What I’m doing with my life
I was living in Kentucky for a little bit. Don't do that. Since I
moved back to California I haven't been super motivated to go back
to school. I work full time at a country club to pay bills. Gotta
make that $krillz. I'm seriously like a little girl when it comes
to what I want to do. I was pursuing a degree in exotic animal
management for a second. Now my mind is set on hypnotherapy. I'm
sure next month I'll want to be a firefighter, or something.
I’m really good at
Going through airport security, writing, rescuing cats, making
people laugh, being a pushover.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and dimples. It's like I'm a 12 year old! Which my friend
just reminded me, "Some guys are really into that look." Oh boy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lately: Portishead, The Gaslight Anthem, Drug, Roy English
Always: Say Anything
Sons of Anarchy, Nip/Tuck, An American Horror Story, Wilfred,
Modern Family, and like any bitch I love reality shows.
I'll watch nearly anything. I've seen apparently the most
disturbing, gruesome movie of all time and it was a yawn fest. My
instant queue on Netflix is filled with horrible campy horror films
and Bruce Willis flicks. I also have a goal to obtain every
Leonardo Dicaprio movie, but only when it's in the $5 bin at
Heart Shaped Box.
The six things I could never do without
my cats, google maps, baths, birthday cake oreos, my dear ol' dad,
and Adam Levine's dimples. I have my life so figured out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Smart car accidents. Rules. Packing up my shit and moving to Maui.
JGL's swag. Lucid dreams and how I can acheive one, god dammit!
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. It's a server's life for me. On the rare occasion that I
might have a Friday night off, I'm probably drinking a beer,
playing liars dice, and taking your money. (What's my gender
again?) Or, playing bingo. (What's my age again?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whipped cream makes me gag. I know, there goes our romantic night.
You should message me if
You don't take these questions all too seriously. You don't use
lol. You have an intense love for felines. You chew with your mouth
closed. You tip your waiter/waitress 20%. You can grow an
impressive beard, are over 6 feet tall, and never lie. I really dig
that Abe Lincoln vibe.