you're good at being social, but choose to not always exercise that skill. you want to be friends. you want to date. speaking french is a giant giant plus, but by no means a necessity. you like sharing knowledge. you want dinner. you're open.

you're looking for a partner in crime.