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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 8:11pm
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
My self-summary
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Instagram @VelociRaabtor
^This will show a better representation of who I am; my style, sense of humor, my passion, etc. For your entertainment as well, if you enjoy laughing.


I'm the oldest of 4 boys, which is why I look the way I do...Im tall, slender, long egg-shaped head because I was the first to exit through the play doh pusher. Had to break the seal, to pave the way for my siblings. All my brothers heads and bodies get more proportional one after the other. Leaving my youngest brother to look like Hey Arnold! Stewie Griffin, or Bobby's world...whatever age you can reference to.

Music, art, good laughs, friends/family, good eats and fun are what I tend to be about! Basically trying to maintain an A1 lifestyle. Its not just the best sauce for any of your dipping needs, but it merely is the status quo!

Born and raised from Chicago, il. After high-school I decided to pursue a promising career, instead of going to college. That career was being a Union Local 2 Stagehand. Precisely pursuing in the "rigging" aspect of the job. After 7 years of the greatest experiences and working with some of the greatest crew members, I decided I needed something new. Love Chicago, but it was time for much needed change! I now love this area just as much! I just REALLY miss lightning/thunderstorms, and the amazing food back home!

Im a Leader!

Im creative
Im confident
Im going to speak up
Im honest
Im aggressive
Im out going
Im open-minded
Im active
Im artistic (not autistic)
Im funny
Im fun
Im interesting
Im spontaneous
Im enjoying life
Im stubborn in a way
Im chill
Im rad

Im not rich
Im not snobby
Im not stuck up
Im not egotistical
Im not lame
Im not normal
Im not hipster
Im not BUFF
Im not a slob
Im not boring
Im not typical
Im not cliche
Im not going to say JK
Im not shy
Im not a genius
Im not dumb

(I know all those im's were without the apostrophe, no big deal!)

What I’m doing with my life
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Been here now 3 years from Chicago, il, born and raised. I DID IT MOM, Im not in a body bag; yet! Left an old life, started a new life. Surviving and I'm the happiest I've ever been! Living A1.

Looking for some new friends/family.
I'm pursuing in becoming a comedian.
Free-lance web series writing/acting/filming/editing
I thoroughly enjoy doing artful activities!(Painting/Cooking/Drawing)
I wish I could travel to space!
^This is my life as well, career wise^

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Being charmingly rude
Creating fun with whatever I got
Having deep awesome conversations
Being supportive
Avoiding drama
Being trusted
Being a man-child, but mature when I need
And cooking! I can cook some tasty meals. Chef A1
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sarcasm or my charm ;]
I've been told I have kind eyes...
Also a jewy-Italian nose. I'm not to keen on it, I have gotten complimented on it. Nose compliments weird me out...and not too much weirds me out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Sunshine, Inception, Any Wes Anderson Movie!, Fountain, Grandma's Boy, Tron, etc.....

TV- The Office, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad(Duhh), Bob's Burgers, Party Down, Archer, Always Sunny, Curb your Enthusiasm, Bill Maher, Tosh.O, Workaholics, Planet Earth/Life
It's hard to watch TV without cable or much interest to keep up with shows.

I listen to a lot of instrumental music; because it's nice to not hear a human complain for once in awhile.

Metal and many (sub)genres of Metal(not nu-metal)! A few of my favorite bands are: TesseracT, Vildjharta, Beneath The Massacre, The Safety Fire, Veil of Maya, Stray From The Path, Meshuggah, Monuments, Plini, Chon, The Dillinger Eacape Plan, Scale The Summit, Periphery, Glass Cloud, Tony Danza TapDance Extravaganza, Entities, Aristeia, Northlane, After the Burial, Within The Ruins, Volumes...list goes forever

Also I enjoy some talented, unique music from other genres! The Mars Volta! The Dear Hunter!

Love me some dirty Hip-hop! CURREN$Y is the best!
Chance the Rapper! "Boo bwahh"
And The Weeknd!

QUEEN will forever be a favorite!

FOOD_ Im not too picky at all. I enjoy most everything, but coconut and olives. I love seafood the most!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•My brain
•Water or tea
•A comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
•Hockey (Blackhawks!)
I try to think about everything, it's tough
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or Stand up comedy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 4 step dads.
I am a sucker for a woman with glasses!
I thoroughly enjoy dancing, drunk or not.
I used to have an addiction to heroin, which i know is down right terrible, but i have been clean 3 years with no intentions of relapsing. Thats some private shit...
You should message me if
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Message me if you find any of my profile interesting enough, with the sight of some photos of me! Right? Message if you HONESTLY have intentions of trying to meet someone different and unique. Thats what this is for? NAaaaaahhhhhh, its totally to feed your ego!

I'm sure you get swarmed with creepy men. I really feel most of you woman need to start messaging more! Especially take initiative to chat if you "get matched"
Its a new era of meeting new people! Take advantage, and take it on!
I did SIGN up for this and filled out a profile... so why not?