Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've seen things that you wouldn't believe. Dinosaurs nuzzling
their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Like... eggs
on a hooker's stomach. All these moments. Lost in time. Time.... to
Hi there! Some random facts about me in no particular order:
Someday I hope to own a small farm. But really, I just want a house
I am a licensed attorney.
I own a cabin in the woods. It is my secret sanctuary.
I'm a classic introvert with a very strong personality. My friends
describe me to their friends as someone "you either love or hate
immediately" when preparing them to meet me.
I love living in a rural area. I lived in Baltimore City for
several years and while I liked that, as well, I prefer quiet
roads, no traffic, lots of land, and pretty scenery. And not
I'm a realist.
I'm an ex party-kid, and sometimes that oozes back into my reality.
Take from that what you will.
I love hiking and being outdoors. I love target shooting.
I love Star Trek. K'plah.
There's little I appreciate more than a well-cooked meal.
I asked my friends to describe me and this is what they listed:
Direct, honest, clever, creative, animal lover, good humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I set my mind to. *glitter cannon*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My charming charisma and radiant personality.
My frequent mention of cats.
That I have the spirit of a hustler.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I haven't been on here in two years, and now literally nothing I
wrote is still accurate and I'm too lazy to update it. I like my
bed. It's my favorite. Also, cats... comics... spending money on
toys. And other things that I'll probably never fill out because
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whywolves, creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry and
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home sleeping, surfing the web, watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is tough. I don't have many private things I can even think
of. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live on a farm with tons of animals.
You want to do a ton of outdoor stuff this summer!
I am looking for friends first, relationships later. I am not
opposed to a long-term relationship, at all, but my priority is
making new friends.
Things that are important qualities:
1) Honesty, brutal, unrelenting, can't-shut-up honesty.
3) Someone who knows how to give space. I'm not a cuddler, I'm not
into romantic gestures or a bunch of girly bs. I don't need all the
fluff and frills. But I do love me some stuffed animals.
4) Someone with an education.
5) Someone who loves animals and also wants a mini-zoo.
6) Someone who can take a joke, even at their own
And may those inspiring words from the classic “Juicy” by the late
great Biggie Smalls be heard by all…“Fuck all you hoes”. That is
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