Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Released: 1988 - Rating: PG - 1h 45m - Comedy /
is the story of a young
20-something struggling with the usual vagaries of urban life in
Neo Chicago III
. One day, our hero finds a
mysterious old map under a train seat on the CTA. From then on, he
embarks on an epic quest crawling through the caverns under the Sears Tower
demons and psychic assassins, and ultimately challenging a cabal of
super-intelligent frog warlocks to a high-stakes game of solar tic-tac-toe
In the end, he realizes that the path to victory is to stop linking to TV Tropes
. And so he learns the
true meaning of Christmas
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I work as a mild-mannered software tester in the heart of
the Loop who likes drinking tea, playing games with friends, and
browsing the internet for cool desktop wallpapers.
By night, I... do all of the same things, except I'm at home and
wearing a blanket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Composing and performing piano music
. I'm also pretty
decent at public speaking, losing pairs of gloves, Super Smash
Brothers, and getting lost despite owning a GPS.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm happy or excited, I burst into humming or fake-singing. My
grand ambition is to learn how to beat-box competently. I also have
a naturally strong, projecting voice. These traits make me a good
orator and musician, but insufferable during long car rides.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Lies of Locke Lamora -- Who can resist a lovable rogue
Death Note, I Am Better Than Your Kids, Little Brother
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Brooklyn 99, Community, Parks & Rec
In general, I like to watch any show that makes me feel like eating
a bowl of Fruity Pebbles in my pajamas.
I enjoy Go
, and would rate my strength at around 10-15 kyu. I
think it's fascinating that a game built on such simple foundations
-- black and white, circle and line, wood and stone -- can be so
beautifully complex. My goal is to eventually achieve a 1 dan
Cards Against Humanity, Love Letter, Phoenix Wright
NSFW), Questionable Content
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Smooth McGroove's YouTube Channel
: this guy is a
2. An instance of SCP-871:
3. A notebook & a pen:
scribbling is my
4. A d20:
for when I need that critical
because the world is bigger than
and it's a wonderful place to be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The moral obligations an individual has to the rest of
What I would do if I had superpowers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting a board game or movie night. Trying out a new restaurant.
Getting my friends together and watching the weirdest,
lowest-quality videos on YouTube until 1 in the morning.
My ideal Friday night is "all of the above".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gordon Ramsay is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to exchange 3DS Miis, browse the manga section of a Barnes
& Noble, or need a dwarven barbarian to help your elven rogue
You'd like to grab bubble tea in Chinatown, and then watch the
fireworks at Navy Pier or catch a concert at the Chicago Symphony
Orchestra. You'd like to take a class together or go to a museum or
Your idea of a five-star dinner date is pizza at Gino's East or
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