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27 F Okinawa, Japan

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:31pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**TLDR: Nerdy, artsy, slightly dorky Gaijin grammar-nazi.
Likes: beards, musicians, procrastinating, and cooking
Dislikes: spiders, unintelligence, mochi, and cell phones
Received messages that only say, "Sup", "Hey", "How r u", etc. will be summarily deleted.**


Now, if you're interested in reading the novel (and naturally, I recommend that you do, since I spent a lot of time on it):

I am a young adult whose past includes a healthy childhood, rough teen years, a complete high school education, a marriage (and subsequent divorce) without children, a long line of restaurant and bar jobs, and continuing college education.

I am convinced that the best years of my life are still ahead of me.

Presently pursuing fluency in the Japanese language (currently finishing a year living abroad in Japan), a healthier lifestyle, and my own personal happy ending.

Trivia: I can recite "The Walrus and the Carpenter" and "Jabberwocky" (Through the Looking Glass) and "Yukon Ho!" (Calvin and Hobbes) from memory; my industrial is my favorite piercing; I was a several-time beauty pageant winner in my youth; I choose Picard over Kirk; Tank Girl is my hero; I know rudimentary HTML, as my profile might suggest; I love facial hair on men (I suppose I don't have anything specifically against it on women, either?); I swear...a lot; I hate wearing a bra; Love drag shows; I sometimes snort when I laugh; I find status symbols distasteful; I like playing healers, thief/rogues, and kender/halflings in RPGs; I never use "lol", but I sometimes use "lawl" ironically; I never clip my pinkie nails; I have herpes; I weigh about 118lbs (and I have since 8th grade); I was born in Texas, but I've spent most of my life in Alaska; I sometimes drink milk right from the carton; I hate being alone; I'm a 2 on the Kinsey scale; I'm a true arachnophobe; I believe that there are 3 kinds of people: Savages, Humans, and Friends (they aren't mutually exclusive, ask me about it); I see nothing wrong with peeing in the shower; I am a "night person"; I have three tattoos, and one is self-administered; I'm against shaving my legs regularly; I feel sad for the children (and adults!) who don't know that the Lion King is basically Hamlet where everyone lives at the end; One of my favorite sayings is "Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit" and it happens to be the only Latin I know; I wear a claddagh
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on improving myself is number one on the list, be it through education, travel, reading, meditation, or what have you.

Ultimately, I'm looking for a Cutie McBooty to take back to the greater Northland with me someday to start a family.

Studying Japanese language and culture via university. I've spent a year living in Hiroshima to further this goal, and am returning to the US at the beginning of September 2014.

Supplementing this mortal coil with (sometimes painfully) exciting adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I excel at all versions of Soul Calibur (playing Seung Mina), English spelling and grammar, shoulder rubs, collaging, singing, interpreting social cues, making a damn mean lasagna, swimming, driving a car, laughing (and talking) very loudly, and expressing myself verbally and textually.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From the front, that I'm very young-looking...from the back, that I have a shapely rear.

I've also been told that my "neutral face" looks very much like a "pissed off face".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Watership Down, Brian Jaques` Redwall series, everything Douglas Adams, RA Salvatore's drow series, Robert Asprin's Myth books, Terry Pratchet's Discworld stuff, Anne Rice's vampire series, Madeleine L'Engle's A Wrinkle in Time series, Peter Benchley's Jaws and Beast, a jillion Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms books (Chronicles series = <3, naturally), Ender's Game, Lord of the Flies, The Giver, Coraline, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Caverns of Socrates, White Fang, and The Bard's Midsummer Night's Dream

Graphic Novels/Comics: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Elfquest, Mouseguard, The Mice Templar, Tank Girl, Sandman: Endless Nights, Firefly, We3

Film: Everything Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction both rank really high), everything Monty Python, everything Ralph Bakshi (Fire and Ice, Wizards = <3), most things Tim Burton, most things Hayao Miyazaki, Disney's Alice in Wonderland - Peter Pan - Fantasia - Robin Hood - The Fox and the Hound, Snatch, Suicide Club, Milo and Otis, Yellow Submarine, The Good The Bad The Weird, Drugstore Cowboy, Gran Torino, The Fifth Element, Choke, Moon, Party Monster, Cowboys and Aliens, Fight Club, A Midsummer Night's Dream (1999 version with Kevin Kline, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Sam Rockwell), Waterworld, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Hot Fuzz and Shawn of the Dead, Interstella 5555, Heavy Metal, Sin City, Gentleman Broncos, To Wong Foo, Juno, The Big Lebowski, Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge, Kung Fu Hustle, The Cell, Super Troopers, Tommy (the '70's rock opera), I Heart Huckabees, Reduced Shakespeare, Firefly and Serenity, Dead Like Me, Futurama, Jack of All Trades, Family Guy, Shin Chan, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, ATHF, Archer, Venture Brothers, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Flight of the Conchords, Star Trek: TNG, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served

