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Here is the premiere of our new web series! Stay tuned for more episodes!! [I am the bum named Jager] http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/14abeb733a/jager-bomb-pilot?playlist=339398

Also we released a 2nd episode. Basically the video helps show who I am more than some Photos! So please view! It means a lot to me!

I will try this out! Here is an actual full on description of me! Test me out! I guarantee I am way more fun than your typical Ed Hardy/Tapout/Abercrombie/Crocs wearing slob! Just think about it! FOREALIFE!

Music, Art, Good laughs, Friends, and Fun are what I tend to be about! Fresh to LA from Chicago where I lived all around the North/Eastern side of Illinois. Love Chicago! I love this area though! Part time working, while doing Stand up comedy, Free-lance web series acting/filming/editing. Been in a slow process of creating my own apparel company! Basically I love to do artful activities! I wish I could travel too space! That would be my ideal date with a special woman! AYOOO!!!!! I like smoking weed! I like a woman that wears as little of make up as possible!!! FOREALIFE! Scheme'n & Struggle'n

Im a Leader!

Im creative
Im going too speak up
Im honest
Im aggressive
Im tat'd up
Im out going
Im open-minded
Im active
Im artistic (not autistic)
Im funny
Im fun
Im interesting
Im spontaneous
Im WEIRD
Im random
Im enjoying life
Im stubborn in a way
Im chill
Im rad

Im not rich
Im not snobby
Im not stuck up
Im not egotistical
Im not lame
Im not fat
Im not normal
Im not gay
Im not hipster
Im not BUFF
Im not a slob
Im not boring
Im not typical
Im not cliche
Im not going too say JK
Im not shy
Im not a genius
Im not dumb

_raab

Just moved to Hollyweird from Chicago, Ill. Basically starting fresh again; and dabbling around in everything! Doing stand-up comedy at the moment! In the midst of creating a web-series called "Jäger Bomb"! Check it out on Funnyordie.com. Also slowly putting together my own Apparel company!

Looking for some new friends. And a lady to have some fun with. I am very open to any activities, and also very open to just relaxing inside!

Making people laugh!
And art!
Being charmingly rude!
Creating fun with whatever I got!
Having deep awesome conversations!
Cuddling!
Spooning!
Being supportive!
Avoiding drama!
Being trusted!
Being a man-child, but mature when I need!
Being a "giver" ;]
And cooking!

My sarcasm or my charm! ;D My gentle eyes?

Movies: Sunshine, inception, Any Wes Anderson Movie!, Fountain, Grandma's Boy, Due Date, Tron, etc.....
Music- Metal and many (sub)genres of Metal(not nu-metal)!
Also I like talented, unique, good music from other genres!
Love me some dirty Hip-hop! CURREN$Y is the best!
And The Weeknd!

Music_Sandwiches_Pizza_Burritos_Chinese food_Internet_Shoes_Tank Tops_Entertainment_Arts&Crafts_Space photos_Water_Iced Teas_Video Camera_Friends_Family_Interaction with humans!

Thinking

Working or Stand up comedy!

I am a sucker for a woman with glasses!
I thoroughly enjoy dancing!

Message me if you find any of my profile interesting enough, with the sight of some photos of me! Also if you like to drink wine, smoke weed, and have one on one fun!