My name is Ryan. I'm pretty much your average white guy in most every way. (Wow, what a great opening line to use to sell yourself. I'm sure all the girls are interested right now.)

In all honesty, I know I have plenty to offer, and am pretty amazing, not to seem conceited. I just don't mind self-deprecating jokes. I'm able to find the humor in everything, and if I couldn't make fun of and laugh at myself then I'd probably would go insane.

I'm a pretty optomistic, fun-loving person. I love to go out and have fun, be it seeing movies, shopping, hiking or anything else. I also enjoy a good day just staying in, watching movies, playing video games, and stuffing my face with Goldfish. I have a great family, and have two little sisters who are some of the most important people in my life.

I'm what most people would consider pretty nerdy, but when I'm not in the privacy of my own home I'm pretty good at hiding that and I can still get along fine socially. I enjoy reading comic books, watching cartoons, and riding on my Heelys. I don't think I'll ever truly grow out of my childhood.

Currently I'm trying to cause a freak lab accident to occur in my basement, causing me to gain superpowers that I can use to save others. So far all I've done is give myself a really bad rash.

Besides that, I'm just out trying to enjoy life and have fun while balancing school and a part time retail job. Not exactly my idea of a great place to work, and I know I'm meant for more, but there's not much else I can do that works well with school schedules.

I'm majoring in digital animation at CU's Denver campus, hopefully so I can one day work in the television or movie industry. Before that I was a marketing, then film, and then creative writing major. I've always known I want to work in entertainment, it just took me a while to figure out exactly what area.

I've also begun working out on a regular basis again. Since highschool I became caught up in school and got lazy in this regard, but I'm tired of it, and want to get my body back in great shape again.

Tying my shoes
Procrastinating
Dancing
Counting to ten on my fingers (twenty if I take off my shoes!)
Spinning in circles
Giving massages
Playing hopscotch
Giving hugs
Sleeping then eating then sleeping then eating then...
Watching movies
Heelying
Writing
Drawing
Blowing stuff up
Whipping my hair back and forth
Dancing and singing like a crazy fool while driving
Thrift shopping
Keeping ceilings from holding me
Turning everything into a dirty joke
Also turning everything into a musical reference

Which of those are true? Which are false? That's for me to know and you to find out! I'd say I'm pretty good at being awesome in general.

My gigantic manly muscles and my huge, bulging package.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to be honest here? In that case I get compliments on my deep, sparkling, sensual, blue eyes and my deep, commanding, manly voice...sorry, I got carried away there fantasizing about myself. *Ahem!* Anyway, the point is, those are the things I get complimented on all the time, so I'd say those are probably my best features.

Aside from physical features, I'm not sure what people notice about me first, I've never really asked anyone that question.

I know I'm often told how funny, odd, or quirky I can be. I've been compared to Andy Samberg and Zach Braff in terms of the way I act, so maybe something along those lines?

I've been compared to Adrian Brody before in the looks department. I'm still not sure if that's an insult or a compliment, though.

Books: I'm a big comic book reader, and I'm not ashamed to say it. I love the larger than life fun tales and characters you can find in the genre. It gives me optimism, and there are times I wish I lived in a world where heroes with superpowers really were around to save the day.

Movies: Too many to name, so I'll just start with the obvious ones. I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars, The Marvel superhero movies, Indiana Jones, pretty much anything horror. There's so much I like, it's hard for me to narrow it all down to one movie. All three Toy Story movies are pretty much the best movies in the world. I can watch them over and over. Besides just being good, I just have a personal connection to them.

Shows: Way too many for me to list here too. As far as American television goes, I love Supernatural, The Office, The Walking Dead, and Game of Thrones. The list goes on and on, but I could just keep going. I also have my immature kid side, and watch TONS of kids' cartoons. I also watch a lot of anime and live-action Japanese series. I grew up on Transformers, and it's the one thing that I've never lost interest in from childhood all the way until now.

Music: Give me a beat and I'll dance to it. It depends on my mood, but I pretty much like anything except modern country music. I guess what I've been listening to a lot recently mostly consists of:

Maroon Five
Childish Gambino
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Karmin
Hoodie Allen
Fun.
Hot Chelle Rae
Imagine Dragons
Kid Cudi
Wiz Khalifa
ZZ Ward
Mac Miller
Chiddy Bang

and then I have my guilty pleasure bands (don't judge) like:

One Direction
Ke$ha
Carlee Rae Jepsen (I have an unhealthy obsession with her music. I like all of it, more than just 'Call me Maybe.' I legitimately listen to her music because it makes me happy and is fun to listen to. My computer's name is even named after her.)

Food: Anything...ANYTHING. You put food in front of me, I'll eat it. Theres only a few things I can think of that I don't like, and I'm always up for trying something new. I guess my favorites would be hamburgers, hot wings, and pizza. I think I could live off just those three foods and survive happily.

Love
Family
Friends
Food
Sleep
Kool-Aid

Where I'm going in my life. Relationships, jobs, school, I often just wonder where it's all going to lead to.

On a less serious note, my thoughts tend to go pretty ADHD when I'm left to stew by myself. I think if people could peer into my mind they would get lost, never find a way out, and forever be traumatized.

Out secret agenting. Performing duties that I'm not proud of, but have to be done to save the lives of others. The best part of the job has to be having a grappling hook. And wearing nice suits. And martinis. And cool cars. And all the beautiful women. And...

Assuming I'm not working, I'm out barhopping, sitting around with friends, or at home relaxing with a good movie or television series.

Everything really. I'm very open and don't hide anything. I don't run around shouting every unnecessary detail about myself, but even if we've just met, all you have to do is ask and I'm more than willing to tell you.

I guess I should say something here though. Toy Story 3 is the only movie to ever make me cry. I'm not talking feel sad or make my eyes tear up a bit. I'm talking full on tears down my face sniffling baby status. Still happens to me every time I watch it.

You find me interesting (And let's be honest, how could you not?) :P

If you have a question or just want to talk, just send me a message, I'll more than likely answer anything you have to send me!