I also greatly enjoy theater and have been in/seen many different performances! I love "Into the Woods", "Jesus Christ Superstar", "Phantom of the Opera", and anything Shakespeare.

Music: Gorillaz (no1 band...and the music video for Stylo basically makes me cream my pants), Daft Punk (no2 band), The Prodigy, The Crystal Method*, The Chemical Brothers, Deadmau5, Freezepop, The Fratellis, Mindless Self Indulgence, Doctor P, Gackt, Spitz, Lily Allen, Flogging Molly*, Tenacious D, Fatboy Slim, Presidents of the USA*, Kittie, Sage Francis*, Aesop Rock*, Greyskull, Citizen Cope, Primus, Beastie Boys, Kansas, Foreigner, Elton John*, Meatloaf, Queen, Cake, Ratatat, Ween, Massive Attack, Mickey Avalon*, Eminem
* = seen live

Games: World of Warcraft (I don't miss playing WoW, I miss enjoying it), The Sims 2, VTM:BL, Black and White, Kingdom of Loathing, and anything tower defense for the PC (I also sometimes get hooked on Evony for short whiles); EVO and Illusion of Gaia for the SNES (and pretty much all old-school RPGs made for the console); Powerstone 2, Quake 3 Arena, and Soul Calibur for the Dreamcast; Spyro for the PS; Fallout 3 for PS3; Oblivion for 360; Pokemon, Warioware, Feel the Magic, and Heroes of Might and Magic for Nintendo handhelds; Settlers/Seafarers/Spacefarers of Catan, Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, and Pathfinder for tabletop

Food: I freakin' love food! Hiroshima-Style Okonomiyaki; Thai coconut milk soup with tofu, onions, and mushrooms; Rare prime rib with healthy portions of au jus and horseradish; Peach Mango V8 Fusion juice; Manicotti and Lasagna; Samoas girl scout cookies; Veggie Lover's pizza from Pizza Hut, hold the bell peppers, add pineapple, and stuffed crust; Jet-puff marshmallow creme; "Chubby Hubby" ice cream from Ben&Jerry's; Extra crispy diner bacon; Hot, fresh kettle corn at the state fair; Thai iced tea; Buitoni's brand cheese tortellini smothered in ranch dressing; Ling Ling's brand potstickers with hard boiled eggs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order of importance, even:
Other Humans/Animals
Delicious Food
Music of all kinds
Appreciation of beauty
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend almost all of my time wondering what's going to become of me, and if there's anything I can do about it.

I also spend a goodly amount of time thinking about what I want in a mate. My ideal partner:
has a job they enjoy, is adequate at more than one language (I'll accept playing a musical instrument, double points for both), has a high intellect and college(+) education level, is verbally expressive and physically affectionate, encourages my potential and has goals of their own, is interested in travel (not necessarily tourism), is willing to experience a city's night life with me, has a clean criminal record, values honesty and loyalty, enjoys a variety of foods, knows when to work hard and when to enjoy a little laziness, loves animals, wants to have children and is devoted to the notion of raising them to excel in life

Bonus points:
likes to do fun things with facial fuzz, has hair long enough to run my fingers through, appreciates tattoos/piercings, can dance, is proficient at minor car maintenance/repair
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday nights I am doing something fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shoplift (skillfully). I still sleep with a stuffed animal. I live like a rockstar without the status...or money (read: I live like an eccentric bum). I am contagious. I like to pretend to be smarter than I am, even though I know my intellect is already intimidating. I'm a (recovering?) alcoholic. I don't give half a shit about how often you go to the gym, it doesn't impress me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you can communicate like a human and not a savage. Be aware that your chances of hearing from me diminish greatly when using "ur" as either an abbreviation for "your" or "you're".

Please don't send me "Hey, how are you?" If you take the time to read my profile, there will be something more interesting to talk to me about. So please FFS, include something from my profile in your correspondence, so I know you at least CAN read.