27 Martinsburg, WV
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My self-summary
I've seen things that you wouldn't believe. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip malls should be. Like... eggs on a hooker's stomach. All these moments. Lost in time. Time.... to die.

Hi there! Some random facts about me in no particular order:

Someday I hope to own a small farm. But really, I just want a house goat.

I am a licensed attorney.

I own a cabin in the woods. It is my secret sanctuary.

I'm a classic introvert with a very strong personality. My friends describe me to their friends as someone "you either love or hate immediately" when preparing them to meet me.

I love living in a rural area. I lived in Baltimore City for several years and while I liked that, as well, I prefer quiet roads, no traffic, lots of land, and pretty scenery. And not getting shot.

I'm a realist.

I'm an ex party-kid, and sometimes that oozes back into my reality. Take from that what you will.

I love hiking and being outdoors. I love target shooting.

I love Star Trek. K'plah.

There's little I appreciate more than a well-cooked meal.

I asked my friends to describe me and this is what they listed: Direct, honest, clever, creative, animal lover, good humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it as much as possible.
I’m really good at
anything I set my mind to. *glitter cannon*
The first things people usually notice about me
My charming charisma and radiant personality.

My frequent mention of cats.

That I have the spirit of a hustler.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I haven't been on here in two years, and now literally nothing I wrote is still accurate and I'm too lazy to update it. I like my bed. It's my favorite. Also, cats... comics... spending money on toys. And other things that I'll probably never fill out because fuck it.
The six things I could never do without
Close friends
Target tanktops
The internet
Comfy blankets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whywolves, creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry and bloodlust.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home sleeping, surfing the web, watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is tough. I don't have many private things I can even think of. I'm an open book.
You should message me if
You live on a farm with tons of animals.

You want to do a ton of outdoor stuff this summer!

I am looking for friends first, relationships later. I am not opposed to a long-term relationship, at all, but my priority is making new friends.

Things that are important qualities: 
1) Honesty, brutal, unrelenting, can't-shut-up honesty. 
2) Loyalty 
3) Someone who knows how to give space. I'm not a cuddler, I'm not into romantic gestures or a bunch of girly bs. I don't need all the fluff and frills. But I do love me some stuffed animals.
4) Someone with an education.
5) Someone who loves animals and also wants a mini-zoo. :) 
6) Someone who can take a joke, even at their own expense. 

And may those inspiring words from the classic “Juicy” by the late great Biggie Smalls be heard by all…“Fuck all you hoes”. That is all.