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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:54pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I don't really understand the point of a self summary when reading my interests is probably a more accurate representation of who I am, I prefer to get to know someone via chatting, as forcing me to summarize myself will invariably end in me cracking lame jokes, and not really say anything. There, see? Did it again, nothing said.
So if you want to know more about me, feel free to message me.

Also, I worship at the altar of Carl Sagan.

Also Dr. Perry Cox is my spirit animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bartending and studying to be a veterinary technician, but art is my true calling, I love drawing and painting, oil and pencil are my passions. I also volunteer at the local SPCA and love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, painting, effectively camouflaging myself as a bro or hipster to infiltrate and study their odd societies.

I'm an exceptional people-watcher, and will immediately point out the most amusing people in a bar / party and make outrageous assumptions about them, yes, I might be a horrible person.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm taller than average, and that usually makes me the most usual candidate for the spy at a given party, I get that and I will act accordingly, meaning I'll make stupid jokes and laugh at myself to blend in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Dresden Files, Wicked, Son of a Witch, The Sirens of Titan, Breakfast of Champions, Bluebeard, Cat's Cradle, Les Miserables, Sphere, Slaughterhouse Five, Timequake, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Foundation, Ishmael, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, honestly this list could go on for miles, I have my own personal library.

Movies: Serenity, Les Miserables, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Drive, District 9, Grandma's Boy, Watchmen, WALL-E, Death at a Funeral, Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Ace Ventura 1&2, Return of the King, Vanilla Sky, Children of Men, Garden State, Kung Pow, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dogma, Fight Club, Jurassic Park, Return of the Jedi, Boondock Saints, Big Fish, Adaptation, Anchorman, Gladiator, Pan's Labyrinth, Across the Universe, Dawn of the Dead, Sweeney Todd, Up.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Top Gear, Game of Thrones, Louie, Arrested Development, Breakout Kings, Prison Break, Blue Mountain State, Community, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dexter, Scrubs, Supernatural, Weeds, Band of Brothers, Firefly, Cowboy Bebop, Invader Zim, South Park, Angry Beavers, The Venture Brothers, Wilfred

Music: The Gaslight Anthem, Anamanaguchi, Theory of a Deadman, Talain Rayne, Imagine Dragons, My Darkest Days, Shinedown, Metric, Sixx A.M., The National, Dropkick Murphys, Pistol Annies, The Pretty Reckless, Florida Georgia Line, Childish Gambino, Bon Iver, Fun., Gaelic Storm, The Pogues, Flogging Molly, Mumford and Sons, Barenaked Ladies, Eels, O.A.R., Josh Ritter, Darius Rucker, Rise Against, Tenacious D, Eric Clapton, Sufjan Stevens, Breaking Benjamin, Rev Theory, Iron & Wine, The Shins, Daft Punk, The Mountain Goats, Fuel, CCR, Imogen Heap, Simon and Garfunkel, Regina Spektor, Toni Childs, Nickel Creek, Led Zeppelin, Jack Johnson, Jeremy Kay, Pink Floyd, Theory of a Deadman.....pretty much everything except for death metal, country music has been seeping into my life and its distressing me.

Food: Anything japanese, indian, and especially Irish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This section completely sucks, but if I really have to answer it, fine, here are my stupidly superficial answers.

-My convertible
-My cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Insert generic "The future and my family." statement here so I seem socially adjusted.

Oh and anything Neil deGrasse Tyson talks about.
(Edit: Cosmos has reaffirmed my belief that Neil is a national treasure.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends at the bars, having a party, or drawing / reading if nothing else comes up. (Scholarly pursuits are for the weekdays.) I typically can be found at Murphy's in Clifton at least one night out of the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a Cleveland sports fan, yes, I know, I get "I'm sorry." on a weekly basis.

Also I now have a rescue Iguana named Charizard, I didn't pick the name but I sure as heck ain't changing it (just found out charizard is a female, which is ironic because pokemon can be either gender.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk to someone who enjoys making people laugh, enjoys good conversation, and has an open mind. Also I'm not easily offended, so don't be too hesitant.

I'm a die-hard Buckeye fan, so if you are a fan of that team up north, don't bother unless you're willing to forsake your evil ways and accept Woody Hayes as your lord and savior.