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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:55pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism but it’s not important
Post grad
English, French (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Released: 1988 - Rating: PG - 1h 45m - Comedy / Fantasy

Rachmanujan is the story of a young 20-something struggling with the usual vagaries of urban life in Neo Chicago III. One day, our hero finds a mysterious old map under a train seat on the CTA. From then on, he embarks on an epic quest crawling through the caverns under the Sears Tower, headbutting demons and psychic assassins, and ultimately challenging a cabal of super-intelligent frog warlocks to a high-stakes game of solar tic-tac-toe.

In the end, he realizes that the path to victory is to stop linking to TV Tropes. And so he learns the true meaning of Christmas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day, I work as a mild-mannered software tester in the heart of the Loop who likes drinking tea, playing games with friends, and browsing the internet for cool desktop wallpapers.

By night, I... do all of the same things, except I'm at home and wearing a blanket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make music sometimes. I'm also pretty decent at public speaking, losing pairs of gloves, and getting lost despite owning a GPS.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I'm happy or excited, I burst into humming or fake-singing. My grand ambition is to learn how to beat-box competently. I also have a naturally strong, projecting voice. These traits make me a good orator and musician, but insufferable during long car rides.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Lies of Locke Lamora -- Who can resist a lovable rogue?
Death Note, I Am Better Than Your Kids, Little Brother


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Brooklyn 99, Community, Parks & Rec


Ranked about 15 kyu in Go.
Cards Against Humanity, Love Letter, Phoenix Wright


Oglaf (warning: NSFW), Questionable Content, r/shittyfoodporn
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Smooth McGroove's YouTube Channel: this guy is a wizard.
2. An instance of SCP-871: the tastiest apocalypse.
3. A notebook & a pen: scribbling is my anti-drug.
4. A d20: for when I need that critical success.
5. Perspective: because the world is bigger than me.
6. Gratitude: and it's a wonderful place to be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Artificial intelligence.
The moral obligations an individual has to the rest of society.
What I would do if I had superpowers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting a board game or movie night. Trying out a new restaurant. Getting my friends together and watching the weirdest, lowest-quality videos on YouTube until 1 in the morning.

My ideal Friday night is "all of the above".
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Gordon Ramsay is my spirit animal.
You should message me if
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You want to exchange 3DS Miis, browse the manga section of a Barnes & Noble, or need a dwarven barbarian to help your elven rogue sneak attack.

You'd like to grab bubble tea in Chinatown, and then watch the fireworks at Navy Pier or catch a concert at the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. You'd like to take a class together or go to a museum or a library.

Your idea of a five-star dinner date is pizza at Gino's East or Pequod's.