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26 Martinsburg, WV Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 27, 2014
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
A little extra
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've seen things that you wouldn't believe. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Like... eggs on a hooker's stomach. All these moments. Lost in time. Time.... to die.

Hi there! Some random facts about me in no particular order:

I am passionate about animals and I just started horseback riding after a long hiatus. I have a cat, 3 snakes, and 2 rats... they are my life and my love.

Someday I hope to own a small farm. But really, I just want a house goat.

I am a licensed attorney.

I am going to school to be a vet tech.

I own a cabin in the woods. It is my secret sanctuary.

I recently went to Israel and it changed my outlook on organized religion.... I am now proud to call and consider myself Jewish.

I'm a classic introvert with a very strong personality. My friends describe me to their friends as someone "you either love or hate immediately" when preparing them to meet me.

I love living in a rural area. I lived in Baltimore City for several years and while I liked that, as well, I prefer quiet roads, no traffic, lots of land, and pretty scenery. And not getting shot.

I'm a realist.

I'm an ex party-kid, and sometimes that oozes back into my reality. Take from that what you will.

I love hiking and being outdoors. I love target shooting.

I love Star Trek. K'plah.

There's little I appreciate more than a well-cooked meal.

I asked my friends to describe me and this is what they listed: Direct, honest, clever, creative, animal lover, good humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I set my mind to. *glitter cannon*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming charisma and radiant personality.

My frequent mention of cats.

That I have the spirit of a hustler.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As far as music, I listen to classic rock, drum n bass and breaks. I used to be hardcore into the "rave scene", but now I pretty much just listen to the radio while driving... getting old. Here is the obligatory list of favorite bands/djs: Matrix & Futurebound, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Krafty Kuts w/ A Skillz, Icey, Sigma, Steve Miller Band, CCR, Yes, Bad Company, Chase & Status, AK 1200, DJ Happs, Zedd, Andy C, Far Too Loud, Tech Nine, Orbital, Jay Z, The Good Rats, etc etc etc.

Movies/TV... I'm into Sci Fi and Horror, some Comedy. Currently watching: Adventure Time, Ripper Street, The Walking Dead, Wilfred, The Following, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny, and Being Human.
My favorite TV show of all time was Battlestar Galactica with Firefly as a close second. ATHF holds a special place in my heart, too.

I have a minor obsession with chestbursters.

Food - I will eat pretty much anything. I love trying out new places, from dive bars to upscale restaurants. My favorite place is Pazo's in Baltimore, MD. My favorite cuisine is Italian or Mexican (everyone's standard response, I've noticed). I am a burrito fiend.

Books - To be honest, I haven't read much of anything since I had started law school. I'm on the 3rd Game of Thrones novel at the moment. I did just read A Stitch In Time by Andrew Robinson, a Star Trek book written by the actor who played Elim Garak in DS9. Annnnnnd I've lost you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Close friends
Target tanktops
The internet
Comfy blankets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whywolves, creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry and bloodlust.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home sleeping, surfing the web, watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is tough. I don't have many private things I can even think of. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live on a farm with tons of animals.

You want to do a ton of outdoor stuff this summer!

I am looking for friends first, relationships later. I am not opposed to a long-term relationship, at all, but my priority is making new friends.

Things that are important qualities: 
1) Honesty, brutal, unrelenting, can't-shut-up honesty. 
2) Loyalty 
3) Someone who knows how to give space. I'm not a cuddler, I'm not into romantic gestures or a bunch of girly bs. I don't need all the fluff and frills. But I do love me some stuffed animals.
4) Someone with an education.
5) Someone who loves animals and also wants a mini-zoo. :) 
6) Someone who can take a joke, even at their own expense. 

And may those inspiring words from the classic “Juicy” by the late great Biggie Smalls be heard by all…“Fuck all you hoes”. That is all